Wednesday, 30 December 2009

Exercise Ball

I laughed Christmas morning when I saw this under the tree (it was blown up and wrapped). P must have placed it there early because I certainly would have noticed it before I went to bed.




P said he wanted to try it out first, for what I said.

For your spanking and later he sent me this picture




I should have guessed :)

Ronnie
xx

Monday, 28 December 2009

Sorry Chef

How did your Christmas go? Hopefully you all had a wonderful one with no family arguments and you got everything you wished for.

I only got 2 presents from my naughty Christmas Wish list. The spaghetti measurer and wooden spoons (have to say very effective, haven't tried on spaghetti yet though) and the Heart and Soul book. P said he tried to find the dogging bat but definitely no UK site selling them so I would have to wait. I also have to wait for the glass dildo as the store he ordered from sent a last minute email to say sorry it was out of stock, so he cancelled the order and said I could wait until my birthday for it (that's ages away!!! don't they do dildos in the January Sales somewhere?).

So I was mildly disappointed on one hand but I did have some other wonderful presents on the other and I even had a Christmas spanking while son put on his chauffeur hat on and went to fetch family over for lunch. It didn't last long but it was gratefully and greedily received; P was busy preparing the food and I was acting commis, he told me to put a spurt on we were running a bit late, I told him 'Ooh so sorry Sir, I'll speed up immediately' and stuck my tongue out, P took my arm with one hand and grabbed one of our new wooden spoons with the other, then he bent me forward and spanked, he then grabbed the measurer and spanked me with that, telling me it was 'Ooh so sorry Chef', not Sir, and not to be so cheeky as he'd been known to take his commis' pants down and give them what for for less. God, there's more to this cooking than meets the eye, I'll be volunteering for commis duties again soon.

Anyway apart from a briefly warmed backside I got some lovely Molton Brown products from son (they're my favourite), they are expensive but he gets them from from some outlet place, better value than high street store price.

Receiving them reminded me of one Christmas P's SIL (now ex SIL) gave me a large present which was beautifully wrapped. There were soaps, bottles of bath salts and body lotion which looked lovely. A few days later I came to use the bath salts and I couldn't believe it, 2 of the bottles had been opened and were only half full, I looked at the body lotion, that too had been opened. I wondered if SHE had used them, didn't like them so decided to give them away. I suppose" it's the thought that counts". I never did say anything to her or P about it.

What was the worst or most unusual present you received this Christmas.

Ronnie
xx

Wednesday, 23 December 2009

Early Present

So how are the holiday preparations going for everyone, I know it's a busy time of year for reading and writing posts so I'm keeping it short today. Nearly finished at work, can't take Thursday off because if I get orders I have to respond, even though I think it's doubtful on Christmas eve, but then I'm off till Tuesday 29th. Yea!!. P's only tidying up, he said he was running his side of the business down but he's half planning a trip to Qingdao for mid late January, if it comes off I want to go but that means organising someone to take care of my web sales, ah well we'll see.

Had an early Christmas presents from one of our vanilla friends who's going away over the holidays, flights and weather permitting. She came round for dinner last night and we exchanged presents. P opened one of the packages it was addressed to both, and read out the card 'Merry Christmas to you both, I hope P makes use of it'. P held up the present, looked straight at me and said "Janet, thanks, it's perfect and I will be making use of it, I promise you.'' It was wooden pasta spoons with a tall spaghetti jar and a spaghetti measurer. She knows P loves to cook and that we love pasta but she really has no idea about TTWD.

So at least I sort of got one of the presents from my naughty wish list. I think it could be used to provide me with another of my naughty wishes, here's hoping.

Won't be around for a few days after Thursday.

I want to thank everybody who visits here and wish you all a Very Merry fun filled Christmas and hope 2010 is a healthy, happy, prosperous and spankful one.

Love.
Ronnie
xx

Monday, 21 December 2009

Guinness, Jail and a Birthday Spanking

Hope you all had a good weekend. We had a busy one. Ordered the turkey, decked the halls, went to our clients Christmas Fancy dress buffet on Saturday. Sunday did some Christmas shopping but didn't quite get it all done. Not stressed as I have a couple of days left, busy though.

