Monday, 28 June 2010

Very helpful

How was your weekend? Sorry haven't been round reading blogs or joined Bonnie for brunch but we had Internet problems at home. Can surf from my phone but it's a tiny screen and the 3G network isn't all that fast.

We've had super weather this weekend, P did a BBQ Saturday night and Sunday we went to friends to watch the UK Germany game, had a BBQ after. I won't comment on the game except to say we were awful, worse game I've seen us play.



I sent P an article Friday and this paragraph was included, (sorry not sure where I found it). I asked him what he thought of it, he said it was fine. Very helpful I thought. I asked him for a bit more than that, whether he agreed with it or not, so he took another look. The part of the article which interested me was:-

'...the punishment must fit the offence. Minor misconduct merits warming over by a hand. More serious violations justify the sting of a solid hairbrush or wooden paddle. Greater transgressions are corrected by the classic two stage approach that begins with a good hand spanking followed by a thorough session with the hairbrush. Truly bad behaviour warrants the sizzling kiss of the time honoured razor strap or a truly lickety cane or birch. The foreboding words "This is going to be a spanking that you will not soon forget" will indeed be long remembered - both words and deed.'

P sent it back to me a couple of minutes later with a few words added, I coloured them for easy reading.

The punishment must fit the offence true, neither over nor under punishment is acceptable. Minor misconduct merits a thorough warming over by a firm hand. More serious violations justify the sting of a solid hairbrush neglected a bit these days, need to revisit soon or wooden paddle prefer leather. Greater transgressions are corrected by the classic two stage approach that begins with a good hand spanking must be good to warm thoroughly followed by a thorough session with the hairbrush hmmm might be a bit weak. Truly bad behavior warrants the sizzling kiss of the time honored razor strap Ah yes now there's a delightful implement or a truly lickety. I like that word 'lickety' even though I doubt it's in the dictionary cane or birch cane is less messy and requires no preparation except of course preparing the to-be-caned bottom. The foreboding words “This is going to be a spanking that you will not soon forgetyes, words are very important for both parties will indeed, be long remembered – both words and deed probably in equal measure.

I asked him to explain his thoughts but he said no they were clear enough, I asked him to explain just some of them then but I think he'd had enough of the little game because he took me upstairs into our bedroom and spanked me with my old hairbrush, it wasn't at all severe but the unexpectedness made it memorable. After he'd spanked me he said 'There, that's one of my thoughts sorted, the hairbrush has been revisited. Now, would you like me to refer to another one, the cane or the strap perhaps?' I declined and I told him he'd been more than co-operative thank you. I did ask him if he'd mind if I printed his words though, he said sure, there's no copyright.

Like I said at the start, very helpful.

Ronnie
xx

10 comments:

Florida Dom said...

Sorry to hear about your Internet access problems. Now that is a crisis these days when you take access for granted.

And glad to hear you had a good weekend and that he added an unexpected touch.

FD

PK said...
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allie said...

Hi Ronnie,
I found your blog about a month ago...and always enjoy your posts.
It is always (?) fun to get a suprise spanking! :)

Hope that you get your internet issues sorted out soon.

allie

BabyMan said...

I think it was very generous for P to be helpful. There's nothing like a first (with a brush) "hand" experience that brings deeper understanding. What a guru!

Sara said...

Stellar communication...by word and deed! P caught on pretty quick didn't he?

Daisychain said...

I am thinking P and Davey are identical twins separated at birth.... xxxx

Hermione said...

I like "lickety cane" too. How about "crackety brush"? Surprise spankings are my favourite too.

Hugs,
Hermione

ronnie said...

FD - If my washing machine, hoover, TV went I can do without but not my internet :( Great weekend thanks FD.

PK - I am so sorry, I deleted your comment by mistake.

Allie - Lovely that you stopped by and thank you for leaving a comment. You can't beat a surprise spanking :) Hope you stop by again.

BabyMan - P's very helpful and always ready to please.

Sara - He always was a fast leanrer :)

Daisy - Another P, Agh, you'll have some fun when Davey gets here and many a sore bottom :)

Hermione - Now I like "crackety brush". Thanks Hermione. Surprise ones are the best I think.

Thanks all, appreciate you stopping by.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

銘木 said...

在莫非定律中有項笨蛋定律:「一個組織中的笨蛋,恆大於等於三分之二。」......................................................................

turiya said...

My last surprise spanking was actually a caning and to this date the only one that ever left me feeling relaxed and centered for days. They're nice when they can do that. :-D

*hugs*

turiya