London Tanners Ruler

Well I asked my husband for his opinion on the LT Ruler Strap, this was two days after he'd used it on my backside and he said "What Ruler Strap, I don't remember using one?"

"Ha Ha, P, very funny. Be serious please, I want to share your expert opinion with my friends," said I. 

He didn't exactly review it as I'd hoped he might, from the Top's point of view, or at least he didn't describe the sorts of things I hoped  he might - like flexibility, balance, comfort to grip, weight, that sort of thing. Instead he told me the best way he could assess it was by weighing up the reactions it caused from me and, to that end, he stated the following:-

Your skin reddened quite quickly and the edges caused little lines to appear even when applied lightly, the splat it made against the plumpest part of your bottom was nice, sharp, I noticed the splats also elicited little yelps from you, perhaps in appreciation. When applied more forcefully the strap indented your flesh and I think the tip curled a bit leaving its sting and mark disproportionately, 

I could see that happening and tried to compensate for it, not by reducing the pain from the tip of course but by 
raising the pain from the rest of the strap to match. 

Your bottom wiggled quite a lot under the strap's attention which was irritating so I held you firmer and spanked harder but it only temporarily slowed the wiggling. I noticed that when I paused after a spank your bottom rose as if to find out what was going on, I took it as sauciness and brought the strap down particularly harshly on those occasions and from your gasps I think you knew it, though it didn't stop your bottom raising. When I used the strap with fast successive beats it held its rigidity reasonably well, not as good as a paddle or ruler but good enough to have you squirming vigorously left and right and up and down against my thighs not knowing which way to turn to escape the sting and, in so doing, making quite a lewd spectacle of yourself which, of course, I tried to quell with faster and sharper strokes. 

Eventually I'm afraid all that whimpering and gasping and struggling ripening flesh got the better of me and my manly urges took over against my professional intentions and I had to abort the strapping to fuck you urgently. 

So to sum up I suppose I'd have to say the strap was a failure because on its first outing it didn't stay the course. Perhaps next time..' 

They may not be his exact words but they're close (I asked him to repeat parts later.) I wouldn't call it a failure, P, and I'll look forward to next time.

Have a good week

Ronnie
xx