Monday, 27 June 2016

What a shocker

So the UK is out of the EU and in not-so-splendid isolation. Wrong in my view, I believe we should have stayed in but with better leaders to fight for making it a better place. Well maybe that will happen as a result of our leaving and hopefully we will maintain a strong relationship with an EU under reform because some other member states have reservations about the way Brusssels operates. Angela Merkel knows it, she's a good leader and must know there is a serious risk of a break-up if she does not make changes.

Anyway enough of the politics, the good news is that I got spanked over it. Not because it happened and not because of my view on it, because P is of the same opinion and I express my own views anyway, but because I sounded off a bit about it on Friday and again on Saturday. And I did it in a higgledy piggledy manner according to my husband, shooting in all directions which made it difficult to respond to so he kept mostly quiet with just a nod of the head and a
Hmm yes or an absolutely here and there. I asked him why he didn't have much to say on it and he said there was no need I was doing all the saying. I said he should have paid more attention, he should have listened to me on Thursday when I told him we should buy some currency, not because I anticipated what would happen overnight but just because it was better value than it had been for ages and we do use it.

On Saturday he asked me (
asked) if I had half an hour to spare and if so could I come with him to the office. I told him yes and followed him upstairs. Spankings don't start like this, I thought he might have something to show me. He asked me to take off my jeans while he closed the window and reached up onto the top shelf of the bookcase where he keeps implements. I asked him what was going on, what was this all about. He asked me if I trusted him, I said yes, he said well do as I ask please. He was still searching with his fingers, then he found what he wanted and turned round to face me with a Coco de Mer wooden ruler in his hand. My jeans were off by that time. My eyes widened.
"I'd like you to across my knee now and I'm going to spank you, and while I'm doing it I'm going to tell you why and you'll most likely agree with everything I say because it's true. It will hurt but you will remember it."

"What the fuck is this all about I haven't done anything?"

"Oh but you have. I'll ask you again, do you trust me.. and if you do will you get across my lap. If not you can put your jeans back on."

I got across my husband's lap, well what else would you do when you've been with someone for thirty odd years and they put it that way? P gave me a dozen whacks with the ruler, they were sharp, then he stopped and started telling me how impressed he'd been with the points I'd been making since the referendum outcome...another dozen whacks...and how passionately I'd made them...another dozen. And he knew exactly what I meant and why I was saying them and he agreed with me. A couple of dozen whacks followed.

"But if you'd just slow down and make your points one at a time, I'd answer and discuss. And if you put them in a logical order it would help."

Several whacks of the ruler this time, harder. I started to speak.

"No need to say anything, in fact it's better if you don't," said P as he spanked away with the ruler. I shut up. "You've been doing more than enough talking lately. I like you to voice your opinions, they are good and I agree with them and even when I don't I still like you to voice them. But please if you want me to join in make them calmly and leave some breathing space instead of ranting."

I liked what I was hearing. My husband was both approving and disapproving, but above all he liked me voicing my opinions and he wanted to engage. I felt yummy as he spanked my backside to sting level 7, I really wanted to speak back but restrained myself. The spanking continued alongside the lecture, I thought with a smile how ridiculous to be spanked for doing something your spanker agrees with, then I thought maybe it wasn't so stupid, it was at least keeping me quiet and had my full attention. Finally, P told me one thing he really didn't appreciate was the smartass way I'd said about the currency, I'd been right as it happened but it was just fluke nothing more. The spanking increased to sting level 8 or 9, more or less as far as that ruler could go. Serious heat was radiating through my nether region. I was also starting to get 'feelings.'

When it stopped I lay there. I told him I was sorry if I'd sounded smug about the currency. His hand rested on my backside. I said he was right about my ranting a bit but I did genuinely feel strongly about it. He said he knew, and his hand started caressing my burning cheeks as he reaffirmed he liked hearing my views and I should express them more. I said thanks and asked him if I could express a view right there while I was over his lap. He said of course go ahead.

"I think you should fuck me immediately, any way you like, now and hard. Over to you." Well, he had said I should make clear points and give him chance to engage.

He lifted me up off his lap and took me into the bedroom.

Have a good week.


