Monday, 6 January 2014

A Deal's a Deal

Twenty pounds

and two canings

That's the cost of returning items to Ralph Lauren after Christmas, or at least it's the cost to me. I've paid the twenty quid and been caned once, one still to go if he remembers......but I got my returns sorted, didn't have to drive up the M6, which I hate, and (I think) almost persuaded my husband on the drive back that we should take a winter break.

The deal was made after a couple of glasses of wine (I'd have negotiated out of the twenty quid in favour of a third caning if I'd been thinking clearly:)) and it came about after my pre-xmas trip to Chester and the designer outlet at Cheshire Oaks. I bought quite a lot of stuff, amongst it a RL jacket for myself and a Polo sweater for P as a Christmas present. I was delighted with the jacket until a couple of days after buying it my son showed me some Barbours online which looked much nicer and he gets discount. I sent for one and it was brilliant, much better all round than the RL, sorry RL. Then the sweater I gave P on Christmas day had a tiny snag on the front which I hadn't noticed in store and he said didn't matter but I said no way. 

So I said we need to go back, notice we not I. P said it was hardly worth a trip, the jacket looked good so why not keep it and use it, and as for the sweater why not take it into Bham next time I go and swap it for a snag free one. I told him that couldn't be done, the outlet store goods aren't interchangeable with high street stores, he said I could sweet talk a sales assistant into doing it but I assured him it wouldn't work. He wasn't convinced. Then I told him how much the RL had cost and that changed his perspective, he said he thought I'd told him it was cheap at the outlet and I said I did and it was and it was a very good deal but I wouldn't feel happy keeping it now I'd got the Barbour. He said he should think not and that's when he agreed to drive up there with me but he said I had to pay the petrol about 30 pounds and buy lunch. I reminded him there was an item of his to be exchanged too so he said OK reduce the petrol cost and take a caning instead, this was all light hearted banter you understand. I must have agreed too quickly and with poorly concealed enthusiasm because he followed up with 'Make that two canings now that I know how much you spent on the jacket'. I said is that the final offer and he said yes, and that was it we shook hands on it.
On Saturday morning I was up bright and early, before P for a change, I put a crisp twenty under his wallet so that he couldn't miss it. He noticed it right away when he came downstairs and said he liked that, a woman of her word. Then he got himself a mug of coffee and said if we set off early we could stop off in Chester, he didn't think the outlet stores open before 10am anyway so I agreed, then he told me I should accompany him upstairs, he had a little job to do before we left, he wanted me to know he kept his word too. I guessed what the little job was and said didn't he want to sit and drink his coffee and it would make us late and what about the drive it would be uncomfortable. He just said it wouldn't be uncomfortable for him and smirked.

In the bedroom he told me to stand by the bed and take my jeans down. 

I heard him take another slurp of coffee then the wardrobe door slid open, I presumed he'd put a cane in there.

"Take your knickers down too," he said as he came and stood at my left side, "and bend over with your hands flat on the duvet."

I closed my eyes and scrunched the duvet with my hands, I hadn't expected it and didn't really want it. The stroke seemed to take ages coming and I thought he must be drinking his coffee or something and I made to get up, I was going to suggest perhaps he kept his word some other time. Then I heard the swish and my husband's cane bit ferociously into my bottom causing me to gasp out loud then 'Ooooouw P that was hard' as I turned my head towards him intending to ask him to please be lenient. Unfortunately another stroke landed before I could make my plea and I squealed 

and thudded my feet on the floor stamping from side to side.

"Keep still stop making such a fuss, only another four," said my husband, "a deal's a deal." 

I took the next four strokes better, they were lighter then the first two but still left my backside raging. Then my husband's hand patted my bum and he told me to pull up my knickers and jeans and we'd get going. He pecked me on my cheek as I stood up and then he was off downstairs. Ten minutes later we were heading for the M6, me a bit wriggly but that eased off after half an hour or so and before we reached Chester I'd started to feel a bit horny. I really hadn't wanted to be caned but the afterglow in my bum and the prospect of a shopping expedition with my caner had set me up nicely. We had an enjoyable day, or part day actually, and on the way back I started talking about holidays and P didn't change the subject for a change, in fact when I told him about the discounts some of the travel firms were offering on low season breaks he said they sounded interesting and I should send him a few links. Whoopee.

I don't know if or when I'll get the other caning, I won't remind him. But if I do get it, if it's the same as that one Saturday morning, and if I'm in the mood, I think I might like it because although I made a fuss it wasn't really too severe and not too long either, just about right.

Have a good week.


Let me know if the second or fourth picture belongs to you.


bobbsroom said...

Hi Ronnie

Lovely way to start the new year, start as you mean to go on, sore and stripy that is
Have a good week

BOB B :)x

Fondles said...

hurray for canings. and it IS a lovely way to set up for a day out together! I love it !

Minelle Labraun said...

Not uncomfortable for him?? LOL...
It certainly turned out well...hmmm.
New Years resolution ...check.

Michael M said...

