Monday, 15 August 2016

Squid Tested

Purely by chance I got the opportunity to test some raw squid on Saturday, to see if I agreed with my husband's assertion that its smell resembles semen. 

We had spent the day helping our son and partner move into their new house at short notice, there were lots of helpers but lots to do and it was all go, no removal company instead he'd borrowed a large van from his partner's dad. We'd started earlier than the rest and P and son had between them shifted most of the heavy bulky items, P had been quite insistent on forging ahead not waiting for more muscle to arrive. He admitted later that he'd been out of breath a couple of times, he's still fit but not planning to go into the removals business any time soon. He had aches Sunday morning:)

Anyway we were both happy to help but there were so many people buzzing around by late afternoon it was a case of 'too many cooks' and we left around six o'clock, a bit dirty and a bit sweaty, it's only a half hour drive and I asked P if we should get cleaned up when we got back and pop into town as we didn't have anything to eat. He didn't want to and said he'd drive past Aldi and pick up some steaks (their ribeyes are currently superb) and salad. He did and then five minutes unexpectedly pulled into Waitrose which is directly on our route home, he said I needn't get out of the car he'd only be two minutes; he returned with a white plastic bag in his hand, New Zealand squid. Why do Waitrose import NZ squid, what's wrong with UK squid, I asked him. He didn't know. 

We got home and P went into the kitchen, he wanted to pop some potatoes in the oven and cut the squid into rings and let it dry a bit while he was cleaning up. He said I should grab a shower while he was doing it but instead I quickly went to the bathroom and washed my hands then went into the kitchen and stood close up behind him, slipped my arms around him and dipped my fingers into the squid slime on the chopping board. I put them up to my nose and made a hmmm sound. He knew what I was doing of course, and asked me 'Well, what do you think, don't you agree it smells like semen?' I didn't answer for a while.

'Not sure,' I said and moved my hand down to the zipper on his shorts, 'perhaps if I could test them side by side I could make a better judgement.' His cock was stirring, I didn't think it would take long to get a sample.

'Naughty girl,' said my husband, ' you'll get slime over my shorts.

'They're for the wash, don't worry about it,' I replied. 'Perhaps I could get you to shoot onto the chopping board,' I laughed. His cock stiffened. Then he turned round and bent me across a kitchen stool and spanked me a few times. He told me to stay there while he put the squid in some some kitchen towel, then he said 'Right, naughty girl, if you won't go and take a shower when you're told to, I'll have to take you upstairs myself and you're very luck you didn't get your bottom smacked a lot more than you just did.' I didn't think that was particularly lucky.

He marched me upstairs and we showered together and he lathered for the two of us and his cock was like a flagpole and I was about to bend down and lick the suds off it when he turned me round and told me to hold onto the shelf. 'But I wanted some semen,' I purred, '...for comparison.'

'You're going to get semen,' said my husband, 'you can compare another time.' I managed to get out a feigned 'Ooh P, what do you mean?' and then his cock was in me and I squealed with delight.

We had a very nice meal about forty minutes later.

Have a good week.

Ronnie
xx 

10 comments:

an English Rose said...

Hi Ronnie, nice end to a busy day! It never ends with the kids does it? WE went to our son's for grandbaby's Birthday and she has come back to stay with us again as dil is still poorly. I thought life got easier as they grew up! lol
love Jan, xx

Roz said...

LoL Ronnie, you crack me up. I agree, great end to a busy day. You will have to let us know when you get that comparison lol :)

Hugs
Roz

Ella said...

All's well that ends well, but the Big Squid Debate has not been resolved. We shall expect updates, Ronnie!

Hugs Across the Pond,
Ella

Hermione said...

Such a busy day! I'm delighted it ended so well for you both.

Hugs,
Hermione

Leigh Smith said...

You two are so cute - glad you had a nice hot shower to wash away some of the aches. lol

Rosie Jones said...

You deserved a reward for your hard day's work - and you still have the squid comparison for another time. I'd call that a result!
Rosie xx

Red said...

fun times! Thanks for sharing, and glad to know son has finally moved into the house,meaning the paper work was completed successfully, and now more spanking time for you and P at home. WIN WIN
bottoms up
Red

Blondie said...

I have never compared the smells either. Might have to try it sometime. Sounds like a great day and evening. Maybe a little bit more of a spanking but the shower sex makes up for it.

ronnie said...

Jan - We were both quite tired at the end of the day. Looks like son wants some help painting next. Sorry to hear about your dil. Hoping for a speedy recovery. Thanks.

Roz - I'm hoping real soon:) Thanks.

Ella - As soon as I know I'll be letting you know:) Thanks.

Hermione - We were quite tried but a lovely end to the day Thanks.

SG - Cute. LOL. I needed that shower and extra special with P. Thanks.

Rosie - I would have liked a little more spanking but I shouldn't be greedy should I. Thanks.

Red - Win win indeed. Yes they moved in. Quite short notice from the signing of contracts to them geting the keys. Thanks.

Blondie - The shower sex more than made up for it. Thanks.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Janey said...

Not mad keen on squid myself so you'll have to keep up the efforts to compare the smell for us, I'd be interested in the result! I have however made a visit to Aldi since reading this to try their steak and H thanks you very much as he enjoyed dinner tonight scoffing all of his and a third of mine too!