Wednesday, 27 March 2013

Bottoms Up

My weekly review of a least favourite implement, as expressed by readers.

This week - The Bath Brush.

Sarah writes:-

"By miles and miles it has to be the bath brush, particularly applied to a damp bottom after I've showered. 

It looks so innocuous and yet I can't tolerate it.Peter maintains that he likes to see me buck and wriggle a bit during a spanking (for his entertainment !) but I can't stay still at all for this. It's saved for punishment and he insists I lie still. He goes very quiet when I'm punished and that makes it even worse.Ugh, makes me squirm thinking about it. I literally fight back the tears and grit my teeth and take it.A couple of times I've not agreed with the sanction and that's been really tough. Do you think it hurts so much because the pain is concentrated ? Also for me it has something to do with the fact that I'm being punished like a silly, naughty little girl (although I quite like that too...jeeeze we must be hard to figure out."

Thanks Sarah.  Not one of my favourties either.

Don't forget, if any bottoms, male or female who would like to do a review of their LEAST favourite implement and why, please email me. I'll keep it secret if it's just for me but if it's OK for me to post it please say so. Pictures are always good.

See you next week for another Bottom Up.



Picture taken from ASS.


Anonymous said...

Thank you Sarah for a terrific review. I do not like wood either.


Roz said...

Thank you Sarah for a wonderful review and thank you Ronnie for posting it.

LoL, I agree, we must be hard to figure out, we like it/we don't like it. I think my hubby has given up trying to. He just knows that it works.


PK said...

The bath brush is pretty horrible, it doesn't seem like it should be, but it hurts so much. And it doesn't seem if it matters if it's wood or acrylic. Thanks for the review Sarah and for hosting this series Ronnie. I have several things to mark off my list now!


an English Rose said...

Gosh Sarah, that sounds lethal. I am not a fan of wood. Funny how we like it and hate it at the same time. Great post both of you, love

Susie said...

Poor Sarah! I agree with her completely. In fact, I agree so completely that our bath brush went missing. We have terribly dirty backs sad. :)

Hermione said...

I agree, bath brushes are not kind to the behind. Thanks, Sarah and Ronnie!


sunnygirl said...

After reading other blogs, I quietly removed the bath brush from temptation.

Loved the pic but thought about her hands slipping on the tub and getting hurt in addition to the spanking.

Anonymous said...

Wonderful account, Sarah.
Very recognizablem how important rituals, settings are for the experience and the interaction.
And yes, you gals are difficult to figure out - that is what makes Topping interesting.

Terpsichore said...

thanks for bath brushes - got it! :-)

Minelle Labraun said...

I totally get it....shhhhh.... NO BATH BRUSHES...At least not for me.
No one can ever accuse me of not learning from others. lol
Ronnie this series is great...I am taking it all in!

ronnie said...

Joey - Yes, good review from Sarah. Thanks Joey. Have a fun week.

Roz - They'll never figure us out, just as well though. Thanks Roz.

PK - Acrylic bath brush not thanks. Thanks PK>

Jan - I just hate it:) Thanks Jan.

Susie - So do we:) Thanks Susie.

Hermione - Not at all. Thanks Hermione.

SG - Or bump her head on the wall, that would be me:) Thanks SG.

Anon - Yes, an excellent review. Thanks Anon.

Terps - Bath brush, hairbrush, and the spatula removed (though I've never had the pleasure of a spatula used on my bottom) better to be safe than sorry:) Thanks Terps.

MInelle - All thanks to KG for suggesting it. KG's still to come. Thanks Minelle.


Blondie said...

Yikes, the showers brush! That is one of the worst, especially when your bottom is wet. Great review.

dancingbarez said...

Anything is horrible when one's bottom is wet, the bathbrush does make one jump and cry like a baby.

Anonymous said...

Joey : My pleasure.Nice to be welcomed into the fold.

Roz : Hahahaha.That's why the HOH raised eyebrow unites our menfolk...

PK : Can you believe I laughed when I first saw about author of my own misfortune...

An English Rose : It's all in the frisson of anticipation..

Susie : I could live with a dirty back.Dirty everything, in fact !

Hermione : My pleasure

Sunnygirl : He'll find out...he will, he will, he will...

Anon : Hah ! I should throw all caution to the wind and start a blog..

Terpischore : You've got it (phew)

Minelle : Methinks the girl protests too much....

Blondie : Makes my tummy flip if I dwell on it...

Dancingbarez : If I am not mistaken, there was a touch of enjoyment in that too....

Sarah,LD,(in a freezing) UK

ronnie said...

Blondie - Worse than the hairbrush me thinks. Thanks Blondie

DB - I hate the hand on a wet bottom. Thanks DB.

Sarah - What you doing high jacking my blog?:) Thanks for the great review.


WhoMe? (Lucy) said...

Yep, the bathbrush is terrible. My dh used to use it a lot. EEK

maryanne said...

ronnie, i'm new so i have yet to discover the "joys" of the bath brush. it sounds absolutely terrifying. i don't think i ever want to know it. i'm sorry you did. poor thing.


bobbsroom said...

Hi Ronnie
And thanks for the review Sarah.

I have one of these in my little bag of tricks and it certainly has the w... ow factor. You girls never cease to amaze me in your dedication to your kink, submissive urges and your love hate or possible love love relationships we certain implements.

Keep them coming


Anonymous said...

A bath brush is a truly deadly weapon only rivaled by a cane made from some synthetic material. Yee Gods do those things sting! !

ronnie said...

Maryanne - Hello and welcome. I'd make sure you never put it on your toy list:) Thank you Maryanne.
WhoMe? (Lucy) Hello to you. Bet your glad he doesn't any more. Thanks WM(L)

Bob - We are a tad confusing:) Thank you Bob. Another one next week.

Anon - I'd rather the cane any day to the bash brush. Thanks Anon.