Wednesday, 24 April 2013

Bottoms Up

My weekly review of a least favourite implement, as expressed by readers.



Jan, English Rose writes.....

I am not a fan of wood. Until recently we had a natty oval hairbrush but oops it recently cracked from side to side. What a shame! We have a nasty little wooden spoon, a vicious wooden ruler, neither of these I particularly enjoy but after the brush pah!!


Then a few weeks ago my darling generous husband made a new purchase - A wooden paddle:((( This terrible implement measures 9 by 4 and is a lovely shiny dark wood. It has a pretty blue ribbon through the handle. 




Oh my goodness it stings like fury and is without doubt my least favourite thing. It is unfortunately hubby's very favourite thing and puts in an appearance regularly whether for punishment or play. Did I say  I really don't like it , I can't even keep still for the blessed thing, where have all the feathers gone these days?

Thanks English Rose.  Many a bottom (including me) have a dislike for wooden implements, or at least certain wooden implements and I'm happy we don't have one like yours in our toy box.


Don't forget, if any bottoms, male or female who would like to do a review of their LEAST favourite implement and why, please email me. ronniesoul@gmail.com. I'll keep it secret if it's just for me but if it's OK for me to post it please say so. Pictures are always good.

See you next week for another Bottoms Up.


Ronnie

xx

Picture property of English Rose.

29 comments:

bobbsroom said...

Thanks for another great post Ronnie.

Seeing you do not have one i will make another Jamie Oliver paddle and send it to P especially for you :):):)

Happy spankings.

BOB B xx

Michael M said...

Jan does not seem to very brave about receiving her paddling. Maybe she will get used to it over time.

ronnie said...

Bob - Don't you dare:) Cheers Bob.

Michael - I wouldn't be brave if I had that paddle used on my bottom. Thanks Michael.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

joeyred51 said...

Thank you Jan and Ronnie. I do not like wooden paddles at all.

Hug,
joey

PK said...

I love wood when he uses it over clothes, less so on the bare. But I do like the wooden spoon - probably because he never uses it long enough.

Hugs
PK

Anonymous said...

We have not got a paddle.Peter found all our other implements easily on the internet but did not want to pay shipping for a paddle. Something tells me Jan's hubby got a good deal. Sssssssssssssshhh PLEASE ! Sarah,LD,UK

Hermione said...

It's lovely! Was the blue ribbon her husband's idea? That paddle looks like it means business.

Hugs,
Hermione

Roz said...

Thank you Ronnie and Jan.

I agree with Hermione, it certainly looks lovely but, no thanks!

Hugs,
Roz

dancingbarez said...

We have a similar paddle but unfortunately its much thicker and yes it makes a regular appearance and seems to be the go to implement. Even though one knows it will make the paddling last longer she panics when it first starts and tries to get up. The crazy thing is if it for some reason does not come out for a while the craving for it begins....go figure.

Terpsichore said...

thank-you for sharing...that looks quite intimidating to me...I am sure it must pack a mighty sting...

sunnygirl said...

Looks very ouchy to me. It looks bad enough for play but for punishment. I would be angelic if that were in my house.

ronnie said...

Joey - I'm with you on that. Cheers Joey.

PK - The only wood I like is the cane:) Thanks PK.

Sarah - You should tell Peter to purchase one of John's paddles (US but worth it) or maybe I should mention it to him:) Thanks Sarah.

Hermione - Jan said the blue ribbon came with the paddle. Thanks Hermione.

Roz - I totally agree. Thanks Roz.

DB - I can understand that. Thanks DB.

Terps - Exactly what I thought. Thanks Terps.

SG - I think I would be too:) Thanks SG.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Ami Starsong said...

Good grief Jan - now I know what you are always going on about!

Ronnie, thanks for the post, but if the scary thing were mine I'd bury it at midnight! I have chopping boards that look similar and I just couldn't imagine them used on my butt! Was it your idea she bought it Ronnie?!

The only bit I liked was the blue ribbon.

Hugs

Ami

Minelle Labraun said...

I enjoy the wood as long as there is a significant warm-up and starts over clothes. Now its better if they don't swing too hard.LOL.. I know I am a wimp. However when its layered after a while it is nice in it's cumulative effects.

Dawn b said...

Awww but it's such a pretty paddle :)

I have a certain fondness for a certain paddle but that is a whole other story. I don't dislike wooden implements in general but I will admit that they pack a certain sting.

an English Rose said...

Hi Ronnie, my paddle looks so pretty on your site!! I'll have you know Michael that I am very brave;) .
Sarah , tell Peter we got it on Ebay ( a bargain )
.Ami, now you know!
Love Jan.xx

ronnie said...

Ami - Not my cup of tea and no it was all her husbands idea:) Thanks Ami.

Minelle - Yes, after a warm up it would be different. Thanks Minelle.

Dawn - There is not wooden implement I've found that I like. Thanks Dawn.

Jan - I must admit it does look rather nice but I glad its in your home and not mine:) Thanks Jan.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

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Red said...

Interesting, but I understand very well that wood gives more pain, whereas leather gives more sting.
I imagine I should send P an email letting him know that after this being the year of the cane, next should be the year of the wood...
bottoms up
Red

ronnie said...

Red - Don't you dare or I'll tell Cindy and ask her to deal with your appropriately:) Thanks Red.

Have a good weekend.

Love,
Ronnie
xx