Monday, 21 May 2018

Spanking Machine

I had to smile, google sent me a little news snippet on the weekend. It was an extract from a Hull (UK) media source listing the 11 most expensive items people have sold on ebay via auction. No. 10 was a spanking machine. God knows how it works but it performs paddling and 'canning' which I assume was a typo for caning too.

10. Spanking machine with paddle - £1,400


And it wasn't me who bought it:) 

Just imagine you're not in and DHL turn up with your delivery, so they pop next door where your friendly neighbour takes delivery of your spanking machine. If that happened I'd hope there wouldn't be anything to say what was in the parcel or you'd have to move house.

Have a good week.

Ronnie
xx

13 comments:

Eric51 Amy49 said...

Well shoot, I got excited for a moment. My grandmother used to can tomatoes in the summers. If the machine performed spanking and canning, I might consider one. ;)
Amy

Roz said...

Hi Ronnie, you certainly receive some interesting news feeds lol.

Hugs
Roz

an English Rose said...

Hi Ronnie, I got the same google info as yoi and no it wasn't me that bought it either
love Jan, xx

opsimath said...

I don't know why, but the thing that amused me most about this 'canning' machine was the + £3.99 postage.

It seems a rather meagre sum for such a clumsy-looking piece of apparatus.

Hermione said...

I'd like to see the purchaser's feedback. Did s/he enjoy it? Did it work as promised? Would s/he recommend dealing with this vendor again?

Hugs,
Hermione

Leigh Smith said...

Maybe I should take a closer look, it's not happening otherwise.

Ella said...

Good god, Ronnie, the price is exorbitant! Sam is a lot cheaper and sometimes there is playtime following. Tried and true.

Hugs Across the Pond,
Ella

Rosie Jones said...

I think the whole idea should have been canned at the outset!
Rosie xx

NoraJean said...

Ummm ... I'm rather speechless! ... that's almost $2500 Canadian ... which will buy a lot of implements! Did it really sell? Are you sure P didn't buy it ... sounds like he likes new toys ... ahem ... 'cars' to drive ;))) ... nj

ronnie said...

Amy - That's what the listing said. Thanks.

Roz - Some are dreadful and not for my blog. Thanks.

Jan - LOL. Nobody has bought it yet. Thanks.

Opsimath - LOL. I didnt notice the postage. Thanks.

Hermione - So would I but no one has bought it yet. Thanks.

SG - Would be interesting to have it used once. Thanks.

Ella - I couldn't believe the price. It's an ugley machine.

Rosie - There are other listings and dearer. Thanks.

Nora Jean - I showed it to him but I wont say what he said:) Thanks.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Katie said...

That would be an expensive spanking, Ronnie! :) I guess that the purchaser would not be able to spank their significant other for having a spending spree, would they? LOL! Thanks for sharing! Many hugs,

❤️Katie xoxo

Red said...

Funny. You should tell P how much money he is saving by spanking you, so that you did not have to purchase this item.
bottoms up
Red

ronnie said...

Katie - LOL. Never thought of that. Thanks.

Red - I don't need one with P. Thanks.

Love,
Ronnie
xx