Friday, 13 December 2013

'Spank me! Slap me! Hit me!'

No, it wasn't what I screamed out the other day:) it was in an article in Tatler Magazine written by Giles Coren, about spanking. Apparently he only learned about it relatively late in life and regrets the wasted years. It took an older woman to lead him to the light. I don't much like what I've seen of his TV work but I think as a journalist he's funny and a good writer.

Another excerpt below but you can read the full article in Tatler :-  

So I whacked her a couple of times and she said, 'Not there!'
So I said, 'Where then?'
So she pointed and said, 'Here!'
So I whacked her there and she said,
'Not now!'
So when?
When she's coming, apparently. So as to involuntarily contract her kegel muscle and make her orgasm more... something.

I noticed he also said women wanted to be treated as sluts really, sometimes at least, well a lot of the time actually. Oh and talked dirty to. Ah yes and told what they'd been doing naughty before getting spanked. And then spanked well. Of course.

Have a fun weekend.



Michael M said...

He can be amusing sometimes but is a bit of a let down on the TV as you say.
He does not look like a spanker somehow. On the other hand, his wife has a definite glint of steel about her- probably the red hair.

bobbsroom said...

Hi Ronnie

Quite a nice little article didn't know the Tatler was so raunchy.

It's a hanky-panky-spanky minefield. How right that is when you are young and you know nothing turns you on as much as spanking does.
Thanks for the post.

Have a good weekend.


Our Bottoms Burn said...

Yes, spanking sluts and putting them back in their place is always fun for me. If a reason is needed I just ask her for one, she always has a ready supply of reasons.

Kenzie said...

Sounds very interesting, I'll have to read the whole thing when I have a bit more time. I'm interested to read it all. :)

Leigh Smith aka Sunny Girl said...

I can just imagine the uproar if that appeared in a US paper. lol

an English Rose said...

Hi Ronnie, Giles Coren, oh yuk he doesn't do it for me at all. He always seems such a twit! have a good weekend
love Jan.xx

ronnie said...

Michael - I agree on his TV work. Don't think I've seen his wife, thanks for the link.

BobB - Not a magazine I read, just spotted it on line.

OBB - Me too:) Thanks.

Kenzie - Amusing, well I thought so. Thank you.

SG - Maybe send it into one of the US papers:) Thanks.

Jan - Don't mind some of his writing but TV, no. Thanks.


Ami Starsong said...

This is a man I now have to Google because neither of us have heard of him. Don't buy the Tatler, more of a Country Life reader....

I am intrigued.

Thanks, Ronnie.


Red said...

interesting... hope you have a fun (spanked) weekend
bottoms up

Anonymous said...

Thanks for sharing Ronnie. There are many references to spanking on TV recently.


ronnie said...

Ami _ not a Tatler reader either. Writing better than his TV work.

Red - Thanks.

Joey - Seems you see more and more, which is a good thing most of the time. Thank you.


Hermione said...

The article was amazing; thanks for sharing.



Went and read the article, it was a bit like a heterosexual version of a David Sedaris piece. Very amusing, thank you.


Saoirse said...

off to read the article....

ronnie said...

Hermione - Thought it was quite interesting and amusing. Thanks.

Pref - My pleasure. Thank you.

Saoris - Hello. I think you'll find it interesting. Thank you.