Wednesday, 14 April 2010

The County of Cheats

Britain’s largest survey of sex, fidelity and marriage has revealed that Devon is the UK’s most unfaithful county, with a whopping 47 percent admitting that they’ve had an affair.

The survey of 4,000 married people was commissioned by IllicitEncounters.com and as well as outing the most adulterous county in the UK, they’ve also found that if you’re looking for fidelity then it’s best to move to Surrey. Coming out tops in the faithful stakes, less than 1 percent had cheated on their other half.

What I thought worrying was, regardless of geographical location, 5 percent of people polled said they’d cheat ‘if they thought they could get away with it.’

I didn't see anything to say which county has the largest number of spankers but I reckon Devon must be low and if they had more spankers the infidelity rate would drop, and Surrey must be high and keeping things strictly in check. The 5% who said they 'would cheat if they could get away with it' are presumably spread evenly across the country, they should be spanked for even having such thoughts, go and confess to your other halves beg for forgiveness correction:)

Ronnie
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7 comments:

Lady_Karen_Rebel said...

Lol!...Yes I agree spanking would definitely keep them in check...

Mind you is that mostly the men?...

Karen x

Sara said...

I agree Ronnie, a few more spankings would mean a few less affairs. People ought to try it before they knock it! ;)

Kat5 said...

Only 5% said they'd cheat if they could get away with it yet more than 5% have cheated so I guess most cheaters don't care if they get caught, lol.

Hermione said...

I think that if more people were happily getting all the spanking they wanted at home, there would be no reason to look elsewhere.

Hugs,
Hermione, who has it all right here!

吳柏廷 said...

灰心是動搖的開端,動搖是失敗的近鄰。 ..................................................

turiya said...

Bring on the spankings!!! I'll take one just because. :-D

*hugs*

turiya

ronnie said...

Thanks for stopping by and please forgive me for not answering each of your comments.

Love,
Ronnie
xx