Another implement bites the dust. I have had a small cane and a hairbrush broken against my bottom in the past, I'm sure I've posted about them, and now I've had a wooden spoon split whilst reddening my buttocks, most annoyingly too because it was doing a very fine job, it was light wood and had a delicious sting which I was thoroughly enjoying.
It was bought as a joke ages ago and used most recently by my husband as a paint stirrer. It was that use which got me the spanking because I made some comment about it being unprofessional when he retrieved it recently to agitate some silk emulsion. He told me he wasn't a bloody professional so he didn't care, this was all good natured you understand.
Then, before dipping it into the paint, he told me there was something he could do very professionally with said spoon, and marched me into the lounge to see if I agreed. I did, I most certainly did, I was loving his professionalism and then the damned thing broke. I didn't get finished off unfortunately but the painting did.
My husband wasn't being a lazy man at all:) I shall be looking out for a replacement. For the spoon not my husband.
Have a good week.