Friday, 24 June 2016

In with the New - Summer Edition

A great selection of blogs for you. Make sure you stop by and give them a warm welcome.

Guide Me, My Love
Ramblings from a married submissive.

A Submissive's Journey to Submission
Her life has lead her to submit to the one that owns her mind and heart. 

Mr Wolf
Fenris Lycaous believes in courage, truth, honour, fidelity, discipline, hospitality, self reliance, and industriousness. 

A Housewife's Stories of Domestic Discipline
Katie started her blog because of the huge impact that domestic discipline has had in their relationship. She wants to tell others about it, share stories and close moments they've had, and learn from others. 

Videos and pictures of well delivered spankings.

The SwatBox 
Spanking- and discipline-related pictures and videos. Only favourites with the most authentic feel.

Need to be Spanked
A HUGE wave of spanked ass.

Mi Mundo Spanko 
Este blog es dedicado al BDSM especificamente del "spanking" Las historias retorcidas de una escritora oculta entre las sombras. 

Spanked Bottoms 
Corporal punishment through spanking. 

Submissive College Girl
A college student who enjoys submitting and getting herself into loads of trouble.

Jenny's Punishments 
Painful education firmly administered.

Spanking pictures and videos. 

Spanked to Tears Wife
Girls spanked.

Best Spanking Pictures
F/M M/F spanking pictures. 

Soft Spanking
Softer spankings yield beautiful red bottoms and lovely blushes of pink. With some nerdiness thrown in for fun.

Nothing says I love you like a good, old-fashioned, bare bottom, over the knee spanking with a wooden hairbrush or a solid wooden spoon. 

Spotted any new spanking orientated blogs? Shout up if you have and send me the link.


Thanks to Bonnie for bringing us some of these new blogs.

Wednesday, 22 June 2016

Getting to know me

You know me and memes. Spotted this one on Erica's blog.

1.  If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
David Attenborough. I'd liked to have met Nelson Mandela.

2. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
No clothes. Just a touch of Channel No 5.

Though on a couple of nights last winter (P was away) I wore a t-shirt because it was cold.

3. Ever had a poem or a song written about you?

Gosh no. Who would want to write a poem or song about me.

4. Do you have any strange phobias?
Mice. I'm terrified of them, I even have to close my eyes when I see them on TV, how silly is that?

5. Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

What would I want to do that for. No.

6. What’s your religion?
Don't do religion.

7. If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
Walking or gardening.

8. When was the last time you played air guitar?
Not for a while.

9. How do you vent your anger?
Waking very fast, turn the music up loud or having a moan with friends.

10. Do you prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it?
Behind it. I hate having my picture taken though I don't mind P taking pictures of my bottom after a spanking.

11. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
Who hasn't.

12. What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
Trying to please everyone.  Loyal, trustworthy, honest, friendly (take your pick)

13. Do you have a collection of anything?
Not anymore.

14. What is a sound you hate; sound you love?
Dogs barking and wind chimes especially when I'm trying to get to sleep.

15. Are you happy with the person you’ve become?
Yes, I think I turned out OK.

16. What’s the worst place you’ve ever been to?
A market in Africa

17. Favorite band?
No current favourite but I've always loved Queen, Small Faces and R.E.M.

18. Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
Nothing serious just a couple of minor bumps.

19. What the last book you read?

A book on Dementia

20. What’s the last movie you saw?

Sleepy Hollow

21. What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?
A torn ligament that took ages to heal.

22. What’s your sexual orientation?
Heterosexual now.

23. Ever had a rumor spread about you?
Once at school.

24. Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
No. Life's too short to hold grudges. 

25. Do you save money or spend it?

26. What was the last thing you purchased?

27. How many relationships have you had?

Only one that matters.

28. Where were you yesterday?
Here, there and everywhere. Busy day.

29. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Yes - my knickers.

30. What’s your favorite animal?
Dogs. German Shepherds.

31. What were you doing last night at 12:00 a.m.?
Cleaning my teeth.

32. What do you think is Satan’s last name?
I've no idea.

33. What is the single best decision you’ve made in your life so far?
Deciding P was the one for me. I didn't like him when I first met him.

