Friday, 22 August 2014

Businessman fined for spanking his wife

It's true, it's in the Daily Mail so it must be:) some guy got taken to court by his wife for spanking her for 'unacceptable disrespect and conduct', part of the story is below with a link to the actual article at the end:-

....Smith then grabbed her by the arm, held her face down on a sofa and smacked her several times, she added.

Asad Aziz, defending, said Smith had seen red after being called offensive names by his wife during the argument.

He described how the businessman could not accept the ‘disrespect and conduct she displayed that day’ and openly admitted he had put her over his knee and smacked her five times....

....Smith admitted assault by beating and was given a 12-month conditional discharge and a 12-month restraining order.

He was also ordered to pay £85 in costs and a £15 victim surcharge to his wife...

I was amused, from the punishment handed out by the court it seems the magistrate didn't think too much of the wife's complaint. He ordered a £15 victim payment to be made to her, that works out at £3 per spank. I told P about it, he said if that's all the court is handing out if he was the bloke he'd get his wife home and give her a damn good five or six hundred quids worth and see if that improved her attitude.......and her common sense.

Article here.

Have  fun weekend.


Wednesday, 20 August 2014

Smile of the Day

No we don't switch.


Let me know if picture if yours.

Monday, 18 August 2014

60 Question Meme

You know I can't resist a meme. Spotted this one over at Bonnie's and Hermione's.  I've cut it down from the original 92 questions:)

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? No, but he is rather dishy. He's my window cleaner.
2. Opinions on sex before marriage?  A must
3. Is trust a big issue for you? Definitely
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? Yes I went shopping with her
6. What happened last night? Did this meme
7. Ever have plastic surgery? No but could do with it
8. Which are better - black or green olives? Black for me and my favourites are the small Spanish couchillo ones. Lovely in salads.
9. What is the last beverage you had? Tap water and a cup of decaf tea
10. Ever won a contest? Yes, at a Saturday picture Matinee

11. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? Wouldn't call them skinny but they are rather tight
12. What are you gonna do Saturday night? I think a rubby murray with friends
13. What are you going to spend money on next? Postage stamps
14. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? Change what?
15. Can you swim well? Not as well as I would like
16. Have you had sex today? Now that would be telling and no, I'm not going to tell
17. Regularly burn incense? Not recently
18. Are you in a good mood? Yes and no. Does that make sense?
19. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? Do you think I'm mad or what? No
20. What do you want right this second? Walk by the ocean with P

21. Is your current hair colour your natural hair colour? Yes except for a few highlights
22. Hot tea or cold tea? Hot, I hate cold tea
23. Tea or coffee? Decaf tea. I don't do coffee
24. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? Not right as this moment
25. Does everyone deserve a second chance? Depends on what they did
26. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? Should hope so after all these years together
27. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? No but I hardly ever do. 
28. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? Not at this moment
29. Who did you last call? My doctors office
30. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? I hadn't seen her for ages. 

31. Who would you like to see in concert?
 I've been so lucky to see many concerts. To name a few - Maddona, Tina Turner, Eagles, Santana, Elton John, Rem, Stereophonics, Pink Floyd, The Who:) but the one I've tried twice to get tickets for but failed and who I really want to see is..... The Boss

32. What was the last concert you saw? Paul McCartney
33. Do you tan in the nude? P rarely tans me in the nude
34. Are you patient? People tell me I am
35. Who was the last person to call you? A colleague from work
36. Do you sing in the shower? Afraid I do and don't care who hears.
37. Ever used a bow and arrow? Only when I played cowboys and indians
38. Do you think musicals are cheesy? Not the ones I've been to
39. Is Christmas stressful? Not anymore. 

40. Ever eat a pierogi? Had to Google this when I read it on Bonnie's - No

41. Favourite type of fruit pie? Apple and rhubarb
42. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Vet, Athlete
43. Do you believe in ghosts? Oh yes definitely
44. Ever been in love? Dah yes or I wouldn't have married P
45. Take a vitamin daily? Not at the moment
46. Wear slippers? Yes in winter and I need a new pair
47. Wear a bath robe? Don't all women
48. What do you wear to bed? A touch of Chanel though last winter I did wear knickers as well

49. First concert? Local group from school
50. Walmart, Target or Kmart? - Waitrose, Sainsbury, Tesco, Aldi Morrisons

51. Nike or Adidas?
 Neither any more
52. Cheetos or Fritos? Yuck, neither
53. Peanuts or sunflower seeds? Almond and walnuts
54. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? I would have thought so
55. What is your favourite book? Far too many to choose just one

56. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? P
57Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? The other day, P took some of my spanked bottom
58.  Ever have a deja-vu feeling? More than once.
59. Listening t0? News on the TV
60. Favourite cookie? Chocolate chip.

Have a good week.


Friday, 15 August 2014

Emmanuelle F/f

A long time reader sent me this video.

Leave you to decide if you like it or not.

Have a fun weekend



Wednesday, 13 August 2014

1,000 Spanks

This is my 1,000 post.

A big thank to all who stop by and for your support - without you I wouldn't still be here.

This was my first post after Bonnie linked me.

Spanked with Roses...

Yes, your truly, it is me, and one of the very rare occasions I'm likely to share a shot of my derriere with the world (I have shown it a few times since:)) but it was a memorable and totally unexpected event. My birthday actually (yes I know another birthday spanking story but I got caught short after Bonnie linked me, wont be all about birthday spankings but this one is nice) and I got roses, two bunches in fact, one of which went into a vase and the other was used for my birthday spanking.

Now let me explain. This was out of the blue to me but P had obviously thought it out, the roses were the ones without thorns so no worries there and the stems were long and supple. Stripped of a few leaves (to cut wind resistance P said) and held by the petals end they made a birch-like spanking implement, still wet from their wrapping, formidable I can assure you with hindsight; though being roses and my favourite flower, they did not appear so at the time, prior to use and I had a whole new regard for roses after.

In fairness P gave me the choice - hand on bare bum OTK or Roses on bare bum OT leather sofa arm. I love OTK but couldn't resist the roses. A minute later I was wishing I hadn't, an hour later I was glad I had. No idea how many strokes I got but those stems hurt they really did, and then P stopped and turned them round and started spanking with the petals end, which was bushier but with lots of tiny little stems which stung. Now, having no history of roses spankings to compare with I'd had no idea how effective they would be, or that some of the stems would break, or that my bum would be stinging so wickedly evenly all over, or that I would end up covered in rose petals, which P said looked lovely and snapped on his phone to show me later, hence the photo.

So what about the birthday sex that followed? Well it didn't. What followed was me clearing up loads of petals from the sofa especially down the back of the cushions, and both of us going back to the office to finish some work which had to be out by the end of the afternoon. And an hour or so later, sitting on my swivel chair with a bum still radiating heat, I thought how nice it felt and wondered if it would last till we went out to eat later. I hoped so. If not, well there was always that second bunch in the vase.BTW - his photo doesn't tell the truth, my bum was MUCH redder than that, I think the light affected it.



First picture from Au Fil des Jours