Monday, 30 March 2009

Male Erections

Yesterday morning our UK clocks were turned forward an hour meaning we lose an hour sleep unless we go to bed early or get up late. Don't know why but I always sleep light when the time changes (artificially) and so it was that yesterday I woke about an hour after light, restless, P was sleeping lying on his back but I could sense only lightly, I moved to get up and noticed a small (sorry P) pyramid formation in the duvet halfway down the bed his side.

I know about these kind of pyramids, I know how to make them get bigger and also how to get rid of them. Not wanting to disturb the owner of the pyramid if he still needed sleep, I gently fingered the structure, it moved, its owner was waking, I made it get bigger, its owner seemed to approve and then I got rid of it, its owner definitely approved. Later in the morning its owner delivered a deliciously stingy spanking right after my shower for waking him up!:)
 


















Male morning hards, just think if you could bottle them to use as and when, I asked him what had caused it, I've asked him before, he honestly didn't know .
 
This morning P sent me this picture, he said he'd found out what causes the male morning erections, he said they have ghastly nightmares like the guy in the picture, of girls abusing them in their sleep, he said its terrible, very disturbing, tough being a man. Hmm.
 
Off to Manchester in a few hours, Tina Turner concert there tonight, one client to see first, P always tries to fit one in, makes him feel better about taking time out.
 

Ronnie
xx

10 comments:

Lady_Karen_Rebel said...

Lol!...I have problems with male morning hardness too...but I'm usually the one "Trying" to sleep...

Love that picture...

Enjoy the concert...

Karen x

PK said...

I bet P is grateful to have such a knowledgeable wife!! Seems like you handled things perfectly. I have on occassion been spanked for the same thing. A double bonus.

I hope you plan on telling us all about concert!

Hugs,
PK

Tiggs said...

Enjoy the concert and everything that might happen before or after, lol! That was a hilarious telling of something we've all encountered from one time to another. HILARIOUS! I love your use of the English language!

cheekycherry said...

hey Ronnie,

Enjoy the concert!
do you have problems with blogger or posting at all?

Hugs Cheeky Cherry

FunKayLynn said...

How funny, I can just picture you, like a little kid touching it to see how much you could get away with before you woke P up with your behavior! When you asked him what caused it there was only one politically correct answer "Why you Ronnie, I was dreaming of you!" Love the swat you got, wish you many more... Enjoy Tina KayLynn

M:e said...

Now why did this posting make me think of breakfast in bed?....grins.

Have a fabulous time at the concert!!

love and hugs xxx

Daisychain said...

Know your dilemma well, Ronnie, great decision, hehehe! Great outcome too! xxxxxx hugs xxxxxxxxxx

The Headmaster said...

I should think he did spank you for waking him, Miss. Why, you might have interrupted a rather jolly dream...

ronnie said...

Hi all, thanks so much for your comments really appreciate it and please forgive me if I don't reply to each of you as quite busy this week and son home later for 4 - 5 days and want to spend some time with him as I wont see him then until July. Also, I want to get around to catch up on your posts before the end of the day.

Cheeky Cherry - yes I have had real problems with blogger and postings just recently and now when I post my writing goes small for some reason, not sure why, think I need to re upload my template but will have to wait until P's not so busy.

Tina Turner was absolutely fantastic, try and tell you a little bit more about it soon.

Love to you all.
Ronnie
xx

Lessa said...

mmmmmmmmmm.. so that is what causes those pyramids... grin... now if they dream like that no wonder...

love the picture... *winks*

and tell us more about the concert please...

love, Lessa