How can that be. I mean, a bottom isn't its own
entity, it doesn't make decisions, it isn't responsible for its actions. It's
like saying someone has rude hands or a cheerful ankle or whatever body part you
care to name ...it isn't cognisant. I made this point to my
husband the other night when we were sitting in our local bistro after he had told me
our waitress had an insolent bottom.
It came about because P was served part
of his meal on a wooden platter, real wood not the plastic stuff. They
were outlawed years ago by health authorites for most foods, they look good
but they're not hygienic. The table next to us got one and another across
the room did too. We know because the waitress went to each of the
other tables and presumably apologised, we couldn't hear what she told them but
one of them had theirs replaced with ugly white plastic and the
other carried on with their meal after a bit of gesticulation and
shrugging of shoulders. She'd already been to us and explained a new commis
chef had made a mistake but P said it was fine no problem, not to
worry he wouldn't report them. He was just joking in a friendly way,
she cocked her head to one side as if to say it's up to you, or that was
how my husband read it. Then when she walked away from the table where she'd
replaced the platter with a plastic one, she had a smirk on her face, again so
my husband said (I couldn't see because my back was towards her). A smirk not a
smile.
Sorry to have bored you with the background. Anyway
that was when P said she had an insolent bottom. The first thing I did was to
turn round and glimpse her bottom, not an unnatural reaction when one's
husband makes reference to another female's bottom. I couldn't see any insolence
just a (I suppose) shapely(ish) backside encased in tight black trousers. I told
him that a person could be insolent but their bottom couldn't and, in any
case, why was he looking at her bottom. He didn't answer my question but he
did insist that a bottom could be insolent and hers definitely was and if
he'd been running the restaurant he'd be keeping a close eye on her. I said
it looked as if he already had been but still his comment was
ridiculous.
Then, and this is the funny bit, well a bit funny,
shows how fickle we can be ...P told me he should be able
to recognise an insolent bottom when he sees one, he'd been dealing with
one for many years. I'm sure I blushed a bit, he's never called my bottom
insolent before not that I can remember anyway. Then I shuffled around on
my seat, suddenly keen to learn more about bottoms and insolence, mine in
particular, all thoughts of the waitress gone from my mind. I
was suddenly interested to learn how I could make mine more
insolent, regardless of the logic or lack of:)
We had a very pleasant evening and when we got home
I got my 'insolent' bottom smacked. Hard. It was a perfect end to the evening,
well not quite the end.
Have a fun weekend.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
Love,
Ronnie
xx
22 comments:
I was smiling the whole time i was reading this post. Like a ninny too cos i’m in the bus! Thank you for that mid day read :)
Hi Ronnie,
I do love the conversations you and P have. An insolent bottom...love it! Sounds like a wonderful evening, glad your insolent bottom got some attention lol :)
Hugs
Roz
Sometimes those 'silly' conversations can lead to some serious fun...makes me wonder if my bottom is 'insolent'...have a fun weekend. hugs abby
A woman’s body can speak in so many ways. A bottom can be insolent for sure, or sometimes sassy. Sadly also can be aloof.
I like you two. 'Tis your English humour. Similar to mine...
Yorkie
I quite agree with P - bottoms can be very insolent ;)
I hate the thought of eating off a wooden platter. That's what one of our oldest restaurants here used to use for all their meals. It was strictly all beef there, steak or roast. Jamie Oliver seems to serve everything on old, partly painted barn boards and it turns me off, even if the food itself looks tasty.
Hugs,
Hermione
I suppose it may have something to do with how they are adorned how they are displayed in public or private but I agree some do invite a firm hand to be applied Good post dear lady
Ronnie, please keep doing your research and let us know if you find a way to make a bottom more insolent. I bet more of us would try it.
As with PK, please let us know how I can make my bottom more insolent - Ray needs the incentive.
Love your relationship.
Been trying my hand at writing, and one of the characters definitely gives human characteristics to a bottom he describes, including insolent, begging, fearful and pleased. :) Glad P thinks the same. :)
EsMay
Fondles - Happy it got you smiling. Thanks.
Roz - I must admit we do have some funny ones. Thanks.
Abby - I think it may be:) Thanks.
Anonymous - Hello. I'm think P's right. Don't think mine has ever been aloof:) Thanks.
Yorkie - Thank you. Some say they don't understand the English humour.
Hermione - I'm beleive he's right. I said to P after why have them in the kitchen anyway when restaurants are not supposed to use them. Don't think JO's reasturants serve them on those boards now, not 100% sure. Thanks.
Richard. Yes you are right. Thank you.
PK - I sure will. Thanks.
EsMay - begging, fearful and pleased. I like that. Thanks.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
I think P's observations may have opened up a whole new approach to storytelling.
The Tale of the Insolent Bottom and the Smart Ass Hand
The Naughty Mouth and the Interested Cock
The Wayward Cum and the Old Sweat Sock
And other stories of interest by Mr. P .....
Hugs Across the Pond,
Ella
After reading your story, I admit I had to go look for the definition of that word. And then I actually laughed out loud when I read it! I asked my hubby if he knew what it meant. He did and said it was something someone in authority might use (not knowing the context until I told him about your post afterward.) HA! He would know!
I am sitting here grinning from ear to ear... love the give and take between you and P :)
glad you had an enjoyable end to the discussion (cheeky grin)
Ha! ... I'm liking Ella's take on P's observation. Keep us posted on your research, Ronnie! ... nj
I get the idea of an insolent bottom - just asking to be spanked. All depends on the wiggle in the walk, I think!
Glad the evening went to well for you...
Rosie xx
*so* well for you!
R
delightful evening out, with appropriate spanking afterwards, plus more. Glad to see you both can have fun anytime from the slightest pretext.
bottoms up
Red
You two have such a lovely rapport. Thoroughly enjoyed your post!
Amy
LOL Ronnie! :) Loved your fun post! Made me laugh! An 'Insolent bottom' is quite the concept. I think that you are doing some important research for mankind. :)
I'd say that you are definitely off to a good start, as P took good care of yours. Wonderful! Carry on! LOL! Many hugs,
❤️Katie xoxo
Love this Ronnie! Glad your insolent bottom was ‘seen to!’
I thing my cheeky, thin ice bottom did ok as well!
Ella - LOL, Love it especially The Tale of the Insolent Bottom and the Smart Ass Hand. Thanks.
Windy - Hello. happy you enjoyed it. Thanks.
Morningstar - Yes a perfect ending to the the discussion:) Thanks.
NoraJean - I certainly will. Thanks.
Rosie - Yep it's in the wiggle. Thanks.
Red - We have our moments. Thanks.
Amy - Lovely of you to say. Thank you.
Katie - I do try and help where I can:) Thanks.
Minelle - Thanks. Happy we both got the burn.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
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