Wednesday, 30 September 2015

Smile of the Day - The Mistress

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very expensive restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman in a very tight revealing dress comes over to their table, gives her husband a big kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says, "And Who the hell was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!"

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Mercedes and Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club, the maid and the credit cards will go and some of your jewellery will have to sold. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous lady on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

The wife thinks a while -

"Ours is much prettier," she replies.



Roz said...

LoL Ronnie, very funny. Thanks for the giggle. Hope you are having a great week :)


Ni Na said...

LoL, 'Ours'!? oh my, clever lady. Thank you for the giggle.



PK said...

Everyone need to get their perspective in order! Thanks Ronnie.

an English Rose said...

Hi Ronnie, thanks for the laugh!
love Jan,xx

Ella said...

A nice little twist on this story! So funny.


lindy thomas said...

Hi Ronnie, what a wise woman. thanks for the giggle.

Lindy x

Hermione said...

Too funny! She knows which side her bread is buttered on.


Leigh Smith said...

Gave me a good chuckle. Thanks

Red said...

Always good to have a smile. Thanks
bottoms up

ronnie said...

Roz - Happy it gave you a laugh. Thanks.

Nina - Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks.

PK - They certainly do:) Thanks.

Jan - My pleasure. Thanks.

Ella I didn't expect that ending. Thanks.

Lindy - Indeed. Thanks.

Hermione - P sent it to me. Thanks.

SG - Me too. Thanks.

Red - It certainly is. Thank you.


Enzo said...

Loved it ! Thanks for the needed laughter!


Minelle Labraun said...

Quite the character!
I would not be as understanding!

Cat said...

Thanks for the giggle Ronnie! I'm with Minelle...I wouldn't have been as understanding either. Then again, not sure it's as much understanding as it is money hungry. ;)

Hugs and blessings...Cat

ronnie said...

Enzo - I happy it made you laugh. Thank you.

Minelle - Me neither. Thanks.

Cat - I with you both on that. Thanks.


Blondie said...

That is funny. Maybe the mistress could belong to both of them, that might enhance their sex life.

MrJ said...


ronnie said...

Minelle - Being denied is quite erotic/hot but wouldn't like it too often. Thanks.

Smuccatelli - Near-psychopathic:) yes you could be right but all part of our life and I love it. Thank you.

DF - I went upstairs a few times to look in the mirror to see if I was excluding horn:) Thanks.

Nina - He was thinking of letting me go longer, thankfully he didn't. Thanks.

Abby - I hated the LJ (still do sort of) but I can handle it now but it doesn't come out very often. Thanks.

Cat - I wouldn't like to be denied too often:) Thanks.

Michael - Luckily it wasn't my face that was glowing:) Thank you.

Anon - No problem. Done. Thanks.

Enzo - P has spunked on me before, quite like it:) Thank you.