Monday, 28 December 2009

Sorry Chef

How did your Christmas go? Hopefully you all had a wonderful one with no family arguments and you got everything you wished for.

I only got 2 presents from my naughty Christmas Wish list. The spaghetti measurer and wooden spoons (have to say very effective, haven't tried on spaghetti yet though) and the Heart and Soul book. P said he tried to find the dogging bat but definitely no UK site selling them so I would have to wait. I also have to wait for the glass dildo as the store he ordered from sent a last minute email to say sorry it was out of stock, so he cancelled the order and said I could wait until my birthday for it (that's ages away!!! don't they do dildos in the January Sales somewhere?).

So I was mildly disappointed on one hand but I did have some other wonderful presents on the other and I even had a Christmas spanking while son put on his chauffeur hat on and went to fetch family over for lunch. It didn't last long but it was gratefully and greedily received; P was busy preparing the food and I was acting commis, he told me to put a spurt on we were running a bit late, I told him 'Ooh so sorry Sir, I'll speed up immediately' and stuck my tongue out, P took my arm with one hand and grabbed one of our new wooden spoons with the other, then he bent me forward and spanked, he then grabbed the measurer and spanked me with that, telling me it was 'Ooh so sorry Chef', not Sir, and not to be so cheeky as he'd been known to take his commis' pants down and give them what for for less. God, there's more to this cooking than meets the eye, I'll be volunteering for commis duties again soon.

Anyway apart from a briefly warmed backside I got some lovely Molton Brown products from son (they're my favourite), they are expensive but he gets them from from some outlet place, better value than high street store price.

Receiving them reminded me of one Christmas P's SIL (now ex SIL) gave me a large present which was beautifully wrapped. There were soaps, bottles of bath salts and body lotion which looked lovely. A few days later I came to use the bath salts and I couldn't believe it, 2 of the bottles had been opened and were only half full, I looked at the body lotion, that too had been opened. I wondered if SHE had used them, didn't like them so decided to give them away. I suppose" it's the thought that counts". I never did say anything to her or P about it.

What was the worst or most unusual present you received this Christmas.

Ronnie
xx

13 comments:

Lessa said...

I only nhad wonderfull Christmas gifts this year... the most special was a new bead for my trollbeads bracelet... absolutely love it.. was a gift from my Love...

you had a fantastic Christmas... no spankings for me during those days.. but he made up for that this morning.. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

love, Lessa

Meow said...

Oooo, those kitchen spankings sound wonderful. Lash isn't a spontaneous spanker - and of course, I'm hardly ever in the kitchen. We'll have to work on that. Our Christmas was good. No bad gifts! Meow

Hermione said...

Hi Ronnie,

I was very spoiled this Christmas. I guess the funniest gift I got was one that was given to Ron. It was a gift set of designer fragrance shower gel, face lotion, cleanser and shaving foam. He doesn't use any of that so he handed it to me! (The giver wasn't present at the time.)

One year, we gave a family member a gift set of shower gel and lotion that she had specifically requested. On my birthday, she handed me a parcel, and in it was the unopened gift we had given her a few months before!

I'll be posting a picture of one of my gifts soon.

Hugs,
Hermione

Janet said...

The best gift was one I gave to my HOH Wil. It was a lotion spreader. It is on a handle just like a bath brush but the end is a well padded sponge that soaks up lotion and has no umph what so ever!! I cracked up when I found it because our bath brush, one of Wil's favorite implements had broken and to put this in a bag it looked just like a bath brush with the handle sticking out. But...when he pulled it out of the bag all that was there was a soft white sponge! LOL

PK said...

Your Christmas sound peaceful and nice. Love the kitchen spanking. I'm like Meow, rarely in the kitchen - but I'd go for that!

My gift from Nick this year really made me laugh but the more I think about it maybe we need to go into business selling these. I'll have a story and picture soon.

Hugs,
PK

ronnie said...

Lessa - Your bracelet sounds lovely. How many beads do you have on it?

Meow - Glad to hear you had a good Christmas. P is a spontaneous spanker which I love. Some fun spankings happen in the kitchen.

Hermione - I think it's fine giving your other half a present you didn't want, P's done the same but how on earth can somebody give back a present they received from you. Did you say anything or tell Ron Hermione?

Janet - LOL, good joke, what did he say?

PK - Can't wait to see Nick's present to you. Hope all goes well for you today.

Hermione said...

Ronnie - Ron was there at the time, and the gift returner was a relative of his! What can you do?

Hugs,
Hermione

Sara said...

Ronnie, it sounds like you've started your own Christmas Spanking tradition!

ronnie said...

Hermione - Yes tricky one. Look forward to seeing your gift post.

Sara - A good tradition, will have to make sure we continue it.

Hermione, Sara, thanks for stopping by. Hope your enjoying the holidays.

Love.
Ronnie
xx

Richard Windsor said...

Hi Ronnie,

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Your site has already been added and I would like to request that you update your old link to the Universe to the new link, which is:

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The exact link above will direct everyone to the updates page. Let the HITS begin, we are back, bigger than ever!!

I have a lot of work to do on the format, but the new site is up and running. Let's try and build the community back as big as it was before. Only this time, it won't be deleted.

Thanks in advance for your cooperation in updating your links.

Richard Windsor.

Daisychain said...

Hi Ronnie!
I got a couple of cd's, chocs, and a snuggie, and a lovely keyring "hug" from my kids.
Davey and I are exchanging gifts when he gets here; postage is so expensive. Exactly 2 weeks to the day, after he arrives, we are going to have our christmas day, to cover 2006, 2007, 2008, and 2009!
My christmas trees and decs stay in situ until that day arrives.
(sheesh, they take some dusting, I can tell you!)
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Happy New Year, all! xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

ronnie said...

Consider it done Richard.
Love.
Ronnie
xx

ronnie said...

Daisy - Does that mean you have a date for Davey to arrive??

Love.
Ronnie
xx