I haven't had time to write a post and as it's been a while since I've shared one of my travel stories, thought I'd do it today. Hope you enjoy it


P said he had to go to Ireland and as it coincided with my birthday suggested I come along as he only had one official meeting which would take a couple of hours. Of course I jumped at the offer, show me a plane ticket and I'm easy, and I didn't want to miss out on a birthday spanking.


Got some very cheap tickets with one of the low cost airlines, UK readers will know them, their flights cost less than their card charges and they only just stop short of charging for using the in-flight loos (I'm sure it will come), it also left Birmingham airport at an unearthly hour. Still, I was happy I'd never been to Dublin before and was looking to a couple of days there.

The day didn’t start well, flight was slightly delayed and when we got to the hotel there was a mix up with rooms, the one we were allocated was being cleaned and no other rooms available as the hotel was full. I was just about to say something in anger to the receptionist as we had booked for an early check in when I felt Ps hand on by bottom and the look that said no, no point, so I didn’t but I was still annoyed. I'd got planned in my mind a lovely little distraction for when we got to our room, that was what really made me mad. I could tell P wasn’t happy either, he said he didn’t want to wait for the room to be ready, so we left the bags with reception, P took my hand and out we went.

It was a lovely sunny day, I soon forgot about about the room not being ready and got on with some sightseeing. We took a trip to the Guinness Storehouse and after that went on to Kilmainham Jail which is same side of town but further out, it's where Charles Stewart, Stewart Parnell, Robert Emmet, James Connolly were imprisoned and at least 14 leaders of the Easter risings were executed in 1916. Films such as "Italian Job" and "In The Name of the Father" were filmed. We'd missed the conducted tour so decided not to wait but return the next day (which we did and I'd recommend it to anyone visiting Dublin) . We stopped off on the way back to the hotel for a pint of Guinness in Temple Bar, it was crowded, everyone had glasses of the famous dark beer with the creamy head, me too, lovely.



We got back to the hotel slightly later than we'd planned. P had to send a couple of emails ready for his meeting next day, I had other things in mind but they didn't happen, he was over an hour downstairs (no wifi in the rooms) and when he returned said we should go out and eat. Drat, my plans weren't gelling at all, I admit I was hungry though. We had a lovely meal of tuna steaks, salad and a very yummy sweet for me, nice wine and some more Guinness in a music bar before making our way back to the hotel. When we got back P said he was tired, showered and went straight to sleep. I didn’t know whether to cry or scream, it was only just after 12.00 and my birthday and there was P asleep had he forgotten.

I woke up early after a good sleep, probably Guinness induced, stretched, shifted sideways a little and went to get out of bed but I felt P's hand on my back gently restraining me, felt his hand move down to my waist over my hips and settle on my bottom, mmmmmm ok I thought, happy birthday he said and then told me he hadn't forgotten my birthday spanking.

Too noisy I said, trying to remember if I'd heard movement in the next room, but he told me to lay on my stomach anyway and he'd worry about the noise, then reached his arm over the side of the bed and produced a short thin green cane, you know the sort you buy in garden centres, he must have borrowed it from one of the hotel's plant pots, either way it looked menacing to me, an avowed lifelong hater of canes, its mere 18'' did not soothe my fear of the dreaded implement at all, to my mind all canes are about 18 feet long, are evil and should be harder to buy than a firearms certificate. Having said that, when its your birthday and you're in snugly-just-woke-up mode with your man's hand kneading your bum cheeks it's challenging, to say the least, to resist an order to lie on your stomach.

So, I did with a mixture of dread and anticipation loaded heavily on the dread side, and after he gave my bottom a couple of sharp open handed slaps (far too loud) and told me to relax, he proceeded to deliver my birthday spanking. In sets of 5, alternating fast and slow, taking his time, rubbing in between and holding me in place or at least giving the impression of doing so, I do like feeling his hand on my back it's reassuring, even more so when I'm over his knee which was unfortunately not the case on this occasion. Anyway I digress, over knee or not the dreaded cane was meting out its wicked sting in such a way that I was not entirely horrified by its assault and even, during one of his rubbing interludes, asked him if he could deliver 10 fast harder strokes, did I really say that? I did, and before I had chance to withdraw such a ridiculous request said strokes were delivered and one birthdays girl was squiggling (is that a word, if not it should be it seems right for what I was doing) well and truly and I have to say not entirely from the sting of the cane.

