Sexaholic? Moi?

You've heard of shopaholics, so have I. Well the other day my husband called me a sexaholic, I wasn't sure if it was a proper word but I knew what he meant. "Why?" I asked.

"Because you can orgasm too many times, well over the average I'd say, especially for your age, even after you say wow, that's it you're finished, you can still manage it again."

I overcame my horror that he used the age word (I'm sure he didn't do it intentionally) and told him that on the occasions when I do find extra, ahem, mileage in my tank it's a result of the expert ministrations applied by my nearest and dearest.

I noticed the beam on his face as the implication sunk in, I'm sure most men like to think their sexual prowess is appreciated and my husband is no exception. So it's really his fault, if fault is the right word, not mine.

"And in any case," I said, "I think I might be better described as a 'spankaholic' if you don't mind, I think that's a better description, I like it more anyway." I smiled and that was it.

Later I googled both words. Sexaholic is well enough known with thousands of references, there's even 'Sexaholics Anonymous' and all sorts of treatments, really.

Spankaholic isn't far behind although the listings are more obscure and I didn't find any treatments...I mean you could hardly threaten to spank one could you?

Ronnie

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