Wednesday, 15 May 2013

Bottoms Up

My weekly review of a least favourite implement, as expressed by readers.


AngleBrat writes.....

Nick and I have a pretty large assortment of implements. It's kind of silly, really - there are a lot of them that rarely ever get used. But there are a few that see regular rotation. Most of my spankings are disciplinary in nature, and he usually uses one of several wooden paddles: 








All of the above easily strike fear in my heart, but the implement I really fear is a short, curved bath brush. 




This was an item I picked up several years ago in a holiday gift set at Walmart for under $3.00. It doesn't look all that scary, but the small size really concentrates and amplifies each swat, and it sets me on fire like nothing else. Most wooden paddles will eventually leave you feeling numb after a bit - this brush is one of the few implements we own that can cut right through that numbness!

 Thanks AngleBrat.  That Spencer paddle looks scary.

Don't forget, if any bottoms, male or female who would like to do a review of their LEAST favourite implement (you don't have to have a blog) and why, please email me at ronniesoul@gmail.com. I'll keep it secret if it's just for me but if it's OK for me to post it please say so. Pictures are always good.

See you next week for another Bottoms Up.

Ronnie
xx

Spencer Paddle, Jokari Paddle, Cane-Iac Junior Maple Paddle with holes, The Patty Paddle
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23 comments:

  1. Michael M15 May 2013 at 06:29

    Ah the dreaded bathbrush in all its forms and sizes. A much disliked instrument of pain.
    That Spencer Paddle looks much like ours. My wife likes the satisfying whack it can deliver with a good swing.

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  2. Roz15 May 2013 at 08:57

    Thanks Ronnie and AngleBrat for a great review.

    Yikes, they all look pretty scary to me. I used to love playing jokari as a kid LoL

    Hugs,
    Roz

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  3. Anonymous15 May 2013 at 11:11


    Thank you AngelBrat. I can take the thud of a big wooden paddle, but those little ones are really stingy and nasty.

    Thank you Ronnie for an excellent series.

    Hug,
    joey

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  4. PK15 May 2013 at 11:11

    Ahh... we have the same brush and I agree that it is horrible. Nick rarely uses it, but I've found it does have one good feature. It's a great back scratcher!!

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  5. Bonnie15 May 2013 at 12:32

    Hi Ronnie,

    I can confirm everything Angelbrat said about that curved handled brush. We actually have two of them, not that they are ever going to break or wear out! Ow. Just ow. Never do I feel more thoroughly spanked than after a session with that brush.

    Hugs,
    Bonnie

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  6. Hermione15 May 2013 at 12:46

    I've heard bad things about the Jokari paddle, but have never tried one.

    Hugs,
    Hermione

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  7. Aimless Rambling15 May 2013 at 13:56

    They strike fear in my heart also. I'm is your bum is afraid too.

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  8. Anonymous15 May 2013 at 14:30

    Ow, Ow, Ow and OW! Thanks for the review Angelbrat and Ronnie! We have a wooden hairbrush that I don't like, but thankfully Rob forgets about it. No thank you to all of these! Just... Ouch! Hugs!

    <3 Katie

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  9. willie15 May 2013 at 14:33

    I agree the bigger paddles make me go numb after a while. We have a hair brush that looks similar to your bath brush, without the 'helpful' angle. It can certainly reignite the fire down below right away!

    Thanks Ronnie and AngelBrat.

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  10. ronnie15 May 2013 at 16:03

    Michael - I've always wanted a paddle with holes but glad I wasn't mad enough to buy one. Cheers Michael.

    Roz - I bet your are glad you haven't still got it. Thanks Roz.

    Joey - I much prefer leather. I've being lucky having wonderful bloggers share with us such as yourself. Cheers Joey.

    PK - I'd put a label on it - back scratcher only:) Thanks PK.

    Bonnie - Funny, sometimes its the smaller implements that hurt the most. Thanks Bonnie.

    Hermione - I remember reading on AngleBrat's blog about the use of the Jokari paddle. I've tried to find one but with no luck, maybe a good thing I didn't:) Thanks Hermione.

    SG - Mine would be:) Thanks SG.

    Katie - The Spencer paddle makes me go ouch just looking at it:( Thanks Katie.

    Wilma - I'm glad our little hairbrush hardly ever comes into play. I wish the bath brush didn't. Thanks Wilma.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  13. Terpsichore15 May 2013 at 18:47

    So...next time I am shopping and my eye catches a bath brush...I will keep on walking...got it...
    Thanks! :-)

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  14. ronnie15 May 2013 at 20:40

    Terps o Me too:) Thanks Terps.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  15. Minielle Labraun15 May 2013 at 23:18

    The paddle with the holes?? Scary- scary! Gosh I keep realizing I may be a bit of a wimp!

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  16. Minielle Labraun15 May 2013 at 23:18

    The paddle with the holes?? Scary- scary! Gosh I keep realizing I may be a bit of a wimp!

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  17. AngelBrat16 May 2013 at 02:21

    Thanks, Ronnie - I enjoyed participating!

    Hugs,
    Tracy

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  18. Anonymous16 May 2013 at 05:02

    My wife uses a hairbrush, her mother told her it brings the best results. The "spanking dance" I do afterwards confirms this.
    I can plead, squirm, beg all I want, but my wife states, she will determine when the spanking is finished. Corner time, facing the wall is when once again she feels I have learned my lesson. If a girlfriend or her mother visit and I'm doing corner time I stay doing corner time, I cannot leave and my wife once again thinks it adds to the punishment, displaying a very red, spanked bare bottom.

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  19. ronnie16 May 2013 at 09:39

    Minelle - I must be a whimp as well that Spencer paddles scares me. Thanks Minelle.

    Tracy - No, thank you, Appreciate it. Excellent review.

    Anon - Hello to you. I think the hairbrush is high on the list of most hated toys. Thanks for your comment.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  20. Anonymous16 May 2013 at 21:09

    Agh, it has popped up again.How does it DO that. Burn it right now ! Sarah,LD,UK

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  22. ronnie17 May 2013 at 10:33

    Sarah - High on the hated list. Thanks Sarah.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  23. Lea23 May 2013 at 06:19

    Bathbrushes are a least favorite of mine too. I've never tried a wooden paddle with holes in it.

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