Friday, 20 March 2015

Lilliput Cane

We were in Ego (it's a restaurant) the other day, it was lunchtime, we hardly ever do lunch out but we'd been talking a few things over while we were out and wanted to keep the flow going. We had a dish of olives and a couple of Caesar salads. They serve the olives with posh little plastic cocktail sticks with a tiny logo, not the wooden ones we use at home, and one of them was bent in a shallow curve.

P picked it up and was looking at it and rotating it between his finger and thumb while we were talking, then suddenly, inexplicably, announced that if we were in Lilliput, and of Lillipution size, he could bend me over one of the tables and cane me with it. He said it was nice and bendy. Then he resumed almost exactly where he'd left off talking as if he'd never departed from the conversation flow at all. I even wondered if I'd imagined him saying it.

When we were ready to go P went to the gents, I paid the bill and popped the little cocktail stick into my handbag. I shall ask him about it one day, or throw it away if the moment has faded, it was just so out of keeping with my husband's usual behaviour. Odd little things happen sometimes.

Have a fun weekend.



an English Rose said...

Hi Ronnie, we see spanking everywhere nowadays don't we? I often see a glint in John's eye when he catches sight of something that could become an implement!
love Jan, xx

MrJ said...

Lovely dinner small talk.

Roz said...

Very imaginitive of P. Love it!


PK said...

Unlike my sweet husband, P is a true spanko and sees things all around him. I love that about your man.

Hermione said...

What a magical moment!


Red said...

A fun idea for certain from P. Have a great weekend.
bottoms up

Leigh Smith said...

How romantic - he is a keeper for sure.

ronnie said...

Jan - We sure do. Thanks.

MrJ - A little different than what wee were talking about. Thank you.

Roz - Surprised me. Thanks.

PK - I think he sees more spanko things than I do. Thanks.

Hermione - Funny him coming out with it. Thanks.

Red - Did make me smile after. Thank you.

SG - Yep, I think I'll keep him. Thanks.


She and Him said...

Anymore Jim and I see possible implements everywhere. Going to the store means everything is seen in a different way than others around us see things.

Ni Na said...

Hi Ronnie, I can only agree with Jan, it seems that there are implements everywhere, any place, any size. Hubby does these things too, a sudden change of topic, quick reference to spanking, then back to topic. :)



Cat said...

LOL Ronnie...guess we know what he had on his mind. He does like to mess with you doesn't he. Hope you two have a spanking good time this weekend.

Hugs and blessings..

Minelle Labraun said...

Oh that man loves winding you up!
Love the liliput reference! I would have thought that way too!

ronnie said...

She and Him - Makes shopping a little more fun:) Thanks,

Nina - Implements, here there and everywhere:) Thanks.

Cat - He does but I like it:) Thank you.

Minelle - LOL. It didn't even cross my mind. Thanks.


Megan Morgan said...

That's funny! Gabe not only see implements everywhere we go, he makes comments about other women acting badly in public and will say to me, "I know what she needs!"
Or "if you ever acted that way..."

ronnie said...

Megan - LOL. I hate when P makes comments like that, sometimes quite loudly. Thanks.