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Wednesday, 9 March 2011

Strict Optometrist


My optometrist said we were using 2 charts, both new. So imagine my shock when I put those cumbersome glasses they make you wear over my right eye and went to read the letters. I must have looked shocked and I'm sure I went red because he asked if everything was OK, I mumbled yes and worked my way to the 'bottom' line.


But when I put the glasses over my left eye and he changed the chart, I nearly fell through the chair, I felt my face burning, I thought it must be a wind-up but then the optometrist didn't know me, I was just a client after all



I'm sure you guessed I was only joking. I did have an eye test on Monday actually and I did have a fleeting vision of the optometrist spanking me for not doing well with the field test (that's the space invader machine where you have to zap the little dots which stream in from all angles) but he didn't really show me these charts:)

Pity, don't you agree the charts could do with livening up?

Ronnie
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15 comments:

  1. Hermione9 March 2011 at 11:26

    I wish my guy had those charts.

    Never had the Space Invader test.

    Hugs,
    Hermione

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  2. Season9 March 2011 at 13:02

    I'm not the only one who fantasizes about eye doctors, dentists, car repair guys, etc. while at appointments? It's amazing the things you can get spanked for in those situations! Well, in fantasy, that is. *Grin*

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  3. Anonymous9 March 2011 at 15:11

    I thought it was only me.. Or at football games when the guy screws up.. *LOL* or the repairman, or a fireman.. hmmmm... doctor... *LOL*

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  4. ronnie9 March 2011 at 16:56

    Hermione - Would certainly liven up an eye test. The Space Invader test is to check your peripheral vision and can detect any diseases such as glaucoma. Do can get carried away when your zapping the little dots.

    Season - Fireman, Policeman even the washing machine repair man who came the other day :) This eye guy is new and quite the dish, the last one was a lady.

    Surrendering Slowly - Hello. Oh no your not on your own, The list could go on :)

    Thanks Hermione, Season and SS, appreciate you stopping by.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  5. turiya9 March 2011 at 23:14

    WOO HOO! I'd go to that optometrist. I need to see one again soon... hmmmmm... ;)

    *hugs*

    turiya

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  6. Anonymous10 March 2011 at 02:25

    fun charts, thanks for sharing. PS: i remember that once I had to do an eyechart as a test , and i sort of walked up near it while others were standing in line, and memorized the middle to bottom immediately. I did very well on that eye test.
    I still remember the hard line Defpotc...
    oh well
    cheers
    red

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  7. ronnie10 March 2011 at 10:22

    Turiya - Would be fun.

    Red - Now Red that naughty. Funny the things you remember.

    Thanks both.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  8. Anonymous10 March 2011 at 12:48

    That's really funny. Now, I'm thinking of the different things that could be said on an eye chart.

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  9. ronnie10 March 2011 at 15:36

    Mick - Thanks. I did have fun doing it. Here the link to the chart maker.
    http://www.eyechartmaker.com/

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  10. Daisychain10 March 2011 at 23:47

    Damn, was going to ask what optometrist you go to, and get the phone number, lol!
    Hugs, xxxxxxx

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  11. Anonymous11 March 2011 at 00:18

    Very cute.

    Now, how can I make an appointment with YOUR optometrist?

    -h

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  12. ronnie11 March 2011 at 09:47

    Daisy, Hedone - Would certainly live us a trip to the optometrist:)

    Thanks for stopping by. Hope you both have a lovely weekend.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  13. Raven Red12 March 2011 at 21:55

    LOL!! Absolutely loved this.

    Hugs

    Raven

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  14. Abel123413 March 2011 at 10:07

    Just brilliant!

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  15. ronnie13 March 2011 at 11:27

    Raven, Abel - Thank you very much.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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