Friday, 8 January 2016


I'm not a nuisance but our office management are. They took the whole Christmas-to-New Year week off as part of annual leave, I knew they were doing it they always do, but I forgot. So the whole building was closed, no manned reception no public entrance at all other than by key holders. So what happened during that period was I had a delivery turn up, it was some stuff from Spain which I'm out of stock of and have orders for, and they couldn't deliver because there was nobody there to take delivery. Instead a little card was popped through the letterbox.

My goods were taken back to a depot in Essex, that's miles from me!, and we have to call them to re-schedule delivery, furthermore there 'may be be a surcharge'. I asked P if he'd told Jose, our Spanish supplier, to make a note on the delivery note not to deliver during the Christmas period, I also asked whether a phone number had been given, in which case it wouldn't entirely be our fault as the driver should have called us when he couldn't gain access.

To cut it all short I blamed P a bit, I also asked him why he hadn't been at the office that morning because he did go in for a few days during that period, and come to think of it if he wasn't there where was he. He didn't even bother thinking back to whether he'd been there or not, he just blamed the office team for not sending a note round reminding us all that the main reception would be closed. He also blamed Jose for not putting a phone number on the delivery details. He also blamed me for not taking closer charge of my deliveries and said I'd have to call the carrier in Essex and sweet talk them into re-delivering, free of charge if I could manage it.

Well I did call them and have re-scheduled but they said it would have to be Saturday but at least there would be no penalty charge so that was good. I told P and then said 'you know you usually go in Saturday mornings....well, do you think you could please take care of my delivery for me...pretty please?' and I smiled sweetly. He told me I could bloody well come in and take delivery myself, we were apparently going to get a call from the driver this time, 30 mins prior to arrival, so it wouldn't be that much of an inconvenience.

I told him he was a meanie and it was no hardship for him to do it, what about if I stopped ironing his shirts and clearing up after him etc etc. It didn't work, he told me I still had to come in and if I didn't stop trying to weasel out of it he'd make me come in early with him and tidy the store-room up too while I was waiting for the delivery to arrive, and if I moaned about that he'd give me damned good spanking to boot and still make me do it only I'd be doing it with a sore backside.

I thought 'Oh P, what a way to put a lazy girl in her place' and felt my knees go weak. I'm sure I'll be moaning:)

Have a fun weekend.



Roz said...

Hi Ronnie, how annoying about the delivery. Glad you were able to arrange re - delivery at no charge. Even better, sounds like a good spanking opportunity for you to exploit :)


an English Rose said...

Hi Ronnie, you get moaning girl and maybe the wait in the office won't be too bad ;)
Love Jan,xx

lindy thomas said...

Hi Ronnie what a nuisance about the delivery. Sounds like it will work out for the best though, spanking and all. Have a fun Saturday morning.
Hugs Lindy

Our Bottoms Burn said...

If there was an award for turning any situation into a spanking, you would be the life time winner. If aliens landed in your back yard, somehow you would manage to get a spanking for it.

Ella said...

I agree with the comment above! You never seem to run out of ideas. This one should start off the new year exactly right. Loved this post!

Hugs Across the Pond,

Hermione said...

Too bad about the possible surcharge and the distance you would have to go to pick up your package. You handled the redelivery very well. Now all you have to do is go in on Saturday and moan to P about it. A lot.


Leigh Smith said...

P certainly knows how to get your attention. Hope the delivery goes well.

MrJ said...

From penalty charge on delivery to the delivery of a penalty upon charge.

ronnie said...

Roz - My mind is already working. Thanks.

Jan - I'm gearing up:) Thanks.

Lindy - I had to change plans for Saturday so I am hoping everything works out well with the delivery. Thanks.

OBB - LOL. I think I would. Thanks.

Ella - You have to do whatever it takes (well almost) to get a spanking. Thanks.

Hermione - A lot, that's the way. Thanks for the tip:)

SG - Maybe not too well. Thanks.

MrJ - I hope so:) Thank you.


Janey said...

Any chance of the spanking penalty without the tidying of the store room? Or perhaps the store room could be used in other ways?

ronnie said...

Janey - Now that's a good idea:) Thanks.


Red said...

Sounds like all you have to do is go to work on a saturday morning and get spanked. Sounds delightful. Enjoy
bottoms up

Minelle Labraun said...

What a pain about the delivery!
The spanking can be good or bad.... But cleaning the storeroom??? Torture!!

Michael M said...

Suggested number of strokes for being grumpy - add up the consignment number digits, then Drawers open, Head down and Legs apart.

Cat said...

Hey Ronnie...I know it's inconvenient that you have to wait longer for your delivery but sounds as if everything is going to work out in your favor...just remember to keep weaseling and try a bit of whining to get out of going in. I'm sure you will both be well satisfied in the end. ;)

Hugs and blessings...Cat

ronnie said...

Red - Not quite so simple:) Thank you.

Minelle - I'm just about to leave and the delivery people haven't called yet so looks like it will storeroom duty first

Michael - Consignment digit could be huge:) Thank you.

Cat - Oh I can assure you I have:) Thanks.


Baxter said...

I enjoy your stories and how you work them all around to get a good spanking.


Terpsichore said...

just the right words :-) Hugs

ronnie said...

Baxter - That's really nice of you. Thank you.

Terps - Indeed:) Thanks.


Anonymous said...

Seem to remember that store room has already seen some action with a cane before Xmas a year ago. It would be simply awful if the dose was repeated., good luck, I'm sure you can provoke a repeat.. :-)
Jake x

ronnie said...

Jake - Yes the store room has been used for quite a few spankings:) Thanks.