To Bi or not to Bi

Bi-kini, that is. Should I or shouldn't I. That's what's been playing on my mind since P spanked me that time when I was reviewing my holiday gear and the bulges I had to squeeze into it.

Then on the weekend I was given a huge boost, a get-out in fact, when the Sunday Times Style magazine ran an article on beach wear and it's definitely cool to wear a one-piece. Not the naff Nigella so called 'burkini' fudge but a real stylish sexy one-piece swimsuit. Apparently Net-a-porter is now showing as many one-pieces as two-pieces, couture cossies you might call them.

They had some tips on what to wear and not to:-

• Splashy florals tend to be ageing. They're out then.
• Black is chic.
• White is strictly for the mahogany tanned and fit.
• Detail is important, especially up top (don't want to look like a member of the Olympic swimming team. Unless you can swim like one of course)
• A one-piece has to cling. Baggy is definitely not on.
• A cutaway is harder to wear than a bikini.
• Heidi Klein and La Perla are the cossie queens. La Perla look as if they've been sprayed on, Klein look athletic glamorous and durable.
• Avoid halter tops and pants. Unless pregnant.

Well that's sorted then, just a shopping trip to squeeze in, should be able to make it on the weekend. Of course I'll take my trusty bikini with me too (on my holiday not the shopping trip) because my husband approved it. But I'll surprise him with the one-piece when we're and maybe only wear my bikini around the pool for his eyes only:)

Oh did I tell you by the way, we're going on holiday soon, all the s's, a real sun sea and sand type, yes I know there are two more s's to add, spanking and sex, don't worry they'll be there.

Ronnie

xx