Friday, 15 May 2015

"Nice Tits"

Said my husband as he walked past my laptop. I was sitting in front of it at the time, the image that caused the comment is shown below, 



not a reference to my own although I've no reason to believe it couldn't equally well apply, just that I don't tend to sit with mine on display. Or semi display.

"I thought you were an arse man," I called as he walked out the lounge. He shouted from half way up the stairs, "I am, believe me!"

Five minutes later he came back into the lounge, he was fastening his tie, he had a meeting to go to, he looked across at my screen the tits had gone.

"All of us blokes are arse men really," he said, "but most don't know why and if they were told probably wouldn't believe it."

"Really P," I said, having a feeling some pearl of wisdom was heading my way, "Well go on then."

"Yep, according to the anthropologist Desmond Morris in his book, The Naked Ape, nature makes tits resemble the cleavage of bums which appeal to our deepest most basic instincts. Think about nature, think about how mammals appeal to their partners." I told him I couldn't think, please tell me. I think he may have told me ages ago.

"No time, google it...or rummage in the garage, the hard copy's probably in there somewhere, see you later!" And he was away.     

My husband is a mine of useless information. As to why I had tits on my laptop screen in the first place, he didn't even ask.

Have a fun weekend.

Ronnie
xx

20 comments:

Meredith Malloy said...

Ronnie,
Ah, these men and what they think about!
Meredith

Cat said...

LOL Ronnie...never know where men get their ideas. Oh and I'll ask...why did you have tits on your laptop screen? ;)

Hugs and blessings...Cat

MrJ said...

Mine is the alternate question: how come he did not wonder whence the picture? ;-/

ara said...

why does this make think of chimps and beats me ;-)

Do they have cleavage?

I loved this post

DelFonte said...

I don't think it matters whether it's arse or tits, either works :)

Roz said...

LoL Ronnie, love it!

Hugs
Roz

PK said...

LOL, you have a fun marriage!

an English Rose said...

Hi Ronnie, mine wouldn't have asked about the picture either, I think he thinks I am a bit odd by now! I agree with DF
love Jan,xx

Ami Starsong said...

I remember reading the Naked Ape. Desmond Morris had some very strange ideas and I am not entirely convinced by some of them. Dan has tipped towards being an arse man, but for most of our lives he has been a tits man. LOL!

That picture looks very uncomfortable to me. It's like if you wear one of those balcony bras and a nipple gets hoicked out by mistake. All you want to do is wriggle.

Hugs
Ami

Leigh Smith said...

Men have some interesting ideas, don't they.

Red said...

Men love more than two things, Tits and Bum for certain, but another part of the anatomy does come frequently to mind... besides the beautiful face, and charming personality. Thanks for sharing a interesting photo.
bottoms up
Red

Florida Dom said...

So can you share with us why you had the photo of the tits on the screen in the first place?

Thanks for sharing.

FD

Ni Na said...

Hi Ronnie, what a funny discussion was that?! I loved reading this and I am impressed about P's (useless) knowledge. I'd agree with the others though, tits or ass, who cares, either works. :)
Wishing you a wonderful weekend.

hugs

Nina

ronnie said...

Meredith - P's mentioned Desmond Morris a couple of times lately, not sure why. Thanks.

Cat - Nothing really. Was looking for new blogs and the pic just caught my eye. Thanks.

MrJ - His mind was more on his meeting than tits:) Thank you.

Ara - I'm not sure, will have to check them out:) Thanks.

DeFonte - I agree, either works. Thanks.

Roz - P does come out with useless information sometimes not that I would tell him that:) Thanks.

PK - We have our moments. Thanks.

Jan - LOL. I think P thinks the same of me. Thank you.

Ami - I agree regarding Morris. I couldn't finish the book. I threw my balcony bra away, never got used to it. Thanks.

SG - Some useless:) Thanks.

Red - For most men but not all. Thank you.

FD - Hey FD. I was just looking for new blogs to share and the picture came up. Thank you.

Nina - He's a mine of information though sometimes useless:) Thank you.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Baxter said...

Yeah, I am a guy and yeah I love to look at tits and ass. The difference is that you are likely to get caught ogling tits and probably not get caught looking at asses. And along with the theme of this blog, I love thinking about that ass bare over my knee. HAHAHA.

Baxter

Renee Rose said...

ha ha-- I do believe I'd heard that before, but I'd forgotten. So funny!

ronnie said...

Baxter - Yep, you can sneaky look at bums without making it too obvious:) Thank you.

Renee - P does make me smile what he comes out with useless information. Thanks.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Hermione said...

I read that too, long ago. Ron would have wanted to know why I was looking at tits, though.

By the way, she seems to have a small needle stuck in the top of the left one in the picture.

Hugs,
Hermione

Megan Morgan said...

HI Ronnie,
I don't even know how to respond to this one. So funny!
Megan

ronnie said...

Hermione - After he told me about Desmond Morris his mind was back on his meeting. I saw that, not sure why it's there. Thanks.

Megan - Was a funny conversation:) Thanks.

Love,
Ronnie
xx