Friday, 23 December 2011

Father Christmas Came Early to our House

P gave me his for "our eyes only" present, a senior bamboo cane, it's 32" long and made from Kooboo Loontie Rattan which is apparently the finest and, according to the manufacturer's blurb, gives great flexibility, superior sting and lasting depth.

Goodness I never knew it was so technical, it sounds like some of the wine reviews we get:), all I ever really know is the effect a cane has on my backside and I'm sure I'll be getting to know this one soon enough.

P said the manufacturer is in Coventry (less than an hour from us) and he has sound proofed testing cubicles where clients can go and 'try before they buy'. I'm sure P was joking about that, god I surely hope so, Gulp.

Anyway here it is:-

Note the suppleness and the clear and lasting line when applied correctly.

Hopefully they'll be some R & R to follow, as it won't be a punishment, not as far I can tell at the moment anyway. Might not be this way around though.


Please let me know if any of the pictures are yours.


Anonymous said...

That's not fair...he's given you it 2 days before Christmas...I'm sure there is method in that approach...ample time for stress levels to be at fever pitch.Gulp, looks serious stuff.It's thumbs down to Warwick University from our daughter because 'not big enough city nightlife'.Hmmm,may revisit that one with an entirely vested interest.....Have a good day.Sarah,LD,UK

Dee said...

It does indeed look serious! You're rather brave Ronnie :) I bet you're glad you didn't go buy it with him if it's true about being able to 'try before you buy' lol!!!
A very Merry Xmas to you and yours Ronnie :)

Dee x

Anonymous said...


That was so great of P to do all that product research. But, a senior cane, that is a serious implement. I hope you "enjoy" the present soon.

Merry Christmas,

sixofthebest said...

What a beautiful present you were given, when you received this pliable stinging swishy cane. I hope it will be used to great satisfaction on your bare bottom.

MrJ said...

I am sure you will do a lot to pre-empt that there will be a punishment soon...
Merry Chrsitmas

PK said...

Good Grief Ronnie! That made me cringe from across the pond! But I know you are a cane girl. I'm sure you will love it for play but I know it would give me incentive to be an absolute angel!

Love and Merry Christmas!


Kaelah said...

Looks like a beautiful and at the same time very scary gift, Ronnie! I wish you and P happy and peaceful Christmas days.

sunnygirl said...

No experience with being caned so don't know if I would be as thrilled as you. Looks pretty ouchy to me. Good for fun not for real. But I'll never say never. Let us know how it worked out.
Merry Chrismas

ronnie said...

Sarah - I didn't mind him giving it me 2 days befor but hope it's not used before Christmas:) Warwick good University. Son turned down Keele and Bangor for same reason. Thanks Sarah. Merry Christmas to you and your family.

Dee - It feels serious:( Of boy yes I'm glad I didn't go especially if they did have a "try before you buy" room though I think he was joking about that. Thanks Dee. Merry Christmas to you and your family. Have a wonderful one.

Joey - I wonder why they call it the senior one, I meant to ask. Thanks Joey. I hope you and your family have a lovely Christmas.

SOTB - P will certainly get satisfaction out of it, me I'm not so sure:0 Thanks SOTB. Merry Christmas to you and yours.

Mr. J. - Me never:) Thanks. Hope you have a lovely Chritmas. Happy Xmas to you and your family.

PK - I think your paddle looks quite evil but one I would love to try it. I would say let's swap but I know you don't like the cane:) Merry Christmas to you and your family PK.

Kaelah - I think more scary than beautiful:) thought I do love a cane - did I really say that. Thanks Kaelah. Merry Christmas to you and yours.

SG - I do like a cane but not sure about this one, thicker than our other one and yes I'll let you know how it feels. Thanks GS. Merry Christmas to you, hope you have a wonderful one.


sarah thorne said...

OMG! That things looks horribly painful!

BAD Santa!! ;)


Hermione said...

I love the idea of trying it out in a soundproof booth. It looks like it will generate plenty of noise!

Let us know how you like it.


Anonymous said...

Better your bum than mine :D

Enjoy. Happy Holidays.


Red said...

Ronnie: it would be wonderful to try out before purchasing... and the fun of the salesperson knowing who is using it on whom...
The R&R should be this way plus the other way around.
Merry Christmas

Sara said...

Ouch!!! Merry Christmas to you you and P, Ronnie! Sara

ronnie said...

Sarah - and I'm sure it will be. Thanks Sarah. Merry Christmas to you.

Hermione - Or how I don't like it:) I think it generate plenty of heat as well. Thanks Hermione. Merry Christmas to you and Ron.

Hedone - Thanks:) Merry Chritmas Hedone.

Red - Funny, clothes, shoes, underwear I would never buy before trying but a cane no thank you:) Cheers Red. Happy Christmas to you and Cindy.

Sara - I think I'll be saying more than ouch:) Thanks Sara. Merry Christmas to you, Grant and all your family.


Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas, Ronnie! And enjoy that evil looking cane;).


ronnie said...

Kitty - and a Merry Christmas to you too. I'm not sure if enjoy is the right word:) Thanks Kitty.


Lea said...

Good luck with testing out your gift! I ordered myself my first cane this week but haven't had time to test it out yet. I know, I'm crazy. Lol.