Monday, 16 April 2018

Seats are no good

...for my seat. Well not after I've been spanked.

You see my husband has changed his car. He says he hasn't necessarily changed it as he still has his old car, but he might. To me that's crazy, his old car was/is good, it's got everything on it and it's comfortable and reliable. His new car has got everything on it also, and by all accounts will be reliable, but comfortable? Not to me, not to my bottom at any rate and certainly not after said bottom had received a good spanking for challenging my husband's wisdom.

Now I'm not into cars so I couldn't sing the virtues of any particular brand or model and I'm not going to name the cars in question here, I'll just say the old one is Japanese and the new one is German...and it has suspension like lead. Really, well that's how it feels to me as a passenger, and the seats are like Ryanair aircraft seats! Except they recline and shuffle around a bit if you press buttons. So on Saturday I told him I thought he had too much time on his hands going and buying another car, what the hell for, what was the point. He said he'd got a really good deal on it and might sell it for a profit but I don't think that's his real intention and I told him so. I also told him it wasn't comfortable and he went on about road holding and performance and stuff which is just in one ear and out the other to me. I said it was two lots of cost, money tied up, stupid in my opinion. He doesn't like stupid. Anyway opinions were exchanged and after running out of sensible 'housekeeping' logic about cost I got on to ego and stupid (yes that word again) male toys. That eventually got him defensive and then angry when I asked if he'd been watching that terrible Top Gear TV programme if that's what it's called. I saw the look on his face and got up to go into the kitchen but he caught my arm and took me upstairs to the office.

I still get goosebumps and a floaty stomach at times, this was one of them, it was all so quick and unstoppable, breathless with excitement and dread and barely able to suppress a nervous smirk as he shoved me into the office and closed the door.

"I wouldn't even know where to find that TV programme and I'm not influenced by neighbours or friends and I'm not wasting money, I'm not stupid I know exactly what I'm doing and will either keep it as a better replacement and sell the old one or sell it for a profit, I haven't decided yet...."

By this time he was seated on the futon and I was across his knees, my shorts and knickers pulled down to my knees.

"...but I have definitely decided what I'm going to do right now and that's give you a damned good spanking for being so contrary and argumentative and that will close the matter!"

The spanking had started before he'd finished telling me off so he raised his voice to make sure I heard clearly. I did even above my own squeals which got progressively louder as he spanked harder and I wriggled continuously to try and get the spanks spread around not just on my sit spots. But P is strong and held my waist tightly and clamped his right leg across the backs of my knees to keep me in place towards the end. My efforts were futile for the last twenty or so hard spanks, I could barely twist, I just kept squealing and 'No' and 'Please'. And then it stopped and everything was still and quiet except my panting and I wondered if the there was more to come but then his leg released me and he just kept hold of my waist so I didn't fall off.

"I don't want any more argument about the car, do you understand?"

I did but I didn't answer him. I wondered if it counted as dumb insolence (he told me I'd got an insolent bottom the other week) and thought about raising it up in defiance but he spoke first.

"I asked do you understand, I expect an answer or do I have to take my cane to you before we go and pick Linda up?"

Shit I'd forgotten about that, we'd promised to meet someone in town otherwise I might well have shown more defiance.

"Yes, P, I understand." I got off his lap and pulled my knickers up, rubbing my bottom and pouting before replacing my shorts. "I'm sorry."

"Good. Go get ready then, no more nonsense, we need to leave in twenty minutes."

I glanced slyly at his crotch before I left the office, it was bulging, what a waste I couldn't help thinking as I went to change. He chose the German car for the trip into town and my opinion of the seats and suspension was reinforced, doubly so as my backside was still blazing. I mentioned it to him but not argumentatively, more demurely as in "Gosh I can really feel the bumps in the road after that spanking, (you brutishly strong man - nah I didn't say this bit)".

"Good job we're not taking the country road then, that's full of bumps and potholes, see how I look after you," he said not as a question.

"Yes P," I said. And I hope you'll be looking after me later, I thought but didn't say. 

Have a good week.

Ronnie
xx

13 comments:

Roz said...

Hi Ronnie,

When I started reading this I thought it was going to be about car seat warmers lol,.

I can understand your reaction, especially if P didn't discuss buying the car and his reasons for doing so with you beforehand. At least it ended with a spanking :)

Hugs
Roz

an English Rose said...

Hi ronnie, never challenge a man and his toys!
love Jan, xx

morningstar said...

am sitting here grinning like a fool -- loved your blog this morning ... kinda needed a little smile today -- thank you !

Lindy Thomas said...

Hi Ronnie, I'm with Jan never challenge a man over his toys. At least you got a spanking.
Hugs Lindy xx

Anonymous said...

Ronnie! "That terrible Top Gear TV programme".
You should be spanked just for that! ;)

Yorkie

Terpsichore said...

Having a husband who came home with a car one day without any discussion first, I can understand your argument. Glad you got a spanking out of it and hope he took care more of you later. :-) Hugs

PK said...

You were certainly right to state you opinion, but he might think you went on too long. I hope he won't decide on it. Cars are around a long time and both of you need to be comfortable with it. But it seem like you got some fun out of it in the end.

Hermione said...

Hi Ronnie,

I thought the same as Roz. Ron's car has seat warmers, but mine doesn't. What is it about men and cars? We don't get Top Gear here, thank goodness!

Hugs,
Hermione

Our Bottoms Burn said...

You deserved this one

The Glenmore said...

Sorry Ronnie..can't defend you on this one.You acted like a spoiled brat and got what you deserved this time!

Richard Herndon said...

Never challenge a man's car choice it is like saying his wife or girl is ugly and I'll tempered

ronnie said...

Roz - He spotted it, was a good price but I think a discussion was in order first. Thanks.

Jan - I should know that by now:) Thanks.

Morningstar - Thank you. Happy you got a smile out of it.

Lindy - Definitely right there. Thanks.

Yorkie - I really don't like it. Thanks,

Terps - I'm glad you agree and yes I got taken care of very nicely later. Thanks.

PK - He said I went on way too long and he had to put a stop ot it. Thanks.

Hermione - I must check that this car has seat warmers as the other one does. Top Gear very popular. Thanks.

OBB - He should have discussed it first, Thanks.

The Glenmore - I would have got told off if I had bought it without a discussion and got spanked. Thanks.

Richard - I should definitely know by now. Thanks.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Anonymous said...

I did not purchase a care with out my wife knowledge, but another expensive item. Was not the first time, I tried to explain to her, told to take it back, I did. The spanking I got when I got back home, well lets just say, I will think twice or three times the next time. She has control of our budget and we are doing really good, I just get carried away sometimes.