When all 50ish (plus a few more) strokes were completed P relieved my bum with some soothing massage and I snuggled into him and when his hand went between my legs to check on other needs I was surprised at how quickly I reacted, ramming my one hand on top of his to emphasise my urgency and clamping the other over my mouth to subdue my scream which still managed to partially escape but not in any recognisable form. Hmmm I'd been worried about the noise of the spanking and the sting of the cane, now all I was worried about was if anyone had heard my scream and suggested maybe we could skip breakfast in case somebody on the floor knew what room we were, I’d die of embarrassment but P said don’t be silly.

I did have a smile on my face for the rest of the day and a warm bottom while I was walking around Dublin town waiting for P to finish his meeting. I drifted round a couple of art galleries, the university, P joined me and we bought a late lunch from Leo Burdock's most famous fish 'n chip shop in the world (believe me you need to see the signatures who's been there) and then we walked along the river, about 4 miles, I loved it, and when we got back to the hotel P gave me a lovely bracelet for my birthday, then we showered together it took about twenty minutes because we also fucked like newlyweds in the cubicle, then we went out for a leisurely stroll, a bit of souvenir shopping and a leisurely dinner.
So I loved Dublin and look forward to going back some day. I will say things are expensive there, more even than London, but the Irish have a way of extracting your money with a smile and twinkle in their eye and the gift of the gab, and you don't even notice it until your card statement arrives :)

Ronnie
xx

Saturday, 19 December 2009

Cheeky Santa

Christmas cards have been drifing in since 1st December. All mine finished and posted.

Here's a few I particularly like.





Ronnie
xx

Friday, 18 December 2009

My Naughty Christmas Wish Lists

I have two, one I've emailed to P and the other for family and vanilla friends, I think you'd know which would be which :)


On P's are the following items:-




The Sapphire Spiral I've always wanted to try a glass dildo so when I spotted this over at Angle Brat's blog, I just had to put it on my wish list, no idea who stocks them if anyone in the UK









Hermione and PK recommended this but I can't for the life of me find one on any UK website. I've passed the impossible task of getting one to P it's called a dogging bat, I even asked at Pets4Us and the sales girl didn't know what I was on about. So it's rare here. So I want one.








This was at the very top of my list. And it doesn't cost anything, just a little time. Well quite a lot of time preferably, I mean if a job's worth doing......









This delightful flogger caught my attention.





On my vanilla are the following:-














I genuinely need some new cooking utensils actually....






Hermione spotted this one for me.








Ronnie
xx

Monday, 14 December 2009

Christmas Tension

It happens every year, I imagine it's the same or similar in most families. It is a wonderful time of year, especially for the kids and for those amongst us who have kids around to keep us acting like them. But there is also stress, it's unavoidable, it's in shopping, budgeting, meeting deadlines, what to wear for this and that 'do', who's visiting who.....and then for us - or more accurately me - there's P's mom.

Now I haven't mentioned her much for several months, not since I got a proper humdinger of a spanking for acting up over her, but that doesn't mean she's not been around and it doesn't mean there hasn't been any friction. There has, not much I'll admit but still cropping up periodically. Saturday I got spanked because of her, not a humdinger like that last time but still, it wasn't a prelude to sex so it was a put me in my place spanking, and I've been warned not to get stroppy over the arrangements for the forthcoming festive holiday, which I've no doubt I'll be reverting to later and probably more than once.

But let me tell you what happened to get me spanked on Saturday and I'm sure you'll see my side. The cause of my sore backside happened two days earlier, Thursday night actually, we took P's mom out to our favourite little Italian the one I've told you about before, it's nice and we are regulars but at Christmas time, space is at a premium, we didn't book, they had no tables but they did have some space upstairs, an area they normally keep for party bookings. My fault for not booking, anyway we went upstairs, it was half full, the atmosphere wasn't the same, we were seated by the widow and it was a cold night, P's mom was chilly she pulled her jacket around her shoulders, I asked for the heating to be turned up a bit but for some reason the staff couldn't do it and the boss wasn't in, P said it was OK but I told the girl we'd have to forget the meal because we weren't comfortable, we'd go somewhere else. I got dirty looks from P and his mom but for gods sake I was mainly doing it for the sake of his mom, anyway our girl came back two minutes later and said they were relaying a table downstairs for us if we could hang on.

