Monday, 10 February 2014

Unglamorous Knickers - fit for purpose

I posted about a kinky knicker maker going bust recently, I was a bit unkind about Mary Portas. Must be kinder to that woman. Nah, I'll stand by what I said.

Anyway, so that nobody thinks I'm all snobby and snooty when it comes to knickers I'd like it on the record that I also own and wear plain cotton multi pack pants from MandS and other places and very practical they are too. I also own a couple of pairs of crotchless pants acquired from, I think, Ann Summers ages ago, so long ago I can't even remember or maybe I'd been drinking at the time. But my new favourite knickers are a pair of plain white cotton full fitting ones with the request 'Spank Me Harder' on the back.

You've seen them because I wore them on holiday last year and showed you them, remember (and wrote about them here) but hadn't worn them since.

I found them crumpled at the bottom of my drawer the other day and decided to wear them to coincide with a request I intended to make of my husband to spank me....ahem....'properly' before the weekend came about because we had guests due over the weekend and spanking was out of the question. And I needed a spanking after shaking off a cold which has been bugging me for several days and depressing my spanking libido. 

I told P I was recovered from my cold but could feel tension creeping in, with guests to cater for over the weekend, watching our p's and q's and all that. I told him perhaps a spanking might help de-stress me. He said he would but he wasn't sure when, he didn't exactly sound enthusiastic. I told him well it would obviously have to be before the weekend so it didn't leave that much time. Then to avoid doubt I told him I needed a 'proper' one too, to see me right through the weekend. I added that things might go wrong otherwise, if I was stressed out, things might be forgotten, I might drink a bit too much, whatever.

My husband kindly took me upstairs that very evening after we got home, and manfully and without ceremony began to divest me of my trousers and underwear with a thumb inside of both. I stopped him with a cry of "Not the knickers please!" and grabbed the front of them to prevent them going down. P continued with the trousers and I kicked them off my feet, then I felt him adjust my knickers back into position, it was obvious he'd seen what was written on them. I bent forward to make sure, then said "Ok you can take them down now." I do believe my bum gave a wiggle as I said it.

"No way," said my astute husband, "they'll stay just where they are and I'll do exactly as they're asking me to, I can't see a time limit on them so this might take a while."

And so it did. And I got just what I needed and then some. And no sex either. I loved it but I was glad he didn't use an implement, I wouldn't have been able to sit for the rest of the evening.

Have a good week.




Blondie said...

I need/want a pair of knickers like that. Glad it all worked out. We had a similar event last night but I still can't sit. Ouch!

Roz said...

LoL Ronnie, love the knickers! Glad they worked too and that you got what you needed :)

I love how you ensured P got the message written on the knickers lol and love 'manfully'.


Natasha Knight said...

I need those knickers. That is my number 1 complaint - spank me harder!! Have at it, man!!! If I can't find them, I will get a sharpie and make my own...

Glad you got what you needed.

Anonymous said...

I think it's wonderful you got the spanking you needed before company arrived. Now if you get out of line you will receive another after they leave. Love the knickers.

PK said...

Ronnie you are lucky - the panties helped, but you're also good at asking. I often want it harder, but then wimpy shows up and makes a fuss and Nick stops.

Hermione said...

Maybe you'll need to put a time limit on them for next time.

I love those panties!


Anonymous said...


I am glad that you got the spanking you needed.

Thanks for the photo of the knickers.

Have a terrific week,

Our Bottoms Burn said...

As of the visually oriented males, written instructions are always welcome.

Long ago and far away, a woman attending her first spanking party put notes on her panties written on masking tape. Very effective communication.

Terpsichore said...

glad you got just what you needed. I think I need a pair of panties like that...of course he would have to notice them first for it to work...hmmmm :-) Hugs

Leigh Smith aka Sunny Girl said...

So happy for you and jealous at the same time. Maybe I should get a pair of those knickers?
Hope the weekend with your visitors went well.

abby said...

Maybe another pair that says..."Spank me longer"...would be useful! Hope the weekend went well.
hugs abby

ronnie said...

Blondie - Do you need me to send a cushion:) Thank you.

Roz - If he had taken them down, all would have been lost:) Thank you.

Natasha - That's a good idea, you should try it. Thanks.

Archedone - It was gratefully received:) Thanks.

PK - You should really get rid of wimpy:) Thanks.

Hermione - And how long would you suggest:) Thank you.

Joey - They were a good investment. Thank you.

OBB - Yes, we know what you men are like and have to make it 100% fool proof:) Thank you.

Terps - You could get a pair and leave them in his underwear draw:) Thanks.

SG - They could come in useful. Had a nice weekend and we girls got to do some shopping without the boys. Thank you.

Abby - I'm already on the look out for another pair with something written on:) Thank you.


an English Rose said...

Hi Ronnie, I want some of them too, glad your needs were met, lucky you, how obliging P. is. Hope your weekend went well
love Jan.xx

Katie said...

LOVE those knickers Ronnie!! Looks like they did the trick! Glad that P gave you the spanking that you wanted.
Hope that you had a nice weekend! Many hugs,

<3 Katie

Anonymous said...

Aww what a cute post. I love reading about the two of you :)

I don't really want SM to spank harder though, just faster sometimes! lol

Red said...

Ronnie: unfortunately, those look like granny knickers, and other photos show a much more curvaceous bottom.... and no sex... awwwwwwww!
Have a fun week
bottoms up

1manview said...

The person who came up with the saying:
You can lead a horse to water,
but you can't make him drink it,
Did not know you... :)

Have a great week Ronnie
peace and love

Kenzie said...

Lol, they are adorable! Glad he was able to give you just what they were asking for! ;)

Baxter said...

I remember reading your blog and showing that cute picture of those panties. I think about that once in a while. thanks for the reminder and letting us know that the message worked for you.

Cat said...

LOL Ronnie...very cute knickers. If you could sit down last night, are you sure you were spanked hard enough? ;)

Hugs and Blessings...

ronnie said...

Jan - It et me up for the weekend which was lovely. Thank you.

Katie - I was smiling all through the weekend:) Thank you.

Sara - Thank you. I sometimes like to be pulled over P's lap for a fast quick spanking. Sets me up for the day:)

Red - Made no difference what the knickers looked like it was what they said. No sex after a spanking is something I like. Thanks.

1ManView - You know me to well:) Thank you.

Kenzie - A girl has to do something when she wants a spanking. Thank you.

Baxter. Thank you very much.

Cat - LOL. If he'd bought an implement in to play I wouldn't have. Thanks.