Monday, 18 November 2013

Miley's Spanking Birthday

I don't know if this is common knowledge, I guess if the Times' LA reporter John Harlow has got the story (is it a story?) others will have it too. Anyway according to yesterday's Times Miley Cyrus is planning to celebrate her upcoming 21st by holding a party where '...guests can be chained to furniture and spanked or, for the more advanced, paddled with a bat or whipped...'

Needless to say there will be male and female strippers and strings of lights shaped like know, the usual sort of 21st. God, does her mom know what this kid's up to? I mentioned it to P, he said her mom was probably helping organise it, they both needed spanking in his opinion. Well, P, it sounds like they'll probably be getting it. 

Have a good week.



Cat said...

LOL Ronnie...I agree with P...Miley and her mom both need a barn burner!

Tuned in to watch a clothing design show on TV the other evening and discovered that momma Cyrus is Miley's manager and chooses most of her clothing! ACK!!! Momma's comment on some of the revealing choices was that if she had Miley's body, she would dress like that! She told one designer change a pair of leather pants into tight booty shorts! Sheesh!!!


Daisy Christian said...

Yes it does sound like they both need spanked...I didn't know her mom was ok with this..what does her dad think...its sad she turned out like this...Madonna all over again

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Howard Stern is invited and will he film the event?
It's very clear those in Lu-Lu land have way too much time on their hands.

Roz said...

Oh good lord, she is going from bad to worse! She definitely needs a thorough spanking, and not the fun kind. So does Mom by the sounds of it!


PK said...

Hmmm…. this wasn't something Mollie mentioned wanting for her 21st birthday and even I never thought of it. As crazy and out of control as this poor girl is now I wonder if she'll be alive for her 25th birthday.

Anastasia Vitsky said...

Oh, brother. She'll manage to fill people with disgust for spanking, just like the disgust people felt about twerking.

But thanks for the laugh. :D

Wilma Rubble said...

Why won't she just go away? P is right, but unfortunately she won't get the type of spanking she deserves at this party!

Anonymous said...


How do I get an invite? LOL.


Red said...

Ronnie: I agree with joey.. how do i get an invite.. sounds like a lot of fun
bottoms up

ronnie said...

Cat - Maybe it was her mother's idea for a spanking 21st then. Thanks.

DaisyC - I think she's worse than Madonna ever was. Thanks.

Archedone - And far too much money. Thank you.

Roz - Think she needs a little motherly advice but not from her mother. Thank you.

PK - How and why did she changed, who knows. Thanks.

Ana - Not sure why she feels she has to perform like that. Thanks.

Wilma - She needs to take a step back and look at herself. Thanks.

Joey - LOL. Sorry can't help with an invite. Thanks.

Red - You could always gate crash. Thanks.


an English Rose said...

Hi Ronnie, i read about this too in todays paper. Shall we gatecrash? What a bad girl she is.
love jan.xx

Leigh Smith aka Sunny Girl said...

There are no words but she's getting the press.

Fondles said...

i'm sure BIKSS would agree with P, his solution to most things (mine too, to be honest) is "they need a spanking!"

Ami Starsong said...

Dare I admit to never having heard of the woman! Or wanting to for that matter!


Blondie said...

Not really up on Miley. Why is her mom the one that needs to be spanked and not her dad too. That could be fun, spanking Billy Ray.

Katie said...

Well, that will be an interesting party, Ronnie! :) I'm with Sunny- publicity central! At the same time, they likely need one! Many hugs,

<3 Katie

ronnie said...

Jan - Depends whose's going to be there:) Thanks.

SG - In my opinion not good press though. Thanks.

Fondles - Definitely my solution as well:) Thanks.

Ami - Not at all. I've only know her name for a couple of years because of son mentioning her. Thank you.

Blondie - I only recently realised that Billy Ray was her father. Apparently he's defending her and say she's just reinventing her sound. Thanks.

Katie - Publicity is good but maybe not that kind. Thanks.


Terpsichore said...

She seemed so sweet and innocent as Hannah Montannah...what happened??? I always slightly cringe when her newest song comes on the radio and my 8 year old daughter sings along - the song is fine...but still...
:-) hugs

Hermione said...

Miley has turned into a lunatic, or a female Justin Bieber. Spoiled brats, both of them.


smuccatelli said...

Perhaps a bit premature:

ronnie said...

Terps - Her 16th she had minnie mouse to her party. Hopefully she's just going through a transformation and all will settle down for her. Thank you.

Hermione - Maybe they should team up. Thanks.

Smuccatelli - Thanks for the link, will take a look.


Michael M said...

I knew you would read this. I turned the page of the ST fairly quickly at the breakfast table and saved reading it until later.
Oh to be young rich and winsome and have the luck to attend a party like this.
Have a good week.

ronnie said...

Michael - Wouldn't like to attend the party but be a fly on the wall:) Thanks.