To cut it short, we got the downstairs table but I'm sure everybody thought we were picky customers and actually P's mom told me downstairs she felt a bit awkward after me making such a fuss. Huh! So we ate in 'awkwardness', me being the villain for just telling the truth and speaking up on behalf of P's mom. It was alright eventually, food was nice and we dropped his mom off at the end of the evening in a good mood.

Then on Friday we had few words because she called and invited us out for the following week, in other words later this week, and I didn't fancy it and told P I didn't, we're due to see her next weekend and we'll be seeing a lot of her over Christmas. P said he'd diplomatically avoid it but on Saturday morning he went round to fix a garage light fitting for her and when he got back he told me we'd be going out on Thursday. ''I thought we'd agreed you were going to skip over it somehow,'' I said but P said I'd enjoy it and she'd asked if our son was free to bring him along and she was bringing her sister too. Great, she's about four years older than P's mom and always seems to have something to moan about whenever I've met her.

''Well that's bloody marvelous, it's my Christmas too you know, there are local services providing entertainment for the elderly, why not point your mom and her sister in their direction?'' P didn't answer. ''And if we must go I don't want it to be our little Italian again, I got blamed wrongly last week for being fussy, so make it somewhere else and if there's anything wrong they can speak up for themselves, I'm strictly neutral, an accompaniment.''

P didn't like the bit about the elderly and local services and actually I knew it was wrong immediately after I said it, and was about to apologise when P stood up, took me by the arm and marched me upstairs to our spare room. He told me we'd all be older one day and how would I like being talked about like that, think about it he said, as he closed the spare room door and pulled the chair out from under the desk, I could hardly argue, I told him I was about to apologise. ''You'll apologise, I've no doubt about that,'' he said as he unfastened my jeans and pushed them down to me knees ''you'll apologise and you'll really mean it.''

He didn't have to order me or force me, I knew I was wrong, he sat on the chair and I placed myself across his lap, I caught his eye as I lowered myself and said I really was sorry, it didn't make any difference to the outcome. My shirt was lifted, my knickers were pulled down and I was spanked for several minutes with an occasional pause to adjust position or while he let a particular point sink in. He spanked until my backside felt like I'd sat on hornet's nest, not that I ever have, and when I went still, which I do at a certain point when feeling becomes almost numb with pain, he spanked the tops of my thighs too which made me wriggle and squeal and beg him to stop. He did, and a moist eyed sore bottomed girl, who'd made a thoughtless comment, apologised again, this time in a quivery voice and not quite wanting to catch his eye when he ordered me up.

He told me to pull my pants up and let that be a lesson to me and to think about what I was saying and about other peoples' feelings and not to get bitchy again about what had to be done, it's the time of year when everyone makes compromises he said. Well I hadn't been bitchy in my opinion, just outspoken and trying to make a wisecrack which had backfired, but I wasn't about to argue.

A couple of hours later we were choosing cards together in one of the stores, not a hint of tension, and I resisted the urge to choose a funny one about mother-in-laws.

Ronnie
xx

Friday, 11 December 2009

Kinky Cards


P sent me this card yesterday.

What do you think my answers were to questions 2, 3 & 4?




He did email me back later saying I gave the right answers and would be rewarded.


Ronnie
xx

Wednesday, 9 December 2009

George no

Please George, I know I was rude to Michael but do you have to punish me now, in front of him?

Ronnne
xx

Monday, 7 December 2009

Toy Suggestions

I did an inventory of our toys and posted about it here and said to P at the time we needed some new ones. He said he's hardly using the ones we have let alone new ones and in any case he would need to try them all out before he decided if any were lacking and that was the end of it.

