I should know my husband better by now. He doesn't go much for frills and trappings in his domestic or business life. He doesn't buy a flash car, he buys a good car that will serve him well, hates to waste money, he doesn't like dressing up to go out, he doesn't like posh restaurants but he does love good food and service, and so on...oh and he loves good value, I think I've told you about that before:)
It's much the same in our spanking life. We do have implements, quite a few, but we don't have many other trappings...handcuffs, hoods, ropes, spreaders, you know what I mean. Yes I've invested in a few in the past but they've never really had much use and they reside in a locked bag which gathers dust. He reckons a spanking doesn't need trappings; I'm in between on this, I do like a bit of fantasy, a bit of theatre and yes he does give it in his own way. Anyway before I bore you to death, I tried to introduce a little bit of fantasy on our recent trip to Barcelona and it got me spanked.
Remember the blindfold?
well I took it with me and early Saturday evening after I'd showered and P was having his turn I put the blindfold on, I didn't cover my eyes just got it ready so I could pull it down as soon as I heard P get out of the shower.
I didn't put anything else on, I could have wore stockings and suspenders or a pair of my sexy tights, god knows what I was thinking. (Have you ever done something like that?)
So anyway I heard the shower stop and I pulled the blindfold down, two minutes later I heard the door open and knew my husband must be staring at me, eyes ravishing me, I could imagine his penis tenting under the white hotel robe. Then I heard "What's this all about?"
"What?" I replied, a stupid thing to say, I know, as if it was normal to come out of the shower and find your wife like this.
Then I felt his hands on me but not caressing or stroking, instead they were on my shoulder and him flipping me over on the bed. Then he spanked me, I mean it wasn't hard but I'd recently showered and you know how that leaves you extra sensitive, he didn't say why he was spanking me but when he stopped I felt him undo the blindfold and then he said I didn't need to use that unless I had a migraine or something, then he asked me how much it had cost anyway.
Now you know I don't lie to my husband.
"I got it from ebay P, it was only £20.00 I told him."
I think I heard him tut, then I felt him move and thought I'd really blown it, but then I heard the TV start so he must have just stretched for the remote. Then he got on the bed and was manhandling me again but this time to position me across his lap, after which he gave me a prolonged spanking which really got me wriggling.
"This isn't for bringing the silly thing with you, it's for the waste of money," he said, "and if you don't stop struggling I'll be putting it to good use and tying your legs with it."
Well he didn't tie me with it, and he didn't fuck me either which is what I'd wanted from the start. But after a very pleasant evening out he did and he used the blindfold to gag me, which didn't work at all and in fact if anything made me more noisy. Next morning P made sure we were up early for breakfast, hotels are always dead quiet early Sunday mornings as most people lie in, P didn't want to bump into our either side room neighbours. We left the hotel mid morning without seeing any of our neighbours.
I guess the blindfold served a purpose after all.
Ronnie
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Spanked for spending money on some fun things to play with? Good old top logic, lol. I always try to avoid the room neighbors when leaving a hotel too. ;-)
ReplyDeleteHa! A classical case of Topping From The bottom and How One May Properly Deal With That.
ReplyDeleteThis post made me smile out loud :)
ReplyDeleteDee x
I think it was completely worth it!
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PK
How funny that he was concerned about cost at a time like that:) It seems you did a good bit of experimenting, though. What fun!
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Hermione
That blindfold was worth every penny. Methinks there may be a Part 2 to the story of the blindfold. At least, I hope so.
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing a fun story.
joey
Oh, MY, that cost £20??? I will make my own!!!!! All you need is a strip of silk and some fabric pens in neon colours...
ReplyDeletebut, I am glad it worked to get you spanked!!! That's what you wanted, after all!
Haha, Ronnie, you do work hard for your spankings, most of us get them without even trying!!!!!!
Loved the post; as always you delight us with your style of writing AND your exploits...(or should that be SEXPLOITS??) xxxxxxxxx
I guess you could say the cost was taken out of your hide. You received good value.
ReplyDeletei loved it!...thank you for sharing Ronnie ;)
ReplyDeleteHilarious. I am quote sure I would have gotten the same response. Hopefully you will get use it for its intended purpose soon.
ReplyDeleteTwenty quid! I hope it was made of nice material. I have always liked it when a tie, that I am wearing at the time, is perverted into a blindfold :)
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My husband does not like trappings either.And he can be a man of few words.Whenever I start to chew his ear about spanking and why he has taken to spanking like a duck to water he says 'Don't psychoanalyse me, I'm not one of your clients '.No, really,OK then...over I go..Sarah,LD,UK
ReplyDeleteLea - Never bumped into any of our hotel neighborours when leaving. Once in China we were waiting for our hosts to swipe the keycard to our room, when we heard a commotion coming from the room opposite, raised voices, a couple, then heard several slaps, more voices again, and then more slaps. We both hoped we would see them next morning but never did:) Thanks Lea.
ReplyDeleteMr.J - That would make a good title for a book:) Thanks Mr.J.
Dee - Happy it made you smile:) Thanks Dee.
PK - Yes I suppose it was:) Thanks PK.
Hermione - That's P for you. Thank you Hermione.
Joey - Not sure, P's put it his arsenal:) Cheers Joey.
Daiy - £20.00 was cheap, they sell for arund £69.00. Thanks for your lovely comment.
SG - LOL. It's a good job I didn't buy the little crop. Thanks.
MG - Thanks, glad you enjoyed it.
DB - Somehow I don't think so. Thanks DB.
Prefectdt - LOL. Well it was made of silk:) Thanks Pref.
Sarah - LOL. P is a man of few words as well until I'm over his lap. Thanks Sarah.
LOve,
Ronnie
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Great idea: make the book of your life!
ReplyDeleteHave thought about something along those lines Mr.J. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Ronnie
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Hahah I feel like I should try this!
ReplyDeleteHappy to hear you were able to avoid the neighbors. I'm always horrified that people might hear us when we're in a hotel...sometimes I make him turn up the TV but I don't think that does anything except for add to the commotion!
Riley - I know what you mean about the extra commotion but we turn it up quite loud. Thanks Riley.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Ronnie
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Lol at his response..mr practical!
ReplyDeleteGlad it all worked out "in the end" :)
Stormy - Mr practical indeed:) Thanks.
ReplyDeleteSBO - Don't know how I'm listed on Yahoo News.
Love,
Ronnie
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Fun story to read... Always a new way to get yourself spanked... but seeing the neighbors while you check out of the hotel could have been fun... Unlikely you know them in Barcelona, and also, nothing to be ashamed about either.
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Red
Red - I know there's nothing to be ashamed of or that it would be very unlikely to know your hotel neighbours but I still wouldn't like to bump into them after a night of spanking or sex. Thanks Red.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Ronnie
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