34. What is a saying that you say a lot?
Not a saying but I say- "For fucks sake."

35. What is your current desktop picture?
Boring stock image that came with the laptop. 

36. Favorite color?

oh you didn't mean on my bottom. (no it's not my bottom)
Then it's blue.

37. If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

LOL. I could name a few but there's no way I would be able to do it, 

38. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
Can't pick just one. 

39. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
A women slashing the face of a man with a broken bottle. Was standing right next to him.  

40. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
Couple I'd like to meet for drinks or dinner but can't say there is any I'd want to sleep with.

41. Have you ever thrown up in a car?
Only when I was a small child.

42. In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
Giving and taking, respect for one another, trust, listening and communication. 

43. What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
Pretty Women, Roy Orbison. Always been one of my favourites.

44. You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
a) My first thought would be no as I wouldn't want to burden them with the knowledge but then common sense would kick in and tell me I had to.
b) If I was well enough I would want to travel as much as I was able and see as many family and friends.
c) I think I'm more afraid of being old with pain sickness and being a burden on others.

45. Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
No. I much prefer to email, text or speak personally to someone.

46. What is the meaning of life?
I'd like to say something profound but I can't think of anything at the moment. I  loved Erica's reply to this one. A quote 
from her father - “An entrance, an exit, and a lot of bullshit in between.” Perfect.

47. What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
"Said it like it was." 

48. Do you have any nicknames?
Not anymore.

49. Do you have any obsessions right now?
I wouldn't say an obsession but spanking is high up there.

50. If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

I'd like to say something that would make everyone sit up and take note or something  uplifting but no. So I'd say stop this madness and killing. Countries come and work together. Give peach a chance. 

Thanks Erica.



Monday, 20 June 2016

Spankless Task

We all know what a thankless task is; something you do which doesn't get thanked. My husband gave me a new word yesterday morning when I valeted his car and accidentally broke the little coin tray which hides under the dash.

He's got to pick up some people from Birmingham airport on Tuesday and bring them back to a local hotel. I told him on Friday his car needed a good clean, he told me it was clean and I agreed, it is on the outside but not on the inside. I said he should stop off and have it valeted. He said he would but he didn't, he changed his mind (or just couldn't be bothered) and thought it was ok. But a man's ok is different to a woman's ok so early on Sunday morning I took Dyson and some spray cleaner out to his car and gave it a thorough clean. Unfortunately the little coin tray, which folds down at the slightest touch, did just that but I hadn't noticed and I knocked it with the hoover and it broke and fell off and his parking coins scattered about the footwell.

I finished the task I'd set myself and then collected his coins and took a look at the little tray to see if I could get it back in place. I couldn't because a little spindle which hinges it had fallen down too and I didn't know how it fitted back. So I put the tray and the coins on his seat. I put the spindle in my pocket.

When I went back inside P was reading a newspaper. I told him I'd cleaned his car, he said it hadn't needed it, I said I'd done it anyway. His nose went back into his newspaper, ungrateful sod. Anyway he must have gone out to check it while I was in the shower because when I came downstairs the little plastic money tray was on the dining room table. He asked me what had happened and why I hadn't mentioned it. I just said I didn't know how it had happened it just fell off and I left it there for him to put back because, being a woman, I didn't know much about cars but I knew about cleaning them. On which subject, what did he think? Good job done? He gave me a disinterested 'yeah it's ok but it smelled of polish'. No pleasing some people.

"Don't I get even get thanked?" I asked.

"You can thank yourself lucky not to get spanked, never mind thanked, after breaking my coin tray," he said. "There's a part missing, I can't fix it."

"Oh dear," I said disingenuously, "careless me. Thankless task and now a spanking hanging over me." I couldn't help an inward smile.

My husband didn't react, he just said he was going to have a look in his toolbox and see if he had anything which he could adapt to make it work, he didn't have time to go to the garage tomorrow and certainly not the next day. I felt so guilty knowing the little spindle was in the pocket of my jeans. I wanted the spanking he'd mentioned but I didn't want my husband fretting over the silly little tray. I went back outside to his car, just for effect, and returned a couple of minutes later to present him with the shiny little spindle.

