Poor Communicator

I'm a poor communicator. It's official, my husband has said it. We were talking about companies which convey information badly and those which do it well, I know miles away from spanking but I got it round there eventually........I told him it was the same with blogs, there were some which are crystal clear, some confused, some meandering, some unfathomable etc etc but that's what I like about them. He said he thought I was a poor communicator. I said I couldn't be because I do communicate all the time. True, he said, but you have time to think about it on your blog but in emails to me you are.....it didn't go any further because the phone went.

Half an hour later I got an email (I mean I'm sitting less than twenty feet away and I get an email!) from my husband. It said ' Reply immediately.Tell me 6 things you don't normally tell me about spanking'. I didn't answer immediately because it took me by surprise, then a few minutes later I heard 'I'm waiting, do it now'. He emphasised the instruction, I liked that, it did the trick, I replied quickly.

1. I like you spurting over my bottom after it's been spanked. (told you I was kinky)
2. I prefer you licking out my pussy after a spanking, it makes me come better.
3. I sometimes don't want to come at all during or after a spanking, just the spanking.

After a short while he said "There you are, proves what I said."

"What do you mean, P, I thought it was plain enough."

"Well...first, you've sent me three not six.....second, how can you list No.1 when I can't even remember doing it.......third, No.2 says you 'prefer', what does that mean, prefer as opposed to what, what aren't I doing well?.......fourth, No.3 what do you mean 'sometimes', as if it's a choice, as if coming is a default effect, it isn't and shouldn't be and I'd say mostly isn't so what do you mean...."

Well I hadn't expected that. And what the fuck was he asking me probing questions for anyway, isn't a girl allowed to have some private thoughts, and I had shot them off very quickly without weighing them up. I told him he just didn't understand how a woman's mind worked. He said he didn't need to, the only point he was making was that my communication wasn't clear and my email, and the queries it raised, proved it. I didn't answer and was saved by someone coming into the office; a bit later I got another email telling me not to bother replying or finishing off Nos. 4-6, he'd ask me the same questions next time I was across his lap. Promises promises.

I was tempted to reply 'and when can I expect that next time, P?' but I didn't.

Have a good week.

Ronnie
xx