Monday, 16 February 2015

Straight back for the straight-back

P saw it in a TK Maxx in but luckily he wasn't parked anywhere near the store, otherwise I'm sure he would have bought it, impulsively, there and then and brought it home. Instead he took a photo of it to show me. He'd only popped in to get some Jamie Oliver wine glasses (ugly but functional and they don't break easy) and now he's got this monstrosity into his head.

I told him it was a good job he hadn't been parked near because the straight-back would have gone straight back as far as I was concerned. What was it for, I asked him, I mean we already have dining chairs. He said it was for upstairs, our spare room office, the swivel chair we have at the desk in that room has become unstable (according to him) and he wants to replace it with what he called a solid bit of kit. I said I'd test the swivel chair, I hardly ever use it but when I have I can't say I've found it wobbly or anything.

Then he hit me with his deal clincher as he no doubt saw it, he told me it was also, ahem, as it happened, a perfect chair for traditional spanking...if such a thing was ever needed. Below the belt, that one. I felt my face start flushing and I turned away so he wouldn't see, I mumbled something about it being out of keeping with the decor and went to make a cup of tea. I thought to myself we already have a very comfortable futon settee in that room which has facilitated many a spanking, and the desk itself has supported more than a few canings, then I thought I've never been spanked over a straight-back chair though. Hmm, it stayed on my mind.

Later I went upstairs and checked the swivel chair, it seemed OK to me, maybe P's extra weight on it could make a difference. Then I imagined the straight-back tucked in under the desk. Then I imagined a girl draped over a man's knees 

her finger tips barely reaching the floor and her feet kicking in mid air as the man spanked her bare bottom. I sat on the swivel chair again, I'm sure it felt a bit wobblier than it had:)

So I don't know if we'll get one or not, my commonsense says we don't need it, my corrupt imagination says I wouldn't mind if it appeared one day. I wonder if TK Maxx accept returns if I don't like it, I mean they don't need to know why.

Have a good week.



Minelle Labraun said...

Oh gosh that is good! Wouldn't it be interesting if you bought it- P used it- then you returned it.... And visited the store later. I imagine the laughter in the store!

MrJ said...

A spanky mind...

Roz said...

LoL Ronnie, love how the swivel chair suddenly felt wobbly :) Nothing like the straight backed chair:)


Anonymous said...

It seems all submissives think alike. First it was no way, then after pondering well maybe it would be nice. there are also other ways to use the chair (besides OTK) which I'm sure you are aware of. kneeling on the chair while you bend over the back rest or standing while you bend over the back rest and just laying over the seat of the chair.. I'm sure P would love to try all those positions, as well as you. Happy spanking Ronnie.

PK Corey said...

Oh my, that looks like a formidable chair! We do very little OTK, but when my mind sees it I picture something like that. Good luck - I'm not sure that that he'll go get it or if he'll forget it, but good luck anyway.

Hermione said...

It looks perfect for an OTK spanking. Maybe he'll buy it for your birthday; then you couldn't take it back.

We have Jamie Oliver cookware here, but haven't seen any wine glasses. Gordon Ramsey has both cookware and dishes.


Our Bottoms Burn said...

Always enjoy your accounts of things spanking. I must admit I was surprised that you did not see straight away as a spanking chair.

Jay said...

I can't look at any furniture item anymore without thinking, "I wonder how comfortable it would be to bend over that." LOL

Meredith Malloy said...

He is thinking spanking all the time. Good luck,

Leigh Smith said...

I think it would uncomfortable, no matter how it was used.

Michael M said...

You should definitely get the chair.
Whether you are over his lap on it, bent over the back for the paddle or lie across the soft and cold leather seat on your tummy, it will be perfect. It can also double as a guest room chair if there is not enough room in the office.

Ni Na said...

Hi Ronnie, we have a chair like that, and dangling head down is not too nice, maybe because it is not for fun moments. I am just glad that we don’t use the chair often at all. But just like you I see several exciting activities while looking at the chair. :)



1ManView said...

It took a thought of a spanking to get you going, now imagine afterwards, face to face while he sat on the straight back chair. I have an old straight back chair that my spouse wondered why I put it in a certain spot in the bedroom. it also didn't match anything so I put it in my corner of the bedroom walk in closet. She has learn to ride it well.. LOL .. Nice post Ronnie ..

peace and love

ronnie said...

Minelle - I know I wouldn't want to take it back after we'd used it:) Thanks.

Mr.J - Usually me but missed that one. Thank you.

Roz - Well it did seem a bit wobbly:) Thanks.

Archedone - I think I'd be hapy to try all them as well. Thanks.

PK - I don't think he'll go back for it. Thanks.

Hermione - I'm definitely warming to it. P likes the glasses I don't, a little ugly. Thanks.

OBB - Thank you. I was a little slow. Thank you.

Jay - The thought of bending over it is appealing. Thanks.

Meredith - It's normally me that's think about spankng all the time:0 Thanks.

SG - Bending over the back with your hands on trhe seat would be OK. Thank you.

Michael - You've convinced me:) Thank you.

Nina - It's growing on me:) Thanks.

1MV - I'm tempted to buy it myself. Thank you.


Cat said...

LOL Ronnie...why do I have the feeling that chair is gonna end up in your upstairs. ;)

Hugs and Blessings...

ronnie said...

Cat - LOL. I think this time no. Thanks.


Terpsichore said...

I love how our spanking minds work :-) Though I have a feeling a traditional spanking over a chair like that would not be the most could still be fun to try! :-) Hugs

ronnie said...

Terps - I think you could be right on both:) Thanks.


Enzo said...

Great little story.
I'm just really surprised you don't already have a chair like that at home for this specific use.

ronnie said...

Enzo - Thank you. We usually use the bed, sofa or me bent over the table, like that position for the cane:)


Red said...

Ronnie: definitely worth purchasing. Every time you look at it, it will bring spanking to the forefront of your mind. If a friend or relative asks about it, you could say how functional and comfortable it is, all the time thinking at least it is comfortable for P.
bottoms up

ronnie said...

Red - Nearly everything I see brings spanking to the forefront of my mind:) Thanks.