"Is this what it needs?" I asked innocently. "I found it under the footmat."

"Ah! Excellent!" He beamed. "Thank you. There you are you see, not a thankless task at all." He got up and pecked me on the cheek and hurried out to his car like a kid with a bag of sweets. He was back in less than five minutes, job done, coin tray fixed. He said he was going to make a cup of tea and did I want one. I asked him what about my spanking.

"Well you've escaped that, you're in my good books, thankless task not at all, I'm most grateful," he said, then thought for a bit and said, "I suppose you could say spankless though."

Hmm. I think I should have kept the spindle in my pocket:)

Have a good week.


Friday, 17 June 2016

I'm banned from a restaurant

And that's not all, I didn't even get spanked for being stroppy about it.

Sometimes stupid little things just get blown up and have consequences which are way out of proportion to the stupid little thing that started it all in the first place. It happened the other night when we were eating in a local town restaurant, it isn't a great place just pleasant, part of a chain, we go there sometimes because P has a Tastecard and gets more or less fifty percent off. I complained to P that my meal wasn't 'as normal', he asked me in what way and I vaguely said there were bits in the pesto sauce, he tasted some and said it seemed OK to him. I left a lot of it and mentioned it to the waitress when she came to clear. She asked exactly what was the problem, I was vague. She asked did I want replacement or something else, I didn't.

P wasn't pleased. He said he was surprised that, after working in the industry for several years, I would make a vague semi-complaint and not follow it through. He said it made it difficult for the staff and I looked silly for saying it. He said you either make a complaint and say plainly what the problem is, in which case it can be resolved, or you keep quiet. But you don't do half-way, what's the point. I suppose he was right. Anyway we paid and left and on the way home he said we wouldn't go there again, I'd made a fuss about nothing and it was embarrassing.

Ha! Well firstly I'd hardly say I'd made a fuss, far from it, and secondly it seemed a bit childish to say we wouldn't go there again. I told him so but he said it wasn't negotiable, I was banned as he put it. I told him I'd go there with a friend if I wanted to, I hadn't done anything to be embarrassed about. He said well if I did, I couldn't use his Tastecard. Now that's what I definitely call childish and I told him that too.

I honestly thought I'd get a spanking when we got home and I wasn't looking forward to it but it didn't happen. He was just a bit surly, we'll see what happens next time I mention grabbing a bite to eat there. Perhaps a full blown argument could ensue and I could call a few names and then get one humdinger of a spanking to clear the air, then have my 'ban' removed and go get something to eat:)

Have a fun weekend.


Wednesday, 15 June 2016

A Smile for Today


Picture found at Michael's blog - Disciplined Behaviour.

Monday, 13 June 2016

Sent to bed with a sore bottom

Does anybody else ever think they'd like to be spanked right before bed time and then sent to bed or am I the only one with such aspirations? I don't think I could be the only one, the thought seems too delicious to be wasted on just me. Well Saturday night I got exactly that. It wasn't stage managed, no manipulation, just plain and simple. And it was shocking and absolutely lovely and I even woke up Sunday morning with it on my mind, the only disappointment being P's side of the bed was empty as he'd gone to the paper shop and I would dearly have loved to snuggle under the duvet and suck him off.

We'd had guests for dinner and I'd been smart-mouthing apparently (I'd call it entertainingly witty). Prior them arriving and P spending time in the kitchen, we'd enjoyed a little impromptu amorous hanky panky after doing a bit of work in the garden which had involved bending and stretching with me in an old pair of shorts which, my husband had pointed out, were looking a bit tight. He said I should wear them more often, I said I would but only for him, not to go out in as they were old fashioned. Needless to say I bent and stretched twice as much after he'd mentioned them and we both felt like it when we went inside. There was no fucking but we both came, P via one of those ruined orgasm thingies which I learned about months ago and me via his tongue. I'm not very good at gauging ruined orgasms but occasionally, when the circumstances are right, I cause one to happen. P had told me when I first learned about them and did one on him that it was alright occasionally as long as it was part of a package and he got the real thing later:)

Anyway I don't want to bore you with our sexual peccadilloes, the bottom line was that I was sated and he was not, his cock was still bulging outrageously after he'd emptied and remained that way while he was working in the kitchen. Whenever I went in he said something suggestive or touched me, all very good-naturedly, and I parried him off with tut-tuts, naughty boy etc. Then he told me I wasn't much fun after I'd orgasmed, I became Miss Boring instead of Miss Horny, he said. I told him it was his fault he shouldn't have spilled his little load too soon, like an impatient teenager, and he shouldn't be so efficient with his tongue. All this was friendly banter and I promised him I wouldn't be boring for the rest of the day and I made a point of being lively.

