Monday, 26 January 2015

"Nice Bum"

Said my husband out of the blue yesterday afternoon. "Well, nice pose, can't actually score the bum when it's presented like that," he added.

I still didn't know what he was talking about and I had to look down to remind myself what jeans I'd got on, perhaps it was a delayed comment, I had been putting shopping away which involved a bit of stretching and bending. Then he turned the Style page of the Sunday Times round and showed me what had prompted his comment, it hadn't been my bum at all, (bummer!), there was  a page advertising an upcoming exhibition of the raunchy fashion photographer Guy Bourdin's work in London.

I 'Hmmphed' and turned away, "A bum's a bum" I said and went into the kitchen to put the kettle on. When I came back in with two mugs of tea my husband, who must have noted my attitude albeit exaggerated, put his hand on my own derriere as I bent to put the mugs on the coffee table.

"Now then," he said, "no attitude or someone's bum will be over my knee."

"Oh whose would that be then P, not the girl in the magazine presumably?" I was suddenly elevated again.

He didn't spank me but he patted the seat next to me and had me sit there, he finished his reading and I browsed, funny how little things can unexpectedly turn you on, I was really wanting him to initiate something, or perhaps I should have, for more or less the next hour, then the door bell went and that was that.

Ah well.

Have a good week.



Roz said...

LoL Ronnie, great advert! I think you can be sure P appreciates your bum:)


Cat said...

LOL Ronnie...thanks for sharing this cute exchange...hope you get your spanking soon. ;)

Hugs and Blessings...

Michael M said...

I saw the picture and hoped that it was an article but alas, it was just an advert as you say. I am sure you would have looked very nice, dangling over the back of the sofa, if that doorbell had not rung. Have a good week at work.

MrJ said...

It is just a matter of organizing your office. Cf

PK said...

But aren't you glad he's a bum man!

abby said...

So not surprised that he is a bum man.....hugs abby

Hermione said...

I would have been all hot and squirmy if my husband had said that to me.

Ever think of disconnecting the doorbell?


Leigh Smith said...

That darn doorbell, so sorry.

Ni Na said...

Hi Ronnie, funny and cool picture, I’m glad that your husband turned his attention to your derriere, but sorry for the darn doorbell. Have a nice week too!



Katie said...

Hi Ronnie, :) Smiling from your cute post, as well as shaking my head as I think of that line "Saved by the bell" and how very wrong that can be... That darn bell!!

I hope that you got your spanking. P a bum man??? LOLOL that is not news to me from this vantage point of the land! Many hugs,

<3 Katie

Ami Starsong said...

I'm always jealous of some of these bums you see exhibited in magazines. They are so tight, pert, blemishfree, rounded, perky, enticing.... Well, you get my drift. It puts a girl in a difficult position - hence the attitude! LOL!


an English Rose said...

Hi Ronnie, oh poor you, getting all hopeful!
love Jan,xx

ronnie said...

Roz - Even though I moan he doesn't, I know he really does. Thanks.

Cat - My pleasure. Thank you.

Michael - I have been in that position a few times:) Thank you.

MrJ - Thanks. Will take a look at that link later.

PK - Oh yes. Thanks.

Abby - No surprises there. Thanks.

Hermione - I just said I'd like to disconnect it to SG before I saw your comment:) Thanks.

SG - I'd like to disconnect it. Thanks

Nina - As I said, should have initiated something myself before the darn bell went. Thanks.

Katie - Happy to say P's a definitely bottom man:) Thank you.

Ami - I know what you mean but I bet most of them have been photo shopped Thanks.

Jan - Things come to those who wait. Thanks.


1ManView said...

Don't you just hate those missed spotaneous oppurtunities .... Have a great week Ronnie :)

peace and love

ronnie said...

1MV - Certainly do. Thanks.


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