But I've been thinking, as it's Christmas soon, I've decided I'm going to treat P to a new implement but I need some help please.

So this is where you come in. I would like something different, one we haven't tried before, I know many of you will be reluctant so suggest anything when you know it's going to be used on my poor bottom but please feel free and don't be shy and it would help if you could tell me how it feels.

I am re-posting a picture of our toys to remind you what we have.

Thanks.
Ronnie
xx

Friday, 4 December 2009

Blogiversary - Spanked with Roses

I can't believe I missed my blogiversary which was a couple of days ago, but I did. Yes it's been 1 year since Bonnie first linked me. Thank you Bonnie.

I also want to say a big thank to everyone who has ever read or commented here, I've really enjoyed these 12 months and have made many good friends and hope to make many more.

I've sent an email to P telling him it was my blogiversary and would it count for any kind of celebration to mark the occasion, hint hint, he hasn't replied yet so we'll see.

I'm re-posting my first ever spanking post the one I put up after Bonnie spotted me. It's one of my favourite spankings.


Spanked with Roses

Yes, your truly, it is me, and one of the very rare occasions I'm likely to share a shot of my derriere with the world but it was a memorable and totally unexpected event. My birthday actually (yes I know another birthday spanking story but I got caught short after Bonnie linked me, they wont be all about birthday spankings but this one is nice) and I got roses, two bunches in fact, one of which went into a vase and the other was used for my birthday spanking.

Now let me explain. This was out of the blue to me but P had obviously thought it out, the roses were the ones without thorns so no worries there and the stems were long and supple. Stripped of a few leaves (to cut wind resistance P said) and held by the petals end they made a birch-like spanking implement, still wet from their wrapping, formidable I can assure you with hindsight; though being roses and my favourite flower, they did not appear so at the time, prior to use and I had a whole new regard for roses after.

In fairness P gave me the choice - hand on bare bum OTK or Roses on bare bum OT leather sofa arm. I love OTK but couldn't resist the roses. A minute later I was wishing I hadn't, an hour later I was glad I had. No idea how many strokes I got but those stems hurt they really did, and then P stopped and turned them round and started spanking with the petals end, which was bushier but with lots of tiny little stems which stung. Now, having no history of roses spankings to compare with I'd had no idea how effective they would be, or that some of the stems would break, or that my bum would be stinging so wickedly evenly all over, or that I would end up covered in rose petals, which P said looked lovely and snapped on his phone to show me later, hence the photo.

So what about the birthday sex that followed? Well it didn't. What followed was me clearing up loads of petals from the sofa especially down the back of the cushions, and both of us going back to the office to finish some work which had to be out by the end of the afternoon. And an hour or so later, sitting on my swivel chair with a bum still radiating heat, I thought how nice it felt and wondered if it would last till we went out to eat later. I hoped so. If not, well there was always that second bunch in the vase.BTW - his photo doesn't tell the truth, my bum was MUCH redder than that, I think the light affected it.

Ronnie
xx

Wednesday, 2 December 2009

Fancy Dress

You know it's getting near Christmas season when the invites to silly parties start rolling in. We've been invited to a fancy dress buffet party at one of our clients restaurants. P said he's not too keen but feels we should go as he is a very good client, he's just placed another order for a chef and manager for two of his three restaurants.

I suggested to P he could go as a chef as he already has a set of his own chef whites from years ago and all he would need to get would be a hat. I don't want to buy a costume and I don't like renting them as I went to a hire shop once and tried a costume on and all I could smell was stale body odour. I know they're supposed to have them cleaned them but that shop obviously didn't, it put me off completely.

So I got to thinking and started to look what I already have in my dressing up box this is what I came up with. I really do have all of them by the way, although its not me in the pics I found, and I don't have SECRETARY printed across the bum of impossibly short office skirt I own. I do have a rubber dress too, which is ridiculously difficult to get on but does make me feel sexy in a sluttish kind of way, but then when I'm all heated its a devil to get off again, I don't have a picture for that.






A Dominatrix












French maid










Nurse











Secretary







Somehow I can't see me attending in any of these and I certainly don't think P would approve.

Looks like I'll have to put my thinking cap on again.

Ronnie
xx