After our friends had gone we sat down for a final glass of wine, it was late, I was still being 'witty' and made a couple of comments about the lovely food we'd had and how well he cooked with a hard-on and he should do it more often, I was just teasing, making it known that I hadn't forgotten he'd been left wanting, as it were. Then I smiled, got up and said it was bedtime for me and I hoped I hadn't been a boring girl and bent down to kiss him on the forehead. That was when he took me by the arm and marched me upstairs and spanked me on our bed. Short but hard, with my skirt up and my knickers down. Then told me to go to bed and not to be so smart mouthed in future. He didn't give me chance to say anything, just ordered me and went back downstairs.

He's never done that before, we're usually both too tired to play late at night except when we're on holiday. I must admit it thrilled me and I did my bits and bobs and got into bed feeling yummy and intending to stay awake till he came up to bed so that I could cuddle up and rub by throbbing bottom against him and whimper that I was sorry. But I fell asleep and next thing I knew was waking up in the morning with a strong urge to finish what I'd started the day before. I could get a liking for bedtime spankings, but only if they 'happen', not by arrangement.

Please join me and take a moment to send loving thoughts to all the people effected by the tragedy in Orlando. My heart goes out to them.

Have a good week.


Friday, 10 June 2016

In with the New - Euro 2016 Edition

Hello dear friends. Another In with the New Edition for your reading pleasure. Now please find time to stop by and say hello.

She spanks herself and loves it.

The Women is His
Domestic Discipline in all parts of life in a patriarchal world.

Yes Sir
A twenty-something woman who has been recently introduced to the world of BDSM.

Spanking NSFW
Lots of bare bottomed spanking punishments.

SPK Comics
A collection of comic strips from the 1950s featuring popular characters being spanked.

Our Hand in Hand

Travelling through life in a D/s relationship.

Spanking and Socks
A blog for the spanking and sock enthusiast.

Ina Morata
Erotic fiction

Spanking Art Blog

Dutch woman's collection of spanking-themed artwork.

Lace Winter
Romance novels with an erotic edge.

Souvenirs Cuisants d'une Jeune Fille Punie

Souvenirs... d'une éducation stricte mais aimante, sévère mais juste et sans excès, fondée sur le vieux principe du "Qui aime bien, châtie bien."

Just Spanked Asses
And asses only. 

Naughty Men Getting Spanked

Men and women giving naughty men the spanking they deserve.

Savage Pleasure
Sometimes it simply needs to be rough. 

I'm Spankee
Spankee is submissive, obedient and willing. This is the story of her sexual slavery in photos, videos and notes. 

There must be more new spanking-orientated blogs out there so get searching and send me the links. 

Have a fun weekend.


Thanks to Hermione and Bonnie for their contributions.

Wednesday, 8 June 2016

A Smile for Today


Picture from Kinky Comics.

Monday, 6 June 2016

P doesn't do cruises

I know a few of my friends on and off line enjoy cruises and I've said before that my husband doesn't do them. Our neighbours are on one right now and they say they're great but P always says he doesn't like being cooped up, prefers terra firma, rental car, go where he wants, choose where he has dinner, do as he pleases, he loves the sea and will swim in it for hours but he doesn't want to live on it in a floating hotel (his words not mine) ..........until ... maybe ... I showed him this article from Times Travel on Sunday.

Then he saw the price at the bottom, next to the bottom if you'll pardon the pun, and nah, that's outrageous, we could do Dubrovnik, Venice and Split for well under four grand. I said but what about all the erotic play nights on board, he just said to let him know what sort of erotic I had in mind and he'd do his best to arrange it:)

Have a good week.