Wednesday, 20 March 2013

Bottoms Up

Wednesday already so time for another Bottoms Up...

My wife has many implements to apply to my bottom, but my least favorite and one that is most popular with most is the hair brush. That delivers such a sting I have trouble holding position. 

I'd much rather have the wooden spoon or even the whip.

We have a paddle, whip, wooden spoon, belt, strop, spanking stick and hair brush that are used mostly to spank me with.  I'm not sure if it's the shape of the brush, but it stings worse than the other implements and maybe it's the position I'm in.  As most of my positions the cheeks are tight and I feel more of the sting. Or it could be maybe she swings it harder, but after just a few spanks with it, I'm hollering, begging, shaking my bottom to ease the sting.  I believe the last time she used the brush I was in the diaper position then I was on my knees and elbows head down.  

You could call it a love hate thing, as I cringe when I know she is going to use it, and after she is done I still feel the burning and I love that part.

Thank you Archedone.  Archedone doesn't have his own blog but regularly comments.

Don't forget, if any bottoms, male or female who would like to do a review of their LEAST favourite implement and why, please email me - I'll keep it secret if it's just for me but if it's OK for me to post it please say so. Pictures are always good.

See you next week for another Bottoms Up.



Let me know if the picture is yours so I can credit.


kiwigirliegirl said...

ohhhh thank goodness we dont have a hairbrush like that...sounds pretty painful

Michael M said...

The hairbrush is tough going but when you need it, you deserve it.

Anonymous said...

After writting this to Ronnie, I asked my wife why the hair brush would sting my bottom more than the other implements. She smiled and said I found out a long time ago if I use it when your cheeks are tight, you holler and kick so much more, and yes I do swing a little harder with it. And it leaves such nice red marks.
At least now I know why it stings more.

Roz said...

A great review Archedone, thank you. Thank you Ronnie for posting. I'm so glad we don't use a hairbrush!


Anonymous said...

Thank you for sharing. Excellent review.

Anonymous said...

Hairbrush as my wife states speaks the loudest and bring quick proper response. She learned from her mother, all men are little boys and when they are "naughty" it must be addressed properly. She learned from her mother and I felt the hairbrush for the first time from my mother in law. My spankings start with a very long scolding, bare from the waist down, she then begins with the hand, and after my bottom is somewhat warm and stinging, the hairbrush is applied, which brings, squirming, kicking, pleading,begging and finally crying. I'm allowed a short spanking dance around the room, then corner time, usually an half an hour.

ronnie said...
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ronnie said...

KG - I think I'd rather the cane than the hairbrush. Thanks KG.

Michael - Seems no one likes a hairbrush spanking. Thanks Michael.

Archedone - Is the hairbrush your wife's favourite implement? Thanks again for the review Archedone.

Roz - We have one but glad it hardly ever comes out. Thanks Roz.

Joey - It was. I'm enjoying the reviews. Thanks Joey.

Anon - Hello. Did your MIL pass the hairbursh down to your wife? Thanks Anon.


Hermione said...

An excellent post, Ronnie. I think archedone should have his own blog, don't you?


Anonymous said...

Ugh, the hairbrush.Instrument of DOOM Sarah,LD,UK

Minelle Labraun said...

From what I can tell most people do not like to have a hairbrush used...

Ami Starsong said...

I have a love/hate relationship with the HH. I have a fascination for it. I regard it with dread. It looks so innocuous sitting on my dressing table yet it delivers such hurt I can hardly bear it. I can only conjecture what a wooden paddle must feel like and I admire anyone who uses one! However, the feeling afterwards is a deep warm glow that lasts all day, so it has its compensations.



Anonymous said...

In response to passing down the hairbrush, the answer is, My mother-in-law has taught her daughter the best spanking implement is the hairbrush. My wife purchased one just for spankings, it hangs in the kitchen.

Lea said...

I'm not a fan of hairbrushes! Wooden ones are especially hard to take. Thanks for the review!

ronnie said...

Hermione - Yes and excellent review and definitely should have his own blog. Thanks Hermione.

Sarah - Not as bad as the bath brush:) Thanks Sarah.

Minelle - I know I don't and glad P hardly ever uses it. Thanks Minelle.

Ami A deep warm glow you get from a paddle as well so maybe you should try one:) Thanks Ami.

Anon - Thanks for answering.

Lea - Wonder what a plastic one would be like. Thanks Lea.


Terpsichore said...

thanks for sharing