Monday, 19 August 2013

The Shape of Things to Come

So diets and skinny are out, full womanly fleshy curves are back in (did they ever go out) according to a Sundays Times article by Fern Britten.

All that effort I went to over the deprivation diet I've posted about a few times wasted! I need to start larding up:)
Apparently celebs are coming across to a new way of thinking, they want fit and strong but not skinny, cited in the article are Beyonce's strong womanly thighs, J-Lo's butt, Jennifer Annistons new found extra weight which she says she's keeping. Rihanna has put herself on a diet of Barbadian curries, rice, peas and dumplings to "plump up her rump" as the article puts it. As for the likes of Kate Moss and Madonna...well Madonna's ex, Guy Ritchie, described cuddling up to her as being like cuddling a sack of gristle.

I consulted P's wisdom on the findings, I mean these fads change all the time. He said it's just about balance and that I should keep up my deprivation routine not for the slimming but for the other health benefits, then make sure I take a leaf out of Rihanna's book regarding "plumping the rump", get the best of both worlds he said.

Well that's good news for our local Asian restaurant then, and good news for me because I love curries......and good news for P because he'll get a plumper rump to spank.

Have a good week.



Michael M said...

I liked the Head Girl image on the front of Style.

bobbsroom said...

No Plumping the rump for me I am afraid Ronnie, I like a small perfectly formed bottom to redden.
That's not to say that I haven't unleashed my little bag of tricks on the slightly larger girl but not my first choice. We all have our favourites.

Have a good week Ronnie


MrJ said...

"A plumper trump to spank" - how does THAT sound? ;-)

an English Rose said...

Hi Ronnie, my hubby already has a plump rump to spank!!!
love Jan.xx

Roz said...

LoL Ronnie, love the way P thinks :)


Anonymous said...

A plump ru is easier to spank.

Fun post.


Hermione said...

The downside of Rihanna's diet is that the fat doesn't go directly to the rump, but spreads itself all over. A bigger bottom means a bigger tummy, bigger hips, bigger love handles...


PK said...

I'm glad to hear it over all, but I think I could lose quite a bit and there would still be plenty of plumb in my rump.

Minelle Labraun said...

I am with PK...for me it is an all over thing, although my rump is smaller...Maybe I should figure out something...

sunnygirl said...

I join PK and Minelle, I have plenty to spare. I'll be happy to donate.

ronnie said...

Michael - So did I:) Cheers.

BOB B - To be honest I could do with a little plumping on my rear end:) Thanks.

MRJ - Try saying it fast a 100 times:) Thank you

Jan - LOL. Thanks.

Roz - I do most of the time:) Thank.

Joey - Better than a boney one. Cheers.

Hermione - I know. The depro diet I was on left me lossing it in places I didn't want to. Thanks.

PK - I need more all around except no more on my stomach. Thank you.

Minelle - I could do with a bigger bum, well I think so. Thanks.

SG - Would be good if we could donate to each other. Thanks.


Red said...

As the current stars age, like most people, they ted to add on weight.. Jennifer Anniston is 44... best to keep the weight off and live longer (on average), but indulge occasionally, and regular spankings add a little tone to your bottom... a win win..
bottoms up

bobbsroom said...

Not from what I've seen Ronnie (ouch 12 Jan 2011)

Just about perfect I would say :D

Enjoy the rest of your week


ronnie said...

Red - Jennifer Anniston seems to like carrying a little more weight. I just need more on my bottom:) Thanks.

Bob - You have a good memoory. I've lost since then:) Thanks.