Wednesday, 8 December 2010

For all you DIY enthusiasts


I thought I had given this book away but obviously not. I found it last week when I was cleaning out my wardrobe. I bought it for P ages ago but he's never made anything from it.

Here's a few suggestions :



Out of the closet Clamps (ouch) - I personally hate nipple clamps but I know some who do. These look like they could be simple to make.



Total Pantyhose Bondage - Surely there's much better things to use than your tights




Bubble wrap Dildo - Why would you want to put bubble wrap around a Dildo, any suggestions?



Braided Switch - This is one of my favourites from the book.



The spanking Horse, this one actually looks like it could work. As I didn't win the vaulting horse on ebay. I'm tempted to ask our carpenter neighbour to make it. I think not.

If anyone would like instructions before I give it away, email me :)

Love,
Ronnie
xx

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, how lovely ;-)

XX
Maria

Hermione said...

I like the braided switch best too. That gives me an idea...

Hugs,
Hermione

ronnie said...

Maria - Thank you.

Hermione - I hope your going to share your idea with us.

Thanks both.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

redxxx said...

kinky crafts.... you can start a home cottage industry... :-)
Not exactly my cup of tea..
hugs
Red

Raven Red said...

Now I finally know what I can do with that roll of bubblewrap that was left over from the last move...;-)


Raven

Florida Dom said...

Ronnie: Interesting book.

A lot of fascinating ideas.

FD

turiya said...

Now that looks like a cool book!!! :-D I wouldn't mind instructions for the braided switch and spanking horse. Hehe...

Oh and that bubblewrap dildo doesn't work very well. It doesn't matter how tightly you roll the bubble wrap it's still quite flimsy... yes, we've tried that one. Major fail...

*hugs*

turiya

ronnie said...

Red - LOL, no. I'm not very good at craft.

Raven - Any your tights :)

FD - Yes it is rather intersting but some of the suggestions are way over the top.

Turiy - Instructions are yours if you want :) What does the bubble wrap supposed to achieve, I'm curious to know.

Thanks all, appreciate you stopping by.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

turiya said...

Basically with the bubble wrap, you just roll it tightly until it reaches the desired thickness and then put a condom over it for a makeshift dildo. But like I said it's pretty flimsy... okay for a one time use thing, though.

And yes, I'd love those directions.

*hugs*

turiya

barely.pink said...

Dare I ask what the braided twine must be soaked in? No. I do not want to know.

:)

Hugs, and happy weekend to you!

Pink

Michael said...

Wonderfully whimsical post, Ronnie, and congratulations on having it Chrossed. Excellent.

ronnie said...

Turiya - Thanks for the explanation, I think I'll pass on the bubble wrap:) I let you have the insturctions over the weekend.

Pink - No need to worry, only water:)

Michael - Thank you and thanks for letting me know I've been Chrossed. Two weeks running, I'm smiling :)

I think I may have to keep the book a little longer and post a few more kinky craft suggestions.

Hope you all have a wonderful weekend and thank you.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Erica said...

HAHAHA! Love these! And congratulations on the Chrossing. :-)

ronnie said...

Erica - Hello. Yes quite amusing. Think I'll have to post more suggestions.

Don't you love being Chrossed.

Hope you have a great weekend, thanks for stopping by.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

saffy said...

Lol can i have the name of the author and the code number please MK would love this .

ronnie said...

Saffy hello

The book is edited by Janet W. Hardy, Greenery Press, ISBN 1-890159-58-1.

Mine was a real bargain, great find. Amazon have them new £12.95 or used £9.51. Not sure if there are any on ebay.

Thanks for stopping by.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

widgets said...

Ronnie:
Do like we did: have your neighbor make a carpenters horse then put some eye bolts in it and a soft cover on top. Now you are ready to go "over the horse" or being bent over length wise, "ride the horse". I have done this to my husband and enjoy it: I am HOH around here.
Rachel

ronnie said...

Rachel - You must have been reading my mind. Our neighbour is a carpenter and the other day he had his carpenters horse outside and I was very tempted to pinch it LOL

Thanks, have a good weekend.

Love,
Ronnie
xx