It sounds as though you are quite hungry for that second Goldilocks caning, not too severe, not too long and just hot enough.

saffy said...

i must admit, i had a little grin to myself at the stampy feet bit....i do that , but get added swipes for it. Glad you managed to have an exchange and hope you get your next cane swipes soon.

an English Rose said...

Hi Ronnie, news years resolution going well then? Glad you had a nice day, better get on that holiday booking before P.changes his mind.
love Jan.xx

Roz said...

Hi Ronnie, not uncomfortable for him LoL. Sounds like it was a good deal for both of you, and a great day together :) New year resolution off to a good start!

Yay for the holiday. Make the booking fast before P changes his mind!


Anonymous said...

A deal is a deal, and if the second spanking is not forth coming you should remind him. In fact you should remind him by bringing him the cane. It's wonderful to see the new year is starting out with a good spanking.
This is only the 6th, and Mrs. has already spanked me twice.

DelFonte said...

M6 and a caning! That is a wicked combination.
Oh, now if you'd posted the sweater to me, I could have popped up the road for you and exchanged them.... but then you wouldn't you have had such a fun day and the holiday chat :)

Ami Starsong said...

So funny! I wonder why the unexpected is always to be savoured?!

I've never visited one of those outlet stores but people tell me they are good. I just hate to buy jumpers and discover snags on them though! And as for jackets - I love my old and well worn Barbour!

Many hugs

Anonymous said...


Thank you for sharing a wonderful story. Nice start to 2014.

Hope you have lots of fun stories during the year.


PK said...

My favorite quote of the year so far, 'Won't be uncomfortable for me' P's the man! Lovely beginning for 2014 and I really hope you two get some time away and if you do get to a warm spot, please send some here.

sixofthebest said...

Ronnie, you know how I feel after I here a woman has been caned, on her bare bottom. Put it this way. Imagine, you were one of the Queen's honoree's for the New Year, by handing over the 20 quid. Well worth it receiving those painful stripes, upon that voluptuous naked derriere of yours.

abby said...

Sounds like it was all it when everyone 'ends' up happy! Happy New Year.
hugs abby

Meredith Malloy said...

You are a brave woman indeed.

Leigh Smith aka Sunny Girl said...

Great negotiation techniques. Are you an ombudsman?

ronnie said...

BOB B - I like stripy:) Thanks.

Fondles - Not many would say hurray for canings:) Thanks.

Minelle - So far so good. Thank you.

Michael - I may remind him if he forgets:) Thanks.

Saffy - I usually get more for stampy feet as well. Thank you.

Jan - I like days like that. Thanks.

Roz - Do you want me to get spanked? Certainly would if I went ahead and booked it without consulting P first:) Thanks.

Archedone - Two spankings. You've started the New Year very well. Thanks.

DF - Thanks but as you say, would have missed out on the caning:)

Ami - Well worth a trip, well most of the time. I've been before and not found anything. I love my new coat:) Thanks.

Joey - So do I:) Thank you.

PK - I'm working on it. Thanks.

SOTB - I think £20 was well worth it:) Thanks.

Abby - Best way. Thank you and Happy New Year to you.

Meredith - Hello. I do love/hate the cane:) Thank you.

SG - LOL. I have my moments. Thanks.


MarQe Smith said...

Ronnie, thanks you for your lovely New Year message .... may I wish you the very best for 2014 MQ x

Terpsichore said...

I am glad the New Years Resolution is off to a great start! May there be many more fun spankings to come... :-) Hugs

ronnie said...

MarQe - Thanks. Good health to you.

Terps - I'll drink to that:( Thank you.


Janey said...

I like stripy both before and after, not so much during!
Guess what? I got a new Barbour jacket for Christmas too

MrJ said...

That sounds like a pretty strong statement of a firm new year's resolution.

Red said...

Ronnie: amazing that as much as I like the idea of spanking, when it is about to happen I am not so enthusiastic, whatsoever, and would talk my way out of it if I could.
I am glad you didn't talk your way out of it, and I think you should actually remind P of his deal...
bottoms up

ronnie said...

Janey - You are the second person I've heard had a Barbour for Christmas:) Thanks.

MrJ - Now I just have make sure I get them:) Thank you.

Red - I think I may. Thanks.


Hermione said...

Hi Ronnie,

A caning and a shopping expedition? Well worth the twenty quid!

I hope P remembers about the holiday and you go somewhere nice.


ronnie said...
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ronnie said...

Hermione - Doesn't think he can manage a week away now but I'm working on him:) Thanks.


MrJ said...

Congrats, Ronnie!

fanz123 said...

Ronnie be thankful he doesn't spank you for the old £20. It 2 years out of date.

ronnie said...

MrJ - I like being Chrossed:) Thanks.

Fanz - Hello. LOL. I would get spanked if he saw it. Thanks.


Keith Smith said...

I really loved your account of that first caning. I love being caned or strapped myself. Each month I go to a BDSM Playparty. For the last couple I had sessions where I was caned and strapped. The last time several people had the opportunity to use different instruments of correction on me. I must be a very naughty boy. But I do so love it - especially when other people are watching and enjoying.

ronnie said...

Keith - Hello and thank you.

I never thought I'd actually enjoy being caned

I've never attended a spanking party.