Wednesday, 22 January 2014

I'll spank you publicly in the car park

Would he have done it?

I asked P the question as we were driving on the A5, I had my hand resting high on his left thigh at the time and my finger tips were idly stroking his chinos.

"You wouldn't really have taken me out into Waitrose's car park the other day and spanked me, would you?" I asked coyly. My fingers increased their pressure just a little.

"Hmmm," was all I got back, it was a bit growly, a bit undecided and a bit why are you bothering me with this.

"I mean I know I was wrong (lie) and deserved to be spanked (lie, but who cares) but you wouldn't really have spanked me in public would you?" My fingers sensed movement inside the chinos and shifted position to encourage it.

"I'll be spanking you in the next layby right here on the A5 if you don't stop that." He said it as if he meant it and it made me feel warm.

I thought to myself 'not if you've got a great big stain on your chinos, you'd be too embarrassed to get out of the car' but I didn't say it. I just smiled and moved my hand slowly down to his knee. So I didn't get my answer, but I did get a spanking when we got home, a playful one though as befitted the banter we'd exchanged during the rest of our trip.

Sometimes little cuddly nonsense spankings are just the job, even though your mind might hanker after somewhat more dramatic attentions.




1manview said...

Such a tease :) And I thought my spouse was the only one to use that maneuver...

Have great week Ronnie...

bobbsroom said...

You seem to be full of mischief lately Ronnie, new years resolution is it. Lucky old P



Michael M said...

John Lewis have an excellent range of kitchen implements and are now selling Joseph Joseph ones with a rubber hand grip, so that P can maintain a firm hold. You could do click and collect at Waitrose and be ready to go in the car park.

Roz said...

LoL Ronnie, you are such a naughty tease! :) Ooh, love cuddly nonsense spankings!


Hermione said...

Ronnie, that was very naughty of you to distract P while he was driving. He should have pulled over and spanked you.

Maybe next time:)


Our Bottoms Burn said...

A stain on his chinos! You are most accomplished at teasing P. Do you think you do more or less of it now than when say you were 30? Do you think you are better at it now than then? Was P as "gruff" when he was 30?

Leigh Smith aka Sunny Girl said...

You are a tease and deserved spanking. Glad you got what you deserved when you got home.

MrJ said...

I'm sure that eventually your set-up will appeat successful. .

NorthernSugar said...

Hmmm...sounds like just the sort of thing I would do to my Daddy...hopefully he would pull over then and there and show me that he meant business! ;)

Meredith Malloy said...

I, too, the talk from my husband. Great post.

Ami Starsong said...

You seem to have got the wind under your tail. Loved Michael's comment re what is available in John Lewis these days. Must visit our home store. But in a Waitrose car park? Nah! I don't think so...unless you have darkened windows. I know I wouldn't want to share a good spanking with anyone except my husband. LOL!


an English Rose said...

Hi Ronnie, you naughty tease, glad you got spanked for that. Nice to think he would have though ( or should I have said that? mm)
love Jan.xx

ronnie said...

1Manview - Who me:) Thanks.

BOB - Sorry, didn't I tell you that was another of my New Year's resolution - teasing:) Thanks.

Michael - LOL. I was looking at the Joseph range the other day.

Roz - Me a tease, Roz, no:) Thank you.

Hermione - I'm often naughty like that:) Thank you.

OBB - I'm definitely more of a tease than I was in my 30's and yes, much better at it. Thank you.

SG - Probably deserved more than I got. Thanks.

MrJ - Working well. Thanks.

NS - I was glad he didn't as the spanking I got at home was just right. Thanks.

Meredith - Thank you.

Ami - Maybe in Tesco but not Waitrose:) Thanks.

Jan - Next time I'll dare him, mm, probably not:) Thank you.


Kenzie said...

Lol, sounds like the playful spanking went perfect with the playful banter. :)

Erica said...

Love your mischievous side, Ronnie! :-)

Minelle Labraun said...

Do you think he would have stopped?
I won't push my Scotsman in public since he lives to make me squirm!

Glad you got a nice cuddly one!

Cat said...

LOL do love teasing don't you. But what would you have done if he'd really given you that spanking in the car park? ;)


ronnie said...

Kenzie - I like those spankings, sometimes. Thanks.

Erica - I do like to tease my man:) Thank you.

Minelle - Glad you were able to comment. Thank you. In the layby, maybe. Cuddly ones are nice but I wouldn't like them all the time:)

Cat - : He wouldn't have spanked me in the car park, at least I don't think so. Thanks.


Terpsichore said...

playful is fun :-) thanks for sharing

ronnie said...

Terps - Thanks for stopping by.


Renee Rose said...

Yep, I used to be disappointed that all I get is the little cuddly fun spankings, but now I think it might suit me, anyway.

Baxter said...

I egg my wife on all the time, hoping she will tell me that she is going to spank me when we get home. Her driving is a bit concerning and sometimes she will say something about a spanking and I say yes dear, I am a naughty boy. And when we get home, she deals with me. Baxter