Yoda got me Spanked

I imagine everyone knows Star Wars, well we were in Birmingham the other day and bumped into Yoda, one of my favourite characters. That's him in the picture and he's apparently floating above the ground, can you see that? 

There is a clear gap of about two feet between him and the pavement, I've no idea how they do that, P was bamboozled too, we walked past him slowly and couldn't figure out how he did it, presumably he performs his little illusion regularly because he didn't have a crowd around him so I guessed regular shoppers were used to him (or her)

Anyway P stopped after we'd walked past and looked back and said it was impossible, so I said why don't you go back and ask him. My husband went back, threw some money into Yoda's bowl and I saw him speak to him. Yoda didn't appear to answer, in fact he didn't even look down towards P and I could tell by P's body language that he was starting to feel a bit awkward, then he just left Yoda and came back and joined me. I asked him what the trick was and he said "The bugger wouldn't tell me, in fact he didn't say anything." I laughed and asked him how much he'd put in Yoda's bowl, he said he'd put a quid in, I said it wasn't enough so go back and put some more in and ask again. My husband said if he went back at all it would be to get his quid back. I laughed again and said at least take his photo, which he did.

When we'd moved on, P asked me if he really should have put more money in and I said I thought he probably should have but still wouldn't have got an answer in my opinion, Jedi don't communicate with any old Tom Dick or Harry, especially mean ones. My husband said I should watch who I was calling mean or I'd get a good spanking. I made sure to refer to his tightfistedness a couple more times while we were out and sure enough when we got home I was spanked. It wasn't what I'd call a 'good' one but I'm not complaining.

Thank you Yoda.

Have a good week.

Ronnie

xx