Monday, 12 December 2016

Patty's Santa

We've got a paddle with a lovely and well known Santa spanking image, by Patty, on it. 



It's heavy and smooth and coated with thick varnish to protect it and ensure its longevity. It is quite brutal, I remember being shocked the first time it was used some years ago. It looked so cute on the Internet but in the flesh, and on the flesh, it is a monster.

My husband won't use it. I mean, a man who has hands which can be monstrous at times and who thinks nothing of whipping out a 30" rattan cane and using it when required, will not use it. Except.....during the festive season.

He used it on me Saturday. I had no idea what it was, only that it hurt a lot and that it seemed to ignite my whole bottom alarmingly quickly rather than by delicious painful increment which allows body and mind to adjust. He was spanking me, he claimed, to relieve stress but I told him I didn't have any stress well nothing over the normal. He said it was on its way, it always was at this time of year so he was preparing me for it. How thoughtful. I shouted at the first blow and each successive one up to about six (only six which is nothing for me) and then asked him through gritted teeth what it was. He could tell from my body movements that I was not liking it at all and, whilst that will definitely not stop him from spanking, it will make him review the reason for the spanking and whether it's appropriate or not. This wasn't punishment and he must have decided it was too hard because he continued (good) but with much lighter blows (excellent). Then after only about twenty he finished off with his hand, much to my relief and pleasure.

I turned round to see what he'd been using on me and the penny dropped. He said he was sorry, he'd forgotten how harsh it was, it hardly needs any effort to make a big impact, he said he'd use it again because it was appropriate to the time of year but he would be more mindful of its capability next time. Unless I'd been naughty of course, which he said with a smile. By that time my backside had recovered from its severity and the personal touch with his hand had made a delightful impression.

I got off his lap by slithering to the floor next to his knees, he had a substantial bulge in the front of his Kickers which he wears around the house sometimes because they don't have a zip or buttons so they slip straight on. From a girl's point of view, well a naughty one anyway, they're not fun because there's something sexy about undoing a man but not so sexy having to struggle to pull elasticated shorts down while he's sitting, especially when they're tented. Nevertheless, this particular naughty girl persevered and was rewarded with a mouth watering sight which she wasted no time attending to.

Have a good week.

Ronnie
xx


23 comments:

Roz said...

Hi Ronnie, OMG, that looks totally lethal! Glad P realised and adjusted accordingly. Love how this ended :)

Hugs
Roz

missy said...

Hi Ronnie. I love the look of your paddle and I loved this post. I really laughed a lot about the shorts too - so know what you mean about that. I hope you enjoy many more spanks of the season with santa's paddle.
missy x

lindy thomas said...

Oh Ronnie that looks like it needs to be hidden away or given to Santa to deliver to another naughty girl. Ouch! Good thing P realised the severity and backed off with it.

Hugs Lindy xx

an English Rose said...

Blimey Ronnie, leave it out for Santa to take away and on to some other poor girl's house! Have a stress free week or it may come out again!
love Jan, xx

PK Corey said...

Wonderful paddle! Glad your stress is relieved, whether you had any or not!

Our Bottoms Burn said...

The paddle should be displayed on the mantle.

Knickers for men?

abby said...

We do not have a Christmas paddle....that is not the one I will be adding under the tree...'all's well that ends well' and this ended very well...
hugs abby

Leigh Smith said...

That does look lethal - I think a reddened bottom should be festive enough all by itself, no need for a special paddle that hurts like the dickens.

Baker said...

Ronnie,
That thing looks vicious, I recommend keeping it out for Santa to replace with something more enjoyable!
--Baker

Hermione said...

Ronnie, it's lovely! But I agree, it looks quite fierce.

Hugs,
Hermione

ronnie said...

Roz - He'll remember to adjust the next time or I'll remind him. Thanks.

Missy - I hope not too many:) Thanks,

Lindy - I know lots of naughty girls who I could pass it onto:) Thanks.

Jan - Now I like that idea. Let's hope my stress levels stay down. Thanks.

PK - Not so wonderful when applied:) Thanks.

OBB - Now that idea I like. Thanks.

Abby - It did end well. Thanks.

SG - At least it will only come out at Chrismtas:) Thanks.

Baker - I'm going to be good until Christmas and keep mty stress levels down:) Thanks.

Hermione - I'd forgotten what it felt like.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Lilli Clairmont said...

Goodness! What a lovely paddle ... to be displayed ... not so much for use though! Hope P remembers the next time he decides to use it! (((hugs)))

MrJ said...

This time of the year... December for P+ Spring for Ronnie.

Red said...

naughty girls should be spanked, and then they should reward their spanker. What a delightful arrangement. Stress builds, and Cindy has already been spanked once for it.
bottoms up
Red

Michael M said...

That sounds like an ouchy paddle but as they say, if it isn't hurting it isn't a spanking. Hopefully you will get your reward for the BJ in Santa's sack.

ronnie said...

Lilli - OBB said it should be displayed as well and I thought lovely. Might do it for a laugh and see what P says. Thanks.

MrJ - More summer for me:) Thanks.

Red - And I hope Cindy is looking after your stress levels. Thanks.

Michael - Too right, a spanking isn't a spanking unless it hurts but that thing hurts. Its thuddy which I don't like, give me sting ay day. Thanks.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Ella said...

So sorry I missed this one, Ronnie. That must be some paddle. It just looks so cute, one just thinks it would be lots of fun. Love Patty's drawings.

Hugs Across the Pond,
Ella

Terpsichore said...

sounds like a merry christmas to me :-) glad he remembered how harsh it was and adjusted accordingly... :-) Hugs

ronnie said...

Terps - We both had forgotten how harsh it was. Thanks.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Cat said...

Ooh Ronnie...that paddle does look painful! The bad thing about only using something once a year is forgetting how heavy/painful it can be. Lovely piece of art but think I'd find a way to permanently frame it. ;)

Hugs and blessings...Cat

amber said...

Hah, this made me laugh.

We have like a whole dresser full of toys as well as many hanging up in the closet.

Of course I will always remember my favorites, but with that many when my boyfriend goes to the collection most we don't remember.

And I love all the variety and the excitement of not knowing what to expect.

Sometimes he forgets how harsh something can be, and I am not hesitant to remind him after a couple whacks. So he lightens up a bit and we both get what we need :)

amber xxx

Katie said...

Oh Ronnie! :) A paddle with Father Christmas should not be so mean! Sheesh! What is this world coming to??? LOL!

I'm glad that P recognized the harshness of the paddle, and adjusted accordingly. He sure did get the reward, didn't he?

Loved this post! Many hugs,

<3 Katie

Lea said...

What a way to get into the holiday spirit. I'm glad for you that eventually it was dialed back a bit... too much spirit, ha!