Friday, 31 July 2015

Cyclical Spanking

Cyclical isn't a word I would have associated with spanking but my husband did, whether he believed it or not is another matter, sometimes he says things just to amuse me, or himself. 

He was answering a question I'd asked him about why spankings seemed to come in fits and starts, I told him I'd read it on a blog which was actually a lie, it was my own observation and question really, I just didn't want him to know that.

He wasn't particularly interested in the question and fobbed me off saying it was just the pattern of life, whatever that was supposed to mean. I said oh right, but how come they bunch up together at times, or seem to, and then go into drought mode at others, life doesn't swing up and down all that much. Then he came out with the cyclical thing, he said it was like anything else, fashion, economics, business etc, they all had cycles, he said maybe spanking was the same, maybe it was related to times of the year or the weather, yes he said, he thought that was probably the case. That would provide the background environment in which spankings would be more likely, all it would need then was a trigger and probably not much of one. He seemed satisfied with that, I wasn't but I didn't ask him any more.

What I really wanted to extract from his wisdom, but in a detached sort of way which didn't seem too obvious, was how things could be evened out a bit more, not by diluting the spurts I might add, but by filling the droughts. I shall email him later and ask him when the next cyclical upturn is due, I'll add a wink and a smiley, he might take it as good natured cheek and spank me.

Have a fun weekend.



an English Rose said...

I understand where you are coming from I hate those droughts!:(
love Jan,xx

Roz said...

Interesting observation from P Ronnie. I totally agree with you too that spankings seem to happen in fits and starts. Hope you have a great weekend :)


lindy thomas said...

Love the description Ronnie, that it is cyclical. Same in this house it is either a drought or flood as far as spanking goes. Would love to be able to even it out more. If you find a solution let us all know.

Lindy x

abby said...

Hmmm, luckily so far we have had few droughts....I bet that email would get results...
hugs abby

PK said...

I wish you the very best of luck - I know ours at the moment has a great deal to do with privacy!

Hermione said...

I hope the ploy works!

Have a lovely weekend.


Our Bottoms Burn said...

British humor is different from American. [We don't even spell humor the same] It's much drier. I certainly don't your husband, but I wondered if he was putting you on here with the cycle logic.

When Bacall needs a fill in she tells me and I oblige.

Leigh Smith said...

I hope your plan works. Have a great weekend.

ronnie said...

Jan - Oh so do I. Thanks. Need just the right words in the email to push his button:) Thanks.

Roz - Still don't understand why. Thanks.

Lindy - Certainly will:) Thanks.

Abby - Happy you droughts are few.

PK - Privacy sucks.

Hermione - We'll see. Thanks.

OBB - I like that, a fill in. Will remember that one. Thank you.

SG - So do I:) Thanks.


Red said...

We experience the same periods of drought or flood. I definitely prefer the flood season. Hope your question receives a hot response on your bottom. I might try asking Cindy the same question.
Have a great weekend
bottoms up

Ami Starsong said...

I know it is very cyclical around here! But maybe our men are cyclical. I suppose it isn't just a woman's domain. I do agree, however, that it would be nicer to have regular spankings instead of feast or famine. On the other hand, thinking about my last few, maybe not.



Minelle Labraun said...

It does seem to go in spits and spurts.. Although never very far away!
Hope you get what you want and SOON!!

Anonymous said...

Your husband could spank you once a day, with a different spanking implement each day, be it with his hand, paddle, hairbrush, birch rod, cane, or whip. Variety is the spice of life. That would be cyclical all year round. And your bare bottom would painfully glow all year round.

ronnie said...

Red - Let us know what she says. Thank you.

Ami - I know what you mean. Maybe I'll just keep quite instead of emailing him. Thanks.

Minelle - Yes you are right, never too far away but still. Thanks.

Anon - Hello. I like your idea. Maybe I'll suggest it to him. Thanks.


Cat said...

Hey Ronnie...hope your email works. Simply tell him your tired of feast or famine and would like a steady diet. Have a great weekend and hope you get 'fed' ;)

Hugs and blessings...Cat

Ni Na said...

Hi Ronnie, sending an email might be a good idea! And Cat's feast or famine plan might work well, too. Wishing you a wonderful weekend.



Lilli Clairmont said...

It seems sometimes life has a way of interfering here. I imagine it's the same for others too. I hope the email does the trick! ;)

poured out said...

My spankings are definitely cyclical.

...Once a month when I visit Sir! ;-)

ronnie said...

Cat - Love it. Great idea. Just biding my time with the email. Thank.s

Nina - I think Cat's idea is great. Thanks.

Lili - Hello. Oh yes, we all go through this. Thanks.

Poured out - Hello. :) I hope you are due to see your Sir soon. Thanks.


Baxter said...

Interesting observation. In the past few months, My wife has tapped me several times on the butt with the crop but nothing that has left me with residual pain. I guess I will have to hand her the paddle, bend over and ask for a real spanking. Gotta break the cycle.


MrBBSpanker said...

This is an interesting observation and a very original idea for a post.

Which is no surprise, this blog is filled with wonderful and unique posts.

I tried to email you Ronnie, but the email link is broken as many are due to
some "mailto" thing added before the email addy.

I wanted to ask, if you would please allow me to post this on the ADDS site as only the second Guest Post there :)
Email me either way, through the Contact MrBB tab at the top of the ADDS page.

Thank you kindly, love this blog,

ronnie said...

Baxter - Yep, definitely got to break that cycle. Like your idea. Go for it. Thank you.

MrBB - Good to see you here and thanks. Didn't realise email wasn't working, sorry. Yes of course, would be delighted if you did. Thank you.