Monday, 14 September 2015

A Wasp got me Spanked

Well indirectly anyway. It didn't live to see me get spanked because my husband killed it, several times, shortly after it stung him. You see we'd been at our local market in the town square on Saturday afternoon buying shrubs and plants, not something P does very often, in fact I had to cajole him into it. He also paid because the trader wanted cash and I didn't have any:)

Anyway walking back to the car, his arms weighed down with bags of greenery, a wasp stung him on the arm. P dropped the bags from his right hand and swatted it but it came back again and this time he crushed it against his sleeve, my husband hates wasps, he likes bees but hates wasps, doesn't see a point to them. Anyway he was angry, then a bit embarrassed because people were watching and he retrieved the bags and made for the car. I showed appropriate concern, never having had a sting I had no idea what they were like, he said it was nothing but kept looking down at it every few minutes. When we got home he left the plants in the car and went straight in the house to find some TCP or disinfectant, he asked me where it was and I told him I didn't think either was appropriate, he needed to wash the sting area with some soap and water and apply some antihistamine. I found him some Anthisan which we use on mosquito bites and he rubbed loads of it onto the swelling which, he said, was hurting.

When I asked him if he was going to put our purchases into the soil he said "I've just been stung by a fucking wasp!" as if to say I shouldn't even be asking.

I said "But you said in the car it was nothing and you've got some cream on it now." I was smiling. Men are babies. "I'll go and get them out the car then and bring some garden tools from the shed and you can join me when you've had a lie down." I was joking only bloody joking!

Obviously my husband wasn't as badly injured as he'd inferred because he got up and took me by the arm, propelled me upstairs to the bedroom and spanked me after yanking my jeans and knickers down. He did it hard too and I loved it and was trying to think of more things to say to provoke him but I wasn't quick enough. It was over in two or three minutes and I was dumped on the bed with a throbbing backside. He told me he was going to go and sort the plants out and I was to pull my knickers and jeans up and come out and join him, with a mug of tea, and no more jokes about his sting.

When I got outside he was halfway done, it was sunny and warm and there were bees buzzing in the lavender and an occasional wasp cruising around, which P kept an eye on. I told him I'd stand guard if he wanted, while he was finishing. He gave me a warning look but then asked me to go and get the Anthisan tube just in case. I did but he didn't get stung again, and nor did I, worse luck.

Have a good week.



Roz said...

LoL Ronnie, you crack me up. Sounds like a good plants in the ground and a spanking :) Poor P though, ouch!


lindy thomas said...

Ouch nothing worse than being stung by a wasp. Funny how you wanted to provoke P even more for a longer spanking. glad he wasn't attacked again whilst planting in your garden.

Lindy x

PK said...

Wasp stings do hurt and P was kind to spread the pain,

abby said...

LOL...Your P and Master think alike...any excuse is a good excuse...and like you...i sure do look for excuses....
hugs abby

Ella said...

Ronnie, this is such a funny story. You are right, men can be such babies sometimes. It is a good time to tease though. So we can learn from this little tale.

An eye for an eye,
And a tooth for a tooth,
And a sting for a sting!

Ella Ever After

Hermione said...

Share and share alike! You were both stung, in different ways.

We had a wasp nest under the eaves right next to our back door, under the soffit. We had to have it professionally dealt with because the wasps would come into the house when I opened the door when it was dark and the back light was on. Usually they are harmless though.


Our Bottoms Burn said...

Seems that you felt the wasp's sting also.

Leigh Smith said...

Ronnie, you are a kick. Glad you got 'stung' too and sorry it didn't happen again.

Minelle Labraun said...

Stinging fun times! Well wait.... Just for you!

sub hub in phx said...

What a delightful post to read Ronnie. Thank you for sharing. And yes, men are such babies!!!



an English Rose said...

Lol Ronnie, oh you do make me laugh. You are right. Men are babies!! At least the garden is looking nice :)
love Jan,xx

Meredith Malloy said...

Those kind of spankings come hard, fast and out of the blue.

ronnie said...

Roz - And I didn't have to pay for them:) Thanks.

Lindy - I wanted the spanking to go on. I'm glad he didn't get another one. Thanks.

PK - I've never had one so not sure if they really hurt. Probably does. Thanks.

Abby - Yep, always looking for a excuse to get spanked. Thanks.

Ella - Share and share a like:) Thanks.

Hermione - Nasty having a nest that close. I don't know why it stung P. Must have been angry. Thanks.

OBB - LOL. Yes you could say that. Thank you.

SG - Yes I would have liked another sting:) Thanks.

Minelle - LOL. I got the best sting. Thanks.

SHIP - My pleasure. Thank you.

Jan - Happy I made you laugh. Don't tell P but I don't like a couple of them now there in. Thanks.

Meredith - I do like that type of spanking. Thanks.


MrJ said...

Wondering what you think is worst - this indirect wasp sting, or the more direct version.

Ni Na said...

Hi Ronnie, sorry that P got stung by the wasp. However it is great that you have new plants and that you got the quick spanking. :)



ronnie said...

What do you think Mr J:) Thank you.

Nina - He's recovered now - after a few more moans:) Thank.


Red said...

Ronnie: Your unconscious can find ways to be spanked, faster than your mind can think of ways to have the spanking continued. In P's defense, you were very annoying, as plants getting into the ground is not a vital emergency. Just imagine, if you had not purchased them, they would have remained sitting in pots back at the garden centre... Just shows that P has a way to vent frustration, instead of harboring annoyance...
bottoms up

ronnie said...

Red - Me annoying, never:) but I got what I deserved. Thank you.


Terpsichore said...

Your story made me that any excuse is a good one for a